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mdklatt
5/28/2008, 08:57 AM
"Make sure to wear some high, thick books. It's rattlesnake season."

:eek:
BillyBall
5/28/2008, 09:13 AM
I was home after my freshman year looking for a summer job and I was filling out an application in the companies HR office when this guy walks in and drops "Ok, now I didn't shoot her but I did help Teddy saw off the shotgun".

Classic.
M
5/28/2008, 09:20 AM
"EVERY TIME I SEE A BOX OF CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES, I THINK OF PROM AND MY SPECIAL NIGHT WITH YOU, BIG DANNY. LOVE, S.F."
jkjsooner
5/28/2008, 09:33 AM
"Make sure to wear some high, thick books. It's rattlesnake season."

:eek:

Speaking of that, a guy I work with went hiking in Shenandoah last weekend and got bit by a eastern diamondback rattlesnake. They had to airlift him out and he spent two days in the hospital - still can't walk. Crazy stuff.
Harry Beanbag
5/28/2008, 09:47 AM
Speaking of that, a guy I work with went hiking in Shenandoah last weekend and got bit by a eastern diamondback rattlesnake. They had to airlift him out and he spent two days in the hospital - still can't walk. Crazy stuff.


I'm guessing he wasn't wearing his high, thick books. :)
Fugue
5/28/2008, 09:48 AM
maybe it was the old guy and he got bit in the junk
mdklatt
7/3/2008, 02:44 AM
"If that was poison oak, you'd probably know by now."

"Don't forget to check yourself for ticks when you get home."
ousoonerfan
7/3/2008, 07:52 AM
"If that was poison oak, you'd probably know by now."

"Don't forget to check yourself for ticks when you get home."

Sounds like summer camp!
sooneron
7/3/2008, 07:56 AM
"How can we de-accentuate his package?"


srsly



and no, it wasn't about me:O
soonerinabilene
7/3/2008, 08:00 AM
"If my air conditioner had caller id, i would know if it was the phone people calling."

She just got the words switched up as she talked, but i still make fun of her every week for it.
BillyBall
7/3/2008, 08:03 AM
"You don't know who the Gestapo is? It's the Italian police, tough guys."
OU-HSV
7/3/2008, 08:11 AM
How about features you didn't know your office computer programs/software had.
I use AutoCAD and Cadworx at my office.
Cadworx has a command that brings up a window, and one of the options you can check is to
"remove"..and another option in that window is "erection"
No joke.

I'm sure some of you other designers/draftsman have seen this.
nmsoonergirl
7/3/2008, 08:21 AM
"will you look at this penis with me?"
OU-HSV
7/3/2008, 08:24 AM
"will you look at this penis with me?"

yikes, maybe you work in the medical field
Bone
7/3/2008, 08:29 AM
"You don't know who the Gestapo is? It's the Italian police, tough guys."

Wow, what an idiot.
Frozen Sooner
7/3/2008, 11:23 AM
How can I be out of money? I still have checks!

I know I'm not on the account, but my wife said I could take the money.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/3/2008, 11:27 AM
Is there anyway you could install Windows 95 on my computer? Everything after that is crap".

from our safety guy at work
BillyBall
7/3/2008, 11:30 AM
While using Excel: "Can you help me turn these fractions into percentages?"

Questions like this is why I believe so strongly in birth control.
soonerinabilene
7/3/2008, 11:46 AM
Is there anyway you could install Windows 95 on my computer? Everything after that is crap".

from our safety guy at work

at least he didnt ask for Windows 3.1