View Full Version : Things You Never Thought You'd Hear At Work
mdklatt
5/28/2008, 08:57 AM
"Make sure to wear some high, thick books. It's rattlesnake season."
:eek:
BillyBall
5/28/2008, 09:13 AM
I was home after my freshman year looking for a summer job and I was filling out an application in the companies HR office when this guy walks in and drops "Ok, now I didn't shoot her but I did help Teddy saw off the shotgun".
Classic.
"EVERY TIME I SEE A BOX OF CHOCOLATE COVERED CHERRIES, I THINK OF PROM AND MY SPECIAL NIGHT WITH YOU, BIG DANNY. LOVE, S.F."
jkjsooner
5/28/2008, 09:33 AM
"Make sure to wear some high, thick books. It's rattlesnake season."
:eek:
Speaking of that, a guy I work with went hiking in Shenandoah last weekend and got bit by a eastern diamondback rattlesnake. They had to airlift him out and he spent two days in the hospital - still can't walk. Crazy stuff.
Harry Beanbag
5/28/2008, 09:47 AM
Speaking of that, a guy I work with went hiking in Shenandoah last weekend and got bit by a eastern diamondback rattlesnake. They had to airlift him out and he spent two days in the hospital - still can't walk. Crazy stuff.
I'm guessing he wasn't wearing his high, thick books. :)
maybe it was the old guy and he got bit in the junk
mdklatt
7/3/2008, 02:44 AM
"If that was poison oak, you'd probably know by now."
"Don't forget to check yourself for ticks when you get home."
ousoonerfan
7/3/2008, 07:52 AM
"If that was poison oak, you'd probably know by now."
"Don't forget to check yourself for ticks when you get home."
Sounds like summer camp!
sooneron
7/3/2008, 07:56 AM
"How can we de-accentuate his package?"
srsly
and no, it wasn't about me:O
soonerinabilene
7/3/2008, 08:00 AM
"If my air conditioner had caller id, i would know if it was the phone people calling."
She just got the words switched up as she talked, but i still make fun of her every week for it.
BillyBall
7/3/2008, 08:03 AM
"You don't know who the Gestapo is? It's the Italian police, tough guys."
How about features you didn't know your office computer programs/software had.
I use AutoCAD and Cadworx at my office.
Cadworx has a command that brings up a window, and one of the options you can check is to
"remove"..and another option in that window is "erection"
No joke.
I'm sure some of you other designers/draftsman have seen this.
nmsoonergirl
7/3/2008, 08:21 AM
"will you look at this penis with me?"
"will you look at this penis with me?"
yikes, maybe you work in the medical field
"You don't know who the Gestapo is? It's the Italian police, tough guys."
Wow, what an idiot.
Frozen Sooner
7/3/2008, 11:23 AM
How can I be out of money? I still have checks!
I know I'm not on the account, but my wife said I could take the money.
stoops the eternal pimp
7/3/2008, 11:27 AM
Is there anyway you could install Windows 95 on my computer? Everything after that is crap".
from our safety guy at work
BillyBall
7/3/2008, 11:30 AM
While using Excel: "Can you help me turn these fractions into percentages?"
Questions like this is why I believe so strongly in birth control.
soonerinabilene
7/3/2008, 11:46 AM
Is there anyway you could install Windows 95 on my computer? Everything after that is crap".
from our safety guy at work
at least he didnt ask for Windows 3.1
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