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StoopTroup
5/14/2008, 05:42 PM
I've got an A Hole Boss who seems to be running a smear campaign against me with a couple of other Bosses.

Tomorrow, We're having a meeting.

He better have his ducks in a row.

I might come out with a blemish on my record...but he's gonna look like the biggest A Hole anyone has ever seen.

If he would just communicate with all his people, he could have avoided all of this.

I almost hate doing it except today...he came in right before I was finishing for the day to see if what I was working on was coming along. Instead of meerly walking over and asking me how it was going, he averted his gaze when I turned to see who was lurking. He walked away and didn't say anything either.

I grow weery of dumb****s.

Turd_Ferguson
5/14/2008, 05:49 PM
Kill him. Preferably with a long distance shot. Large caliber. Wear gloves & sunglasses.

StoopTroup
5/14/2008, 05:57 PM
I think he needs a change of location really.

He's been in our workgroup the longest and he's got his special people.

Since I'm new and have had to ask for special requests and basically gotten everything I wanted, he seems to have developed a dislike of me even though we've hardly spoke three times in over 6 months.

Guys like that seem like snakes.

I don't ever ask for anything unless it's in writing and they all are starting to take their sweet time replying to requests.

I can go by their office and they'll be in there surfing the net and joking around. It's probably ghey prawn sites. :D

Turd_Ferguson
5/14/2008, 06:03 PM
Invite him out for drinks, then put him in the sleeper. Then, take pictures of him with snowball cake snacks on his tittay's.

Sooner_Havok
5/14/2008, 06:05 PM
Start printing off the rules for fight club on the office printer

StoopTroup
5/14/2008, 06:10 PM
I think I'd rather see him next to his broken down car on the expressway and do a "Messing with Sasquatch" kind of thing to him. :D

He doesn't deserve to die...he just needs some sort of counseling or training IMO.

They dish that stuff out alot around there but they don't seem to think any of it applies to them.

StoopTroup
5/14/2008, 06:11 PM
Start printing off the rules for fight club on the office printer

I did put a couple of handgun magazines in plain site around my area. :D

Both of them have .45 ACPs on the front. :D

Sooner_Havok
5/14/2008, 06:14 PM
I did put a couple of handgun magazines in plain site around my area. :D

Both of them have .45 ACPs on the front. :D

:texan: style!

KC//CRIMSON
5/14/2008, 11:49 PM
Tomorrow, We're having a meeting.

He better have his ducks in a row.

Just make sure one of his ducks isn't your post count.

Hey-O!

kbsooner21
5/15/2008, 12:06 AM
Just make sure one of his ducks isn't your post count.

Hey-O!

:D

OU4LIFE
5/15/2008, 07:28 AM
It's showdown time!

JohnnyMack
5/15/2008, 09:10 AM
I grow weery of dumb****s.

And yet you keep hanging out with us.

Weird.

OU4LIFE
5/15/2008, 09:13 AM
And yet you keep hanging out with us.

Weird.

Speak for yourself, I've had a hole-in-one.

StoopTroup
5/15/2008, 05:58 PM
I won.

Nothing happened at all.

One hour of wasted productivity for 4 people.

Priceless.

They should give him a raise.

Rogue
5/15/2008, 06:08 PM
Congrats ST!
Now, kick him in the Jimmies.

Sooner_Havok
5/15/2008, 06:10 PM
I won.

Nothing happened at all.

One hour of wasted productivity for 4 people.

Priceless.

They should give him a raise.

They will, don't worry :D