I'm pretty sure my boss is a ninja

[royalfan5]

Because he can sneak in and out of the office without out anybody noticing. Frankly it's starting to scare me.

[StoopTroup]

He's probably never really leaving.

Ninjas have many secrets.

[SOONERKAT]

I'm convinced that there is a secret society of ninja bosses. I can watch mine walk into her office, hear her on the phone, and then when I head over (usually within a matter of minutes after her arrival), she's vanished. No puff of smoke or flash of light, just gone.

My guess: teleportation device.

[StoopTroup]

Mine think they are Ninjas but they are really mimes trapped in a box.

http://www.drivenbypenguins.com/caption/help-mime.jpg

[mdklatt]

My boss is the same way. Be thankful that you don't have a seagull boss instead.

[StoopTroup]

On second thought...maybe my Bosses aren't mimes in a box.

Maybe they are Richards in a Box.