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Mjcpr
5/16/2008, 08:20 PM
Anyone go to this last year? I was looking at tickets and as far as I can tell, everything is sold out except VIP seating for a few HUNDRED bucks.

:eek:

Getem
5/17/2008, 06:45 PM
Crawl under

Viking Kitten
5/17/2008, 06:47 PM
Will your mullet get you a ten percent discount?

StoopTroup
5/17/2008, 07:26 PM
Tramps Stamps get you in fo free.

Mjcpr
5/17/2008, 08:08 PM
Will your mullet get you a ten percent discount?

I don't know but I have my pubes in a Willie Nelson pony tail look. What'll that get me?

Czar Soonerov
5/17/2008, 08:13 PM
Where do you put the bandanna?

tulsaoilerfan
5/17/2008, 08:17 PM
Doesn't the VIP package entitle you to all the booze and food you want? I know a few guys that could bankrupt them on the booze part. :)

Mjcpr
5/17/2008, 08:20 PM
Where do you put the bandanna?

Picture one of those underpants things that sumo wrestlers wear.

Viking Kitten
5/17/2008, 08:24 PM
I bet Bret Michaels wears his bandanna like that too, right before he uses it to hide his baldness.

Mjcpr
5/17/2008, 08:27 PM
Dokken will be there, people.

Viking Kitten
5/17/2008, 08:29 PM
So you think that bandanna wiener hammock is going to score you points with George Lynch?

Mjcpr
5/17/2008, 08:31 PM
Maybe I should go to Country Fest, there is bound to be some Willie groupies that would love the Purple Headed Stranger.



Too much?

Viking Kitten
5/17/2008, 08:35 PM
Nah.... too little. :D

Mjcpr
5/17/2008, 08:40 PM
Booooo!!! :D

The red headed stranger from Blue Rock Montana
Rode into town one day
And under his knees was a raging black stallion
Walking behind was a bay
The Red Headed Stranger had eyes like the thunder
And his lips, they were sad and tight
His little lost love, lay asleep on the hillside
And his heart was heavy this night

I'm not touching the black stallion or tight lips parts of that. Nope, I'm not going to.

Dio
5/17/2008, 09:09 PM
Anyone go to this last year? I was looking at tickets and as far as I can tell, everything is sold out except VIP seating for a few HUNDRED bucks.

:eek:

I went for one day last year, general admission. If you get there early enough in the day, you can still get a good spot and you get the bonus of laughing at the 3rd rate band playing at 1:30 having a meltdown on stage (Faster *****cat). The VIP passes to get you into the tent with the free food & beer, but even with GA you can go in and out of the venue, so if you have a cooler of beer and food in the car, you're not stuck paying vendor prices all day. At this point, Dokken's playing Thursday, which is a pre-party for 3 day ticketholders only. Once they add the Wednesday night lineup, I don't know if that will be the pre-party and a one day pass will work Thursday, or what. Looking at their website, it looks to me like they're still selling GA tickets- click on "General Admission" on the gray bay over the seating map, not on the map itself.

Dio
5/17/2008, 09:12 PM
So you think that bandanna wiener hammock is going to score you points with George Lynch?


I dunno, George Lynch lifts a lot of weights. Sometimes that turns dudes ghey, according to that Olivia Newton John video.

Mjcpr
5/17/2008, 09:15 PM
That helps....thanks!

I think Dokken was about the only band I'd be willing to pay money for at this point.

Mjcpr
5/17/2008, 09:15 PM
I dunno, George Lynch lifts a lot of weights. Sometimes that turns dudes ghey, according to that Olivia Newton John video.

So I'm guesshe's no longer with Dokken since Lynch Mob is on tap?

Dio
5/17/2008, 11:37 PM
So I'm guesshe's no longer with Dokken since Lynch Mob is on tap?

bingo

Boomer.....
5/19/2008, 07:48 AM
I went on Saturday last year. It was unbelievably hot. Think about bringing a tent to sit under or big umbrella if you are planning on staying long.

I couldn't figure out the web site last year either so I just called the hotline.

Scott D
5/19/2008, 08:09 AM
Dokken will be there, people.

you have to tell VK that Cinderella is scheduled to be there this year ;)

King Crimson
5/19/2008, 08:17 AM
I hate hair metal more than anything...possibly the lowest point in human "evolution". but, hey...am I driving down Shields..?

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King Crimson
5/19/2008, 08:20 AM
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Czar Soonerov
5/19/2008, 08:28 AM
That helps....thanks!

I think Dokken was about the only band I'd be willing to pay money for at this point.

Thursday July 10th, 2008
# Bret Michaels
# Sebastian Bach
# Dokken
# LA Guns
# Enuf Znuff
# Vain
# House of Lords
# Jet Boy
# (*)Only guests who purchase three-day tickets will be allowed to see this show.
Friday June 11th, 2008
# Triumph
# Extreme
# Lita Ford
# Night Ranger
# Living Colour
# Kingdome Come
# Armored Saint
# XYZ
Saturday June 12th, 2008
# Cinderella
# Warrant
# KIX
# Lynch Mob
# Trixter
# Black N Blue
# Tora Tora
# Every Mothers Nightmare
# Pretty Boy Floyd
Sunday June 13th, 2008
# Queensryche
# Tesla
# Ace Frehley
# TBA
# UFO
# Zebra
# TBA
# AXE

I wonder how Lita Ford is lookin' these days.

Czar Soonerov
5/19/2008, 08:33 AM
She looks pretty good on myspace...

Viking Kitten
5/19/2008, 08:35 AM
No love for Extreme, Czar? Or did you buy Pornografiitti just because you liked the changing harmonies of "More than Words" only to discover the rest of the album was just a bunch of headbanger crap?:D

King Crimson
5/19/2008, 08:37 AM
Lita Ford was never that hot.

i'd rather die than see those bands, except TBA. horrible, horrible.

nostalgia is a cruel master.

Boarder
5/19/2008, 08:37 AM
I hate hair metal more than anything...possibly the lowest point in human "evolution". but, hey...am I driving down Shields..?


http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif

You're lucky I don't red card you.

Czar Soonerov
5/19/2008, 08:39 AM
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/3998/litaford4c60eaer3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

King Crimson
5/19/2008, 08:41 AM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif

You're lucky I don't red card you.

go for it. hair metal sucks out loud. and it always did.

Viking Kitten
5/19/2008, 08:41 AM
Oh yeah? George Lynch, bitches.

http://www.randallamplifiers.com/products/amplifiers/mts/lynchbox/images/george.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/19/2008, 08:42 AM
Word.

King Crimson
5/19/2008, 08:46 AM
that is so awesome. he's like in a dungeon or a castle, playing an awesome guitar in front of super kickass stacks of amps. wearing dog tags, too.

what could be better?

Czar Soonerov
5/19/2008, 08:48 AM
We've got Coldplay & Jim Gaffigan that weekend. :D

Mjcpr
5/19/2008, 08:50 AM
that is so awesome. he's like in a dungeon or a castle, playing an awesome guitar in front of super kickass stacks of amps. wearing dog tags, too.

what could be better?

This might not be the thread for you.

:D

Viking Kitten
5/19/2008, 08:56 AM
Seriously KC... I imagine Boulder is chock full of 23 year old grad students who just get all gooshy for the professor of cultural superiority schtick. Why are you wasting your time on us philistines?:P

OUDoc
5/19/2008, 08:58 AM
You people overlooked the Triumph reunion for this show. For shame. :mad:
Triumph rocks. Or at least used to rock.

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King Crimson
5/19/2008, 09:11 AM
Seriously KC... I imagine Boulder is chock full of 23 year old grad students who just get all gooshy for the professor of cultural superiority schtick. Why are you wasting your time on us philistines?:P

i ask myself that sometimes.

everyone has moronic cultural pleasures. it's just that, of them, hair metal still sucks. and it doesn't "rock".

fight the good fight. and/or, tease up that hair VK.

BlondeSoonerGirl
5/19/2008, 09:12 AM
You keep on and the Hair Metal Gods are gonna turn your heart into a little black ball of burny ash.

:mack:

KC//CRIMSON
5/19/2008, 10:08 AM
I bet Bret Michaels wears his bandanna like that too, right before he uses it to hide his baldness.

"Baldanna"

birddog
5/19/2008, 12:39 PM
i just kinda figured people only went to these type of fests due to the nostalgia factor, not because they actually still enjoy the music.

time to break out the acid washed jeans and the cutoff sweatshirt.

Mjcpr
5/19/2008, 12:41 PM
i just kinda figured people only went to these type of fests due to the nostalgia factor, not because they actually still enjoy the music.

time to break out the acid washed jeans and tyhe cutoff sweatshirt.

I'm sure it will be way too hot for jeans and a sweatshirt.

tulsaoilerfan
5/19/2008, 11:56 PM
i just kinda figured people only went to these type of fests due to the nostalgia factor, not because they actually still enjoy the music.

time to break out the acid washed jeans and the cutoff sweatshirt.

Just think of all the topless 40 something women that will be there:D

birddog
5/20/2008, 12:00 AM
Just think of all the topless 40 something women that will be there:D

nothing like a pair of saggers in your face.

Boomer.....
5/20/2008, 10:12 AM
What's worse is the 200+ lb. crowd that still thinks it's okay to wear bikini tops.