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dolemitesooner
5/14/2008, 12:20 PM
I would be a stripper, and a prostitute. It would be awesome

yermom
5/14/2008, 12:22 PM
biting...tongue...ow....

SoonerInKCMO
5/14/2008, 12:22 PM
I'm down with the stripper part... not the hooker part though. I don't want no weenies in me - even if I am a chick.

leavingthezoo
5/14/2008, 12:22 PM
so... you like boys. we get it.

;)

Chuck Bao
5/14/2008, 12:27 PM
You could be a lesbian and that'd be awesome too!

You just couldn't marry your girlfriend in Oklahoma.

You also couldn't legally be a prostitute in Oklahoma.

Are stripers legal in Oklahoma?

SoonerInKCMO
5/14/2008, 12:28 PM
Are stripers legal in Oklahoma?

Yeah. I don't know what the daily catch limit is though.

Scott D
5/14/2008, 12:30 PM
you'd be a damn ugly chick...end of story.

soonerinabilene
5/14/2008, 12:33 PM
I would get kicked out of public places for playing with my boobs all the time.

dolemitesooner
5/14/2008, 12:37 PM
you'd be a damn ugly chick...end of story.So your saying I could work at sugars

dolemitesooner
5/14/2008, 12:37 PM
biting...tongue...ow....If you got something to say say it beyonce:D

yermom
5/14/2008, 12:39 PM
there's a mom joke in there somewhere

C&CDean
5/14/2008, 12:41 PM
I would be a stripper, and a prostitute. It would be awesome

And you'd ****ing starve to death with a mug like yours.

yermom
5/14/2008, 12:43 PM
yeah, that was my next thought.

he'd still be broke :D

dolemitesooner
5/14/2008, 12:43 PM
And you'd ****ing starve to death with a mug like yours.
****. I have seen uglier chicks than me at places. I would be getting the deep pounding every night:D

dolemitesooner
5/14/2008, 12:44 PM
yeah, that was my next thought.

he'd still be broke :D
Yeah but I'd be getting more than I am now. :D

SoonerInKCMO
5/14/2008, 12:46 PM
So your saying I could work at sugars

Yeah, now that you've lost all that weight, you're too thin to work at Escapades or Cloud 9 up in Tulsa.

dolemitesooner
5/14/2008, 12:48 PM
Yeah, now that you've lost all that weight, you're too thin to work at Escapades or Cloud 9 up in Tulsa.
Hey how did you know I lost weight.


STALKER:D

Scott D
5/14/2008, 12:54 PM
So your saying I could work at sugars

I know you wouldn't work at the places I'd frequent if I frequented those types of places. :)

this thread makes me wish I'd taken a picture of that woman at the TSA baggage check area and captioned it Doleo's future wife.

dolemitesooner
5/14/2008, 12:55 PM
I know you wouldn't work at the places I'd frequent if I frequented those types of places. :)

this thread makes me wish I'd taken a picture of that woman at the TSA baggage check area and captioned it Doleo's future wife.

I dont know I have a pretty sweet *** now:D

stoopified
5/14/2008, 02:28 PM
I would be a stripper, and a prostitute. It would be awesomeI would be a lesbian.

Fraggle145
5/14/2008, 03:37 PM
I would play with my boobs. A LOT.

stoopified
5/14/2008, 04:09 PM
I would play with my boobs. A LOT. :)

SoonerInKCMO
5/14/2008, 04:13 PM
I would play with my boobs. A LOT.

****, I already do that.

StormySooner-IN
5/14/2008, 06:11 PM
****, I already do that.
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