Bizarre Bacon Products

[SoonerInKCMO]

Mmmmm... bacon (http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/09/the-most-bizarre-bacon-products-ever/)

If I can find a place with #6, I'ma gettin' one. :drool:

[OU4LIFE]

Here you go. Bacon up that sausage! (http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2008/02/27/bacon-cups/)

[soonerinabilene]

Yeah, # 6 is by far the most appealing creation on that link.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Yeah, # 6 is by far the most appealing creation on that link.

Well, #1 would've been but I don't think the girl comes with the bacon bra. Unfortunately. :(

[soonerinabilene]

Well, #1 would've been but I don't think the girl comes with the bacon bra. Unfortunately. :(

That, and most women that would consider wearing that would probably eat it themselves.

[TUSooner]

Here you go. Bacon up that sausage! (http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2008/02/27/bacon-cups/)
Teh WIN!

[sooner_born_1960]

You should be nominated for a Nobel Prize for this: The Noble Prize in BACON!!

[12]

That bacon martini looks like sewage.

I'd wear one of the bacon band-aids, though.

[Sooner_Havok]

Here you go. Bacon up that sausage! (http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2008/02/27/bacon-cups/)

But my heart hurts:(

[frankensooner]

The bacon cheesecake and cookies actually looked pretty good.

[crawfish]

I actually own bacon salt. It's not bad. :)

[Jimminy Crimson]

I actually own bacon salt. It's not bad. :)

Same here. It's decent. And bacony!

[Rogue]

#6 the salad bowl thing?
What the heck is #12?

After I clicked through all 20, I got the 50 most famous bedroom pinups.
Yup, Heather Thomas in the pink bikini!

[OU4LIFE]

But my heart hurts:(

butter up that bacon.

[Mixer!]

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[proud gonzo]

mmmmmm bacon cookies

[Viking Kitten]

Ima have to try some of that bacon salt. I was also rather intrigued by the bacon salad bowl.

[proud gonzo]

from thefoggymonocle.com
BigCityLwyr: i could get down on some bacon right now
BcnLvr: want to hear the best story ever?
BcnLvr: we were flying back from our friend’s wedding in Los Angeles. I had been up all night the night before b/c our flight was at like 7 am and I was still up at 4:30. needless to say, I was a ****ing wreck
BcnLvr: we flew through Austin and had a layover there on the way back.we are sitting, waiting on our connection and I am ****ing miserable. this young couple sits down across from us and the girl has a styrofoam container
BcnLvr: she pops it open and it’s breakfast
BcnLvr: she nonchalantly looks over at me and says, “hey, you want all my bacon?”
BcnLvr: my girlfriend busted out laughing and said, “you have no idea how happy you just made him.” I ended up dominating about six strips of pretty damn good bacon out of this girls breakfast who I didn’t even know
BcnLvr: still makes me smile
BigCityLwyr:: an angel
BcnLvr: bacon angel
BcnLvr: It’s a bacon miracle
BcnLvr: by the way, my buddy Jefferson and I have figured out our million dollar idea
BcnLvr: Bacon Flavored Condoms
BcnLvr: of course, it will most likely be marketed to the gay community. but, I would buy some b/c they’re freakin awesome
BigCityLwyr: gross. go for it
BcnLvr: you know you would by some and chew on ‘em like bubble gum…
BigCityLwyr:: gross
BigCityLwyr:: why not bacon gum?
BcnLvr: it’s already out there
BigCityLwyr: i dont think i would chew on a rubber
BcnLvr: even if it was bacon flavored??? I’m calling bull****
BigCityLwyr: you wouldnt either. dont be ridiculous
BcnLvr: not used, but straight out of the wrapper?why not?
BigCityLwyr: gross
BcnLvr: it freakin taste like bacon!!! why is that gross? unused, it’s the exact same thing as blowing up a balloon
BcnLvr: except it tastes like bacon

[BigRedJed]

Seriously, what up with dogging the bacon bra? 'cause that **** looks like teh awesome.