uhh...what?

[TUSooner]

I saw this promise on a bicycle shop's web page; it's a great bike shop, btw.

We offer prompt service no matter how long it takes.

[King Crimson]

there's a little mexican restaurant near my house that has the same sign. i think it's supposed to be funny.

[soonermix]

like a sign in a bar that says free beer tomorrow?

[Sooner_Bob]

Or like the SO is always great no matter how bad it is?

[Flagstaffsooner]

I saw this promise on a bicycle shop's web page; it's a great bike shop, btw.

We offer prompt service no matter how long it takes.http://tigernet.princeton.edu/~class58/50th_reunion/..%5Cber0-011.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Ive got a sign In my shop
If I cant fix it, Ill **** it up so bad No one else can either

[stoopified]

Ive got a sign In my shop
If I cant fix it, Ill **** it up so bad No one else can eitherGood and what is it you fix?

[olevetonahill]

Good and what is it you fix?

Broke stuff

[swardboy]

Roses are red, violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic, and so am I......

[LoyalFan]

Seen in an old country store in Texiz:

"We shortchange every other customer and pass the savings on to you!"