This may be a long day, so to liven in up I'm starting a thread of opinions

[royalfan5]

1: Roger Daltrey was the least talented member of the Who.
2: John Parr is pure evil
3: Gelbvieh is the most underrrated breed of Beef Cattle
4: I think it would be awesome to be related to Glenn Danzig
5: The fact that copies of Bo Pelini's Press Conferences are being marketed on DVD proves that Nebraska has collectively lost it as a fan base.
6: My boss looks like he should be the long lost fourth Farriss Brother from INXS. (I guess that is more of a statement than opinion)
7: Edward James Olmos kicks ***
8: A well done Caesar Salad will always be tops amongst lettuce based salads.

[yermom]

#2

if i never hear St. Elmo's Fire again, it will be too soon

i'm looking at you, Brian Britt

[mdklatt]

5: The fact that copies of Bo Pelini's Press Conferences are being marketed on DVD proves that Nebraska has collectively lost it as a fan base.


Yes. Yes indeed.

[JohnnyMack]

A caesar salad and some chicken carbonara from Dalesandro's. That sounds awesome.

[soonermix]

i am of the opinion that the black bear is in fact the best bear

[BillyBall]

9. There is really no excuse if you get hit by a train

[BillyBall]

10. The word "irony" has been bastardized beyond repair

[JohnnyMack]

9. There is really no excuse if you get hit by a train

Or killed by a hurricane.

[12]

Both Night Court and Wings were horrible sitcoms.

[JohnnyMack]

I shall commence the negging if you don't change Night Court to My Two Dads.

You have one hour to comply with my demands. No further notice will be given.

[NormanPride]

Civilization is overrated.

[Frozen Sooner]

Kurt Russell is the finest American actor working today.

[12]

Neg away. Night Court was crap.

[GoOwls]

Van Hagar nearly ruined America.

[soonerbrat]

the Petroleum Club deli has the best pasta salad evar

[GoOwls]

David Hasselhoff would have made a better Captain Kirk than William Shatner.

[BillyBall]

11. Only Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck and Richard Pryor wore/wear mustaches well. Everyone else looks like bad 70s porn.

[GoOwls]

Texas sucks.

[Dio]

RE #4: ...only as long as you don't expect him to beat somebody up for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRImfGCbq-Q

[BillyBall]

12. New Hampshire, Vermont, Rhode Island, Connecticut and Massachusetts should consolidate.

[badger]

Well, well, if YOU have a list of opinions, then I have a list for you:

The SoonerFans.com ever-changing ON NOTICE/DEAD TO ME list!
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/78/onnoticeub3.jpg
:D

[soonerboomer93]

Jason Lee might be the greatest comedy actor of his generation

Kevin Smith in underappreciated by the masses

[Frozen Sooner]

It's a good thing that George Michael Bluth is a funny character, because it seems to be the only one that Michael Cera can play.

Most people seem to not get the actual point behind the movie A Few Good Men.

[GoOwls]

Aliens exist. And not just the Mexican kind.

[Frozen Sooner]

Denzel Washington isn't a good actor. He uses the same cadence and inflection for every role.

[BillyBall]

13. Be wary of the friend who proposes a "shirts vs skins" game.

[royalfan5]

9: Lizzy Caplan=Hot
10: Anne Hathaway=Hot
11: Sara Barellis=Hot
12: Jerry Was a Race Car Driver is the 3rd best Primus Song
13: If the NU Athletic Department had an sense of Humor, they would change the entrance song for football to "Cult of Personality" by Living Colour
14: Jerry Reed is ****ing awesome in everything

[BillyBall]

14. "Don't Feed The Bears" is a sign that should be respected

[Frozen Sooner]

People who can't let go of the whole fraternities vs. independents thing after their freshman year need to find something else to worry about.

People who wear fraternity gear after graduation need to find jobs.

[soonermix]

that these 3 things are always funny.
1) farts
2) dead hookers
3) tug jobs

[mdklatt]

Taco Mayo should not be legally allowed to call their products food. Taco Bell is on the bubble.

[GoOwls]

People who went through college in a fraternity, and didn't manage to land a job despite their 'lifetime of brotherhood connections' should spend some serious time reflecting and issue a public apology for being such a pointless doosh-nozzle.

[mdklatt]

Oklahoma drivers leave too much damn space between cars at traffic lights, and not enough when they're actually moving.

[tommieharris91]

David Hasselhoff would have made a better Captain Kirk than William Shatner.


11. Only Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck and Richard Pryor wore/wear mustaches well. Everyone else looks like bad 70s porn.


Texas sucks.

These.


People who can't let go of the whole fraternities vs. independents thing after their freshman year need to find something else to worry about.

People who wear fraternity gear after graduation need to find jobs.

Wow, I need to find a job.

I only wear my shirts when I work out though...

[GoOwls]

Ambulance chasers deserve to wreck.

[mdklatt]

The Colbert Report is superior to The Daily Show, primarily because Steven Colbert > Jon Stewart.

[Frozen Sooner]

These.



Wow, I need to find a job.

I only wear my shirts when I work out though...

I'm just jealous. I don't fit in mine anymore.

[mdklatt]

Judy Greer is way hotter than she gets credit for, and is also pretty damn funny.

[royalfan5]

Judy Greer is way hotter than she gets credit for, and is also pretty damn funny.

Jawbreaker is a criminally underrated movie.

[soonermix]

snow cones should be readily available all year round

[GoOwls]

Trix are NOT just for kids.

[mdklatt]

Smart is sexy. Smartass is sexier.

[royalfan5]

Sam Elliot is more badass than pretty near everyone.

[dolemitesooner]

Texas sucks.

Agreed:D

[mdklatt]

Amy Winehouse can't sing for ****, even when she's sober.

[Sooner_Havok]

4: I think it would be awesome to be related to Glenn Danzig


Heh, midget evil Elvis :D

[mdklatt]

If "Cherish" by The Association doesn't bring a tear to your eye every time you hear it you're dead inside.

[BillyBall]

Sam Elliot is more badass than pretty near everyone.

He needs to be added to my list of people that can wear a mustache well.

[mdklatt]

He needs to be added to my list of people that can wear a mustache well.

Jason Lee rocks the 'stache in My Name Is Earl.

[BillyBall]

15. If there is a nuclear holocaust, the only things remaining will be roaches and Keith Richards

[Viking Kitten]

If "Cherish" by The Association doesn't bring a tear to your eye every time you hear it you're dead inside.

Oh God no. That was my parents wedding theme song in 1967. If you had any idea how horribly, horribly bad my parents marriage went, you'd know why I associate (no pun intended) that song with idealistic teenagers making the dimwitted mistake of thinking they know everything about life. Gag.

[BillyBall]

16. Eggs Over Easy > Scrambled

[Sooner_Havok]

16. Eggs Over Easy > Scrambled

Eggs Benedict = best breakfast named after a traitor :D

[mdklatt]

That was my parents wedding theme song in 1967.

Then they obviously didn't "get" the song. It's clearly about unrequited love, the girl who got away or was never yours in the first place.

Sigh. :(

[royalfan5]

Veronica Mars was a great TV show.

[mdklatt]

Eggs Benedict = best breakfast named after a traitor :D

No love for bacon ala Rosenberg?

[soonerbrat]

Oh God no. That was my parents wedding theme song in 1967. If you had any idea how horribly, horribly bad my parents marriage went, you'd know why I associate (no pun intended) that song with idealistic teenagers making the dimwitted mistake of thinking they know everything about life. Gag.

it just reminds me of the movie "Pretty in Pink"

[mdklatt]

it just reminds me of the movie "Pretty in Pink"

See? It's all about the girl you want but can't have. Wedding song...pfft.

[Sooner_Havok]

If "Cherish" by The Association doesn't bring a tear to your eye every time you hear it you're dead inside.

FTL

:texan:

[soonerbrat]

See? It's all about the girl you want but can't have. Wedding song...pfft.

actually it was the song that Andie and her friend danced to when the friend found her old prom dress.

[royalfan5]

19 (or wherever I was): Bringing the Association into any thread is the moral equivalent of rooting for Oklahoma State.

[C&CDean]

Opinion? I only know truth.

Putting your penis in another man's hairy rectum is some seriously ****ed up ****.

If you've ever actually said "vertically challenged, african-american, asian fusion, the system is not robust enough to support it..., significant other, soul mate, he's my lover, or my name is Johnny Mack" then you probably put your penis in another man's hairy rectum.

Burnt orange does not exist anywhere in nature - except a baby's diaper after squash and carrots.

If you get all weepy over Cherish then see 1 and 2 above.

[mdklatt]

actually it was the song that Andie and her friend danced to when the friend found her old prom dress.

:les: BUT IT'S REALLY ABOUT DUCKIE AND ANDIE!

Man, I know way too much about that movie.

Here's an opinion to get this thread back on track:

Breakfast Club > Sixteen Candles > Pretty In Pink

[soonerbrat]

maxim zoom dweebie

[badger]

Texas sucks... at 11 a.m. this year (http://www.tulsaworld.com/sports/article.aspx?articleID=20080522_2__Thisy36814):mad :

Of course, this is good for some people at OU. The one year that we had an early 11 a.m. OU-Texas game, NO MORNING REHEARSAL ON GAMEDAY! It was so wonderful.

However, for the rest of us battling A&M Aggie traffic combined with identifying the real scalpers vs. the police-in-disguise-to-give-the-tickets-to-friends-after-they-arrest-you scalpers, 11 a.m. is going to suck hardcore.

So... to add to the growing list of opinions...

11 a.m. games suck hardcore.

However, they do not suck when other teams have them. I often complained this year when we turn on the teevee and there is no important games on. Iowa vs. Michigan State? pbbbthhhh.

Ok, that calls for another list... gameday edition:
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/860/onnoticeao4.jpg
:D

[GoOwls]

Loverboy songs have always sucked.

[r5TPsooner]

The Gong Show was never really appreciated as one of the great game shows of all time.

[JohnnyMack]

Guess who I hate and want to contract syphilis?

[GoOwls]

Obama?

[Sooner_Havok]

Guess who I hate and want to contract syphilis?

What did I ever do to you:confused: :confused: :confused:

[mdklatt]

Guess who I hate and want to contract syphilis?

If you're talking about Dean, I'm pretty sure you already gave it to him.

:texan: :eek: :pop:

[NormanPride]

:les: BUT IT'S REALLY ABOUT DUCKIE AND ANDIE!

Man, I know way too much about that movie.

Here's an opinion to get this thread back on track:

Breakfast Club > Sixteen Candles > Pretty In Pink

These movies are all overrated and trite. Teen love movies in general are responsible for a lot of problems now.

[JohnnyMack]

I hate this place.

[JohnnyMack]

:les: BUT IT'S REALLY ABOUT DUCKIE AND ANDIE!

Man, I know way too much about that movie.

Here's an opinion to get this thread back on track:

Breakfast Club > Sixteen Candles > Pretty In Pink

You're dumber than a sack of hamsters if you think Breakfast Club is better than Sixteen Candles.

[Sooner_Havok]

I hate this place.

Love it er leave it!

i keed, please don't. Then there would be one fewer of "us" here

[GoOwls]

A whole sack full of hamsters is collectively smarter than most of us.

[Sooner_Havok]

You're dumber than a sack of hamsters if you think Breakfast Club is better than Sixteen Candles.

All I know was that back in the day, Molly Ringwald was HAWT!!!!!1

[Sooner_Havok]

A whole sack full of hamsters is collectively smarter than most of us.

Yeah, probably. Can you believe who won Idol last night?

[C&CDean]

You're dumber than a sack of hamsters if you think Breakfast Club is better than Sixteen Candles.

Oh, let's just dig the hole deeper.

[mdklatt]

You're dumber than a sack of hamsters if you think Breakfast Club is better than Sixteen Candles.

In what conceivable way is Sixteen Candles better? I will concede that Sixteen Candles is funnier, but Breakfast Club is not supposed to be ha-ha funny.

[GoOwls]

Yeah, probably. Can you believe who won Idol last night?
Was it that damn Ba'al again? I've always preferred Shiva.

[mdklatt]

These movies are all overrated and trite.

Quiet down, Mr. I'm Only Old Enough To Have Seen These Movies On USA. :D

[soonerbrat]

sorry, that's neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie

[Sooner_Havok]

Was it that damn Ba'al again? I've always preferred Shiva.

Dude, you are smoking rocks! Ba'al is the man! Carthage, Carthage!

Though I do give Shiva the destroyer some props.

[OUstudent4life]

Nascar is not a sport.

[Hot Rod]

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

[JohnnyMack]

In what conceivable way is Sixteen Candles better? I will concede that Sixteen Candles is funnier, but Breakfast Club is not supposed to be ha-ha funny.


Hey Howard! There's your Chinaman!

Thanks Fred.

What do I win?

[Sooner_Havok]

Nascar is not a sport.

TURNING LEFT IS TOO A SPORT!

[Fugue]

What do I win?

Hot Beef ........

[Sooner_Havok]

What do I win?

Dean's hairy rectum and a case of syphilis?

[soonerbrat]

NO! I NEVER DID IT!

[yermom]

tease.

[yermom]

as much as i love Sixteen Candles, it's not near as good as Breakfast Club

[mdklatt]

What do I win?

I already conceded that SC was funnier than BC, but BC isn't supposed to be funny.

Better acting? BC
Better writing? BC
Better soundtrack? BC
The awesomeness of Paul Gleason? BC

SC did have boobs, so there is that.

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with SC, just that BC is better. And I think we can all agree that Pretty In Pink mostly sucks.

[GoOwls]

You're not a real redneck if you don't own a Truck-boat-truck.

[mdklatt]

Truck-boat-truck

:confused:

[GoOwls]

A truck pullin' your boat pullin' your backup truck.

[Sooner_Havok]

:confused:

The truck that pulls yer boat-truck. F'n non hillbilly

[JohnnyMack]

I already conceded that SC was funnier than BC, but BC isn't supposed to be funny.

Better acting? BC
Better writing? BC
Better soundtrack? BC
The awesomeness of Paul Gleason? BC

SC did have boobs, so there is that.

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with SC, just that BC is better. And I think we can all agree that Pretty In Pink mostly sucks.

Go back and watch BC. Judd Nelson comes off as a dildo. Better written? Probably; maybe. Better soundtrack? Yes. Paul Gleason (RIP) was good, but the cumulative effect of Long Duck Dong, The Geeks & the Granparents gives SC the edge.

Quit being an emo and admit that SC is a more enjoyable movie.

[Sooner_Havok]

Judd Nelson for President!

He is so awesome, JohnnyMack is just jealous

[GoOwls]

Judd Nelson can die in a fire.

[NormanPride]

Better Off Dead owns all these movies without trying.

[Sooner_Havok]

That the best cameo ever is Neal Patrick Harris as Neal Patrick Harris in Harold & Kumar

[Sooner_Havok]

Better Off Dead owns all these movies without trying.

This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

[GoOwls]

Cleveland Rocks.

[Sooner_Havok]

Judd Nelson can die in a fire.

You can die in a fire!

[Sooner_Havok]

Cleveland Rocks.

Just cause all the groovy chicks with the crimson lips say something doesn't make it true

[mdklatt]

Better Off Dead owns all these movies without trying.

OMG, is that the movie with the talking french fries? FAIL.

[Sooner_Havok]

OMG, is that the movie with the talking french fries? FAIL.

Can we agree that it was better than Say Anything?

[Beef]

Hot Beef ........

Talk about a prize full of fail.

[mdklatt]

Can we agree that it was better than Say Anything?

All John Cusack 80s movies are equally suck to me. Wait, wasn't there one where he had to drive some chick to a college to get her application there on time? That one sucked the least. Maybe. Aw hell, screw it. You won't get any arguments from me about which one sucked the worst.

[Beef]

I would be more inclined to believe in God if bacon was heart healthy.

[Sooner_Havok]

I would be more inclined to believe in God if bacon was heart healthy.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-giraffe-shuns-duck1.jpg

:D

[Paperclip]

All John Cusack 80s movies are equally suck to me. Wait, wasn't there one where he had to drive some chick to a college to get her application there on time? That one sucked the least. Maybe. Aw hell, screw it. You won't get any arguments from me about which one sucked the worst.

That was The Sure Thing. Better Off Dead is greatness.

[GoOwls]

We wouldn't think Stephen Hawking was so smart if he weren't also a tard.

[soonerbrat]

All John Cusack 80s movies are equally suck to me. Wait, wasn't there one where he had to drive some chick to a college to get her application there on time? That one sucked the least. Maybe. Aw hell, screw it. You won't get any arguments from me about which one sucked the worst.

that hurts my feelings

[JohnnyMack]

We haven't even gotten to the Corey Haim / Corey Feldman movies yet. Just wait until that fun begins.

License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, The Lost Boys

[BillyBall]

17. Don't ask anyone how they are doing unless you can stomach having to listen to them tell you the truth.

[Sooner_Havok]

We haven't even gotten to the Corey Haim / Corey Feldman movies yet. Just wait until that fun begins.

License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, The Lost Boys

Never speak ill of the Coreys, not even the fat one!

[BillyBall]

We haven't even gotten to the Corey Haim / Corey Feldman movies yet. Just wait until that fun begins.

License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, The Lost Boys


Stand by Me, Goonies

Feldman>Haim

[JohnnyMack]

Clearly.

[mdklatt]

We haven't even gotten to the Corey Haim / Corey Feldman movies yet. Just wait until that fun begins.


Does Stand By Me count? Goonies and Lost Boys are equally good, but in different ways.

[soonerscuba]

Judge Nelson held court for George Lucas. Who is driving car? Bear is driving car, how can that be?

[soonermix]

Baby Ruth?

[mdklatt]

that hurts my feelings

It was meant to hurt John Cusack's feelings.

John Cusack movies were all chick movies. Not in the conventional sense, but because the only people who wanted to watch them were chicks who thought John Cusack was soooo dreamy.

[BillyBall]

18. Rollerblading is just a precursor to coming out of the closet.

[Sooner_Havok]

It was meant to hurt John Cusack's feelings.

John Cusack movies were all chick movies. Not in the conventional sense, but because the only people who wanted to watch them were chicks who thought John Cusack was soooo dreamy.

His sister should be crushed by a drunk fat man falling off a building!

[soonerboomer93]

I got 5 words that will settle all this arguement about 80's teenage movies


What are you, on dope?

(oh, and the Pheobe Cates bikini scene)

[soonermix]

in weird science kelly lebrock gave me a tingly feeling in my pants

[Chuck Bao]

Opinion? I only know truth.

Putting your penis in another man's hairy rectum is some seriously ****ed up ****.

100% agree.

Anyone with a hairy rectum, in my opinion, should either:

1) Be a little more selective in what they eat
2) See a doctor immediately, or
3) Stop sticking live rodents up their butt.

[soonerboomer93]

Now all you sucker DJ's who think you're fly
There's got to be a reason and we know the reason why
Why you put on thoso airs and you act real cool
Got to realise that you're acting like fools
If there's music we can use it
You're free to dance
We don't have the time for psychological romance
No romance, no romance, no romance for me mamma
Come on baby tell me what's the word

[mdklatt]

I think "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood is the ultimate 80's song because it perfectly captures the sound and the zeitgeist of that decade.

[BillyBall]

19. Preseason polls should be eliminated and rankings should not come out until the 5th week of the season.

[C&CDean]

Go back and watch BC. Judd Nelson comes off as a dildo. Better written? Probably; maybe. Better soundtrack? Yes. Paul Gleason (RIP) was good, but the cumulative effect of Long Duck Dong, The Geeks & the Granparents gives SC the edge.

Quit being an emo and admit that SC is a more enjoyable movie.

Timeout. See, I can relate to Judd Nelson's character. The first time I saw the flick I thought "dang, that kinda reminds me of me."

You're just ****ed cause that scrawny dweeb character is you.

And I've never seen Sixteen Candles.

[royalfan5]

20: Joan Cusack? You bet I would.

[BillyBall]

21. Everyone is afforded 1 bad album purchase, unless that purchase was "Wham! Make it Big", then you should be eliminated.

[C&CDean]

100% agree.

Anyone with a hairy rectum, in my opinion, should either:

1) Be a little more selective in what they eat
2) See a doctor immediately, or
3) Stop sticking live rodents up their butt.

Heh. Look at Chuck splitting hairs.

[NormanPride]

Caddyshack is the best sports movie ever. Rudy is the worst sports movie ever.

[JohnnyMack]

Timeout. See, I can relate to Judd Nelson's character. The first time I saw the flick I thought "dang, that kinda reminds me of me."

You're just ****ed cause that scrawny dweeb character is you.

And I've never seen Sixteen Candles.


Until you see Sixteen Candles I vote you stfu. And yeah, that dood was me in high school. Until I became the massive stud I am today.

Are you still in Baltimore? I'm thinking La Scala in Little Italy sounds good. You should go.

[NormanPride]

No asking for dates in this thread, JM.

[JohnnyMack]

Don't hate just because I didn't axe you.

[royalfan5]

Slapshot is the best sports movie ever. Rudy is the worst sports movie ever.

Fixed

[NormanPride]

Pfft. Just because you wish you were born in Canada.

[C&CDean]

Until you see Sixteen Candles I vote you stfu. And yeah, that dood was me in high school. Until I became the massive stud I am today.

Are you still in Baltimore? I'm thinking La Scala in Little Italy sounds good. You should go.

Nope, I flew home this morning. The best grub I ate this week was a cheesesteak at Waterloo Subs. It was pretty much a "meh" week.

[royalfan5]

Pfft. Just because you wish you were born in Canada.

Nope, just cause I don't like jackasses who want to go to Creighton like Danny Noonan.

[C&CDean]

Best sports flicks:

Cool Runnings
Longest Yard (original, not the POS Adam Sandler version)
Ty Cobb Story (or whatever the hell it's called)

[JohnnyMack]

Best sports flicks:

Ty Cobb Story (or whatever the hell it's called)

Yup.

I caught the last hour of that a week or so ago.

It pretty much rules.

[mdklatt]

Judd Nelson comes off as a dildo.

That's because Judd Nelson is a dildo. But wasn't that the point of the character?


Quit being an emo and admit that SC is a more enjoyable movie.

BC is more intense, so it may not be as "enjoyable", but that doesn't mean it's not a better movie. Given the choice between watching BC or SC, I'll pick BC 2 out of 3 times.

OMG. This has gotten seriously ghey. I'm gonna stop now.

[yermom]

Timeout. See, I can relate to Judd Nelson's character. The first time I saw the flick I thought "dang, that kinda reminds me of me."

You're just ****ed cause that scrawny dweeb character is you.

And I've never seen Sixteen Candles.

how is this possible?

and i can't believe anyone speaks ill of Better off Dead

[C&CDean]

how is this possible?

and i can't believe anyone speaks ill of Better off Dead

Uh, it's never been on while I was watching the TV?

And I've never even heard of Better off Dead.

[JohnnyMack]

We have this:


That's because Judd Nelson is a dildo. But wasn't that the point of the character?


Then we have this:


Timeout. See, I can relate to Judd Nelson's character. The first time I saw the flick I thought "dang, that kinda reminds me of me."

Heh.

[mdklatt]

and i can't believe anyone speaks ill of Better off Dead

I just can't get past the talking french fries. Wait...don't they actually sing and dance?

[NormanPride]

Best sports flicks:

Cool Runnings
Longest Yard (original, not the POS Adam Sandler version)
Ty Cobb Story (or whatever the hell it's called)

Great choices, but they don't beat knocking up an Irish chick and playing golf with shrubbery.

Training in an ice box is pretty cool, though.

[Chuck Bao]

Heh. Look at Chuck splitting hairs.

I may be splitting hairs, but that's a pretty important distinction to make, in my opinion.

And, really when you get down to it, personal grooming isn't a bad thing, as long as no straight razors are not involved.

[Condescending Sooner]

Isn't there any kind of limit on how gay a thread can get until the thread is pulled? I mean, come on.

I don't mean Dean and Chuck, I'm talking about all the sixteen candles and Judd Nelson talk.

[C&CDean]

I hate to break it to you, but Judd Nelson is an actor, see, and actors portray characters, see, so even though Judd Nelson might be a dildo, see, the characters he plays may not be.

[C&CDean]

Isn't there any kind of limit on how gay a thread can get until the thread is pulled? I mean, come on.

Well you're pushing it hard thataway.

[Beef]

21. Everyone is afforded 1 bad album purchase, unless that purchase was "Wham! Make it Big", then you should be eliminated.

Is it ok if you own one of their more obscure albums?

[BillyBall]

22. Ketchup never belongs on a hot dog.

[BillyBall]

Is it ok if you own one of their more obscure albums?

Good point, any Wham! album.

[mdklatt]

I hate to break it to you, but Judd Nelson is an actor, see, and actors portray characters, see, so even though Judd Nelson might be a dildo, see, the characters he plays may not be.

Well, the character he played liked to act all tough, but in reality he was just a scared little boy with daddy issues. I mean c'mon, Emilio Estevez stared him down. :D

[mdklatt]

Good point, any Wham! album.

I think this can be generalized to any group with an exclamation mark in their name.

[C&CDean]

22. Ketchup never belongs on a hot dog.

****in' A!!

[C&CDean]

Well, the character he played liked to act all tough, but in reality he was just a scared little boy with daddy issues. I mean c'mon, Emilio Estevez stared him down. :D

You got a point...

[Vaevictis]

... Say Anything?


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/boombox.png

[tommieharris91]

James Bond is the best action movie character ever.

[NormanPride]

John McClane would like to have a word with you.

[mdklatt]

John McClane would like to have a word with you.

Word. But isn't it "McClain"?

[yermom]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095016/

[mdklatt]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095016/

Ah so. You never see it in print in the movie because that yainch Holly started using her maiden name. :D

Edit: Die Hard = more Paul Gleason awesomeness

We're gonna need some new FBI guys.

[12]

Roy Clark plays banjo like your grandma crochets.

Only better.

[Chuck Bao]

It is difficult to fart while riding a bike unless you stand up and it's pretty obvious when you're riding through traffic and do that.

[ric311]

UHF > Real Genius > Weird Science > One Crazy Summer > 16 Candles > Better off Dead > Breakfast Club.

1986 was the best year - evar.

Wham! was awesome. "Everything she wants" is one of the best songs - evar.

Jerky TV guys who can't seem to remember that there are 4 time zones in the contiguous US should be immediately fired and given remedial geography lessons.

College football is the greatest sport the world has ever seen.

[mdklatt]

You know what's annoying? Commercials that don't acknowledge the existence of sales tax. Many "99 cent" commercials do this.

Hey, I found a dollar under the couch cushions! I'm gonna go get a brand new tasty Snacker from KFC!

Not unless you've got some change in your pocket to go along with that dollar, you're not. Is there anywhere where the stuff that gets advertised for $0.99 only costs $0.99? This isn't England, and the VAT isn't already included in the price. While we're at it, who do they think they're fooling with the $x.99 prices in the first place? Just round it up to the nearest dollar.

[yermom]

i couldn't tell you how many times i hear that something $5.99 is "five dollars"

it may not work on you, but it works :D

[Frozen Sooner]

You know what's annoying? Commercials that don't acknowledge the existence of sales tax. Many "99 cent" commercials do this.

Hey, I found a dollar under the couch cushions! I'm gonna go get a brand new tasty Snacker from KFC!

Not unless you've got some change in your pocket to go along with that dollar, you're not. Is there anywhere where the stuff that gets advertised for $0.99 only costs $0.99? This isn't England, and the VAT isn't already included in the price. While we're at it, who do they think they're fooling with the $x.99 prices in the first place? Just round it up to the nearest dollar.

Perhaps the commercial is set in New Hampshire. Or Texas. Or Alaska. Or Oregon. You know, states that don't HAVE sales taxes.

[Cam]

Being a worker bee without a multi-million dollar golden parachute sucks when you know the hammer's about to fall on you and your friends.

[ric311]

Perhaps the commercial is set in New Hampshire. Or Texas. Or Alaska. Or Oregon. You know, states that don't HAVE sales taxes.

I think you mean state income taxes, not sales taxes. And it's probable that the municipalities or counties in each of those states has their own sales taxes. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that there isn't a single place in the US that doesn't have a sales tax. The internet is not a place, regardless of what Dave Chapelle might tell you.

[Frozen Sooner]

I think you mean state income taxes, not sales taxes. And it's probable that the municipalities or counties in each of those states has their own sales taxes. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that there isn't a single place in the US that doesn't have a sales tax. The internet is not a place, regardless of what Dave Chapelle might tell you.


http://www.taxadmin.org/FTA/rate/sales.html

I can tell you for sure one place in America that has no sales tax. Right here. Anchorage has no sales tax, and Alaska has no sales tax. So you'd lose that bet.

Oregon has no sales tax. They may indeed have localities that have one, but the state imposes none.

Delaware has no sales tax.

Montana has no sales tax.

New Hampshire has no sales tax.

I was mistaken about Texas-for whatever reason I thought they had no sales tax.

So no, I did not mean state income tax, I meant state sales tax. Trust me, I'm relatively sure that I've never paid sales tax in my home city.

[badger]

No asking for dates in this thread, JM.

NP and I had a date last night. It was wonderful :D

See, opinions can be positive too, guys!

[JohnnyMack]

NP and I had a date last night. It was wonderful :D

See, opinions can be positive too, guys!

Did he put out?

[badger]

http://www.taxadmin.org/FTA/rate/sales.html

I can tell you for sure one place in America that has no sales tax. Right here. Anchorage has no sales tax, and Alaska has no sales tax. So you'd lose that bet.

Oregon has no sales tax. They may indeed have localities that have one, but the state imposes none.

Delaware has no sales tax.

Montana has no sales tax.

New Hampshire has no sales tax.

I was mistaken about Texas-for whatever reason I thought they had no sales tax.

So no, I did not mean state income tax, I meant state sales tax. Trust me, I'm relatively sure that I've never paid sales tax in my home city.

I can vouch for this. I just met relatives at a wedding from Delaware who say they might be getting one shortly, but with neighboring states (you know, all those little dinky ones that demand early primaries?) having sales taxes, it's in their business interest to not have them.

[badger]

Did he put out?

Why yes, he did pay for dinner, so he put that wallet right out when the bill arrived! He was such a gentleman. :)

[Frozen Sooner]

And in all honesty, I've voted for Anchorage to adopt one. Alaskans, as a whole, are very under-taxed for the services we receive. We need to start pulling some of the load-we can't just count on oil royalties to fund the state budget every year.

Edit: Visiting Seattle is cool-Washington merchants can waive sales tax for Alaska or Oregon residents who show proof of residency.

[badger]

And in all honesty, I've voted for Anchorage to adopt one. Alaskans, as a whole, are very under-taxed for the services we receive. We need to start pulling some of the load-we can't just count on oil royalties to fund the state budget every year.

Edit: Visiting Seattle is cool-Washington merchants can waive sales tax for Alaska or Oregon residents who show proof of residency.

How's that Bridge to Nowhere treatin' ya? ;)

[mdklatt]

Perhaps the commercial is set in New Hampshire. Or Texas. Or Alaska. Or Oregon. You know, states that don't HAVE sales taxes.

Have you ever been to Texas?

EDIT: Nevermind, I see you figured it out. ;)

[tommieharris91]

And in all honesty, I've voted for Anchorage to adopt one. Alaskans, as a whole, are very under-taxed for the services we receive. We need to start pulling some of the load-we can't just count on oil royalties to fund the state budget every year.

Edit: Visiting Seattle is cool-Washington merchants can waive sales tax for Alaska or Oregon residents who show proof of residency.

Not unless ya open ANWR. :texan:

[ric311]

http://www.taxadmin.org/FTA/rate/sales.html

I can tell you for sure one place in America that has no sales tax. Right here. Anchorage has no sales tax, and Alaska has no sales tax. So you'd lose that bet.


Alaska doesn't count. It's basically Canada, eh?

[Frozen Sooner]

How's that Bridge to Nowhere treatin' ya? ;)

Considering that I have to drive to the Mat-Su Valley three times this weekend and one of the Bridges to "Nowhere" would have cut the trip down by a good thirty minutes, not so well. :mad:

[Curly Bill]

Considering that I have to drive to the Mat-Su Valley three times this weekend and one of the Bridges to "Nowhere" would have cut the trip down by a good thirty minutes, not so well. :mad:

$300,000,000 to save you 30 minutes? I think things worked out just like they should have. ;) :D

[soonerboomer93]

mayo doesn't belong on a burger
neither does ketchup

mayo goes on sanniches (some)
Ketchup goes on fries (and sometimes meatloaf)

[NormanPride]

Meatloaf is just a burger with vegetables and stuff in it.

[soonerboomer93]

yes and no, because it's got bread (or crackers) in it

and it's uses ketchup in the mix

the basic ingredients vary from a burger

[NormanPride]

The burger just has the bread on the outside. ;)

[tommieharris91]

Does anyone really like mowing their lawn?

[mdklatt]

Does anyone really like mowing their lawn?

I think some people do. The ones with riding mowers.

[royalfan5]

Does anyone really like mowing their lawn?

I do. I grew up pushing mowing three acres. It was awesome. To get in shape for football, I'd do mower windsprints.

[SouthFortySooner]

100% of SO posters are critics.

[tommieharris91]

1000% of SO posters are critics.

Fixd.

[SoonerInKCMO]

"Howard The Duck" was a highly underrated movie.

http://www.b-movies.gr/UserFiles/Image/Ready%20pics/howard%20the%20duck/howard%20the%20duck%205.jpg

[SoonerInKCMO]

Karina Smirnoff is the sexiest of the "Dancing With The Stars" dancers.

http://accesshollywood.nbcunifiles.com/ah/images/content/200803/0x600/65424.jpg

[SoonerInKCMO]

While playing the guitar with your teeth is cool and all, playing it with your tongue would be more effective in scoring with the chicks.

[soonerbrat]

Entourage is the best show currently on HBO

[SoonerInKCMO]

An English dude named William Mompesson wrote the following:


The condition of this place hath been so dreadful that I persuade myself it exceedeth all history and example. I may truly say our town has become a Golgotha, a place of skulls ... My ears never heard such doleful lamentations. My nose never smelt such noisome smells and my eyes never beheld such ghastly spectacles.

While he wrote this about London during the Great Plague of 1665-6, I think it applies equally well to Stillwater on game day.

[sooneron]

I do have to chime in on the fact that Breakfast Club was overly melodramatic. Therefore, Candles kicks its ***.

[SoonerInKCMO]

"Music From The Elder" was actually a decent album.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Anyone that prefers Sammy era Van Halen to the Dave version is seriously brain damaged.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Beer is excellent fuel for creating strongly held opinions.

[reevie]

Arena Football Sucks

[bluedogok]

I was mistaken about Texas-for whatever reason I thought they had no sales tax.
There is no sales tax on some groceries in Texas. I think only basic staples are free of the tax.

[JohnnyMack]

Great Lakes Barrel Aged Blackout Stout isn't as good as regular old Great Lakes Blackout Stout.

[soonermix]

if it is ok to pop your collar then it should be ok for me to kick you in the stomach

[soonerbrat]

Sam Elliott is a better "Beef, it's what's for dinner" spokesman than Matthew McConaughey

[royalfan5]

Sam Elliott is a better "Beef, it's what's for dinner" spokesman than Matthew McConaughey
He is also the best spokesman for Coors as well.

[mdklatt]

Josh Lucas is the poor man's Matthew McConaughey.

[mdklatt]

Holiday weekends should start on Fridays rather than end on Mondays.

[NormanPride]

Hmm... Not so sure about that. There's something about missing Monday that really makes me smile. Now, if you get an email Thursday night saying that Friday is a sudden holiday... that kicks royal ***.

[yermom]

Josh Lucas is the poor man's Matthew McConaughey.

i thought that was Barry Pepper?

[mdklatt]

There's something about missing Monday that really makes me smile.

A Tuesday after a holiday is just like a Monday. Why add another Monday to the week when you could have two Fridays instead?

[OklahomaRed]

Lubbock is the armpit of Texas. Austin is Texas' #*#hole. : - )

[royalfan5]

23: You can't find a better jean than Wrangler Retro Jeans
24: More places need to sell Cuban Sandwiches.
25: Party Down is a rad show.
26: Larry McMurtry should have done something more interesting with Sonny after the last picture show.