View Full Version : Ummm...Advice!!...call ext 13 please, Advice, call ext. 13!
Turd_Ferguson
5/26/2008, 03:04 PM
The wife worked 7pm to 7 am. I told her yesterday I'd get the laundry caught up. I just found a load of clothes in the washer that for some reason had a RED magic marker in with them. It doesn't look good.
Should I:
A) Throw the clothes away
B) Blame it on the kids
C) Wait til she confronts me, take a long swig off the Natty and say "step off biotch"!
D) Just tell her OV said to "shut your *** and make me a sammich"
tommieharris91
5/26/2008, 03:05 PM
This should be a pole. So, D) all of the above.
yermom
5/26/2008, 03:18 PM
a married guy doing laundry? what's wrong with this picture?
Turd_Ferguson
5/26/2008, 03:23 PM
a married guy doing laundry? what's wrong with this picture?That leads me to E) Go straight palms up and say, "Honey, I tried, I'm no good at warsh'n the clothes".
TUSooner
5/26/2008, 03:25 PM
That leads me to E) Go straight palms up and say, "Honey, I tried, I'm no good at warsh'n the clothes".
There's hope!
Preservation Parcels
5/26/2008, 03:43 PM
What color did the clothes start out? http://www.laundrytoday.com/questions/answers_10_00.htm
Oxy-Clean may help, depending.
TF:
I do this once a year. Then, I get banned from the laundry room for another year. Congratulations on stumbling onto my secret. Don't tell any women about it though. They communicate through secret low-frequency radio waves and know most of our tricks already.
:cool:
-Rogue
SoonerInKCMO
5/26/2008, 06:03 PM
TF:
I do this once a year. Then, I get banned from the laundry room for another year. Congratulations on stumbling onto my secret. Don't tell any women about it though. They communicate through secret low-frequency radio waves and know most of our tricks already.
:cool:
-Rogue
I stumbled onto this little gem when I was a teenager and moms wanted me to do more stuff around the house. Make a few pink undershirts and put some burn marks on some pants with the iron and you're golden for years. :D
soonerbrat
5/26/2008, 06:10 PM
TF:
I do this once a year. Then, I get banned from the laundry room for another year. Congratulations on stumbling onto my secret. Don't tell any women about it though. They communicate through secret low-frequency radio waves and know most of our tricks already.
:cool:
-Rogue
:mad:
SoonerInKCMO
5/26/2008, 06:12 PM
:mad:
:les: THEY'RE ON TO US ROGUE!!
leavingthezoo
5/26/2008, 06:19 PM
TF:
I do this once a year. Then, I get banned from the laundry room for another year. Congratulations on stumbling onto my secret. Don't tell any women about it though. They communicate through secret low-frequency radio waves and know most of our tricks already.
:cool:
-Rogue
:mad: :mad:
i just got Brat's low frequency radio waves.
soonerbrat
5/26/2008, 06:56 PM
you guys are so busted.
:les: THEY'RE ON TO US ROGUE!!
:eek:
Mom didn't fall for it. Mrs. Rogue, so far however...
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