Holy Cow!!!!

[Sooner_Havok]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/bigcowBNS_468x577.jpg

OMFG!!!!!!!1:eek: :eek:

[Boomer.....]

Wow, that is a short woman.

[mdklatt]

That picture is a bunch of bull.

[Sooner_Havok]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/bigcowBNS_468x334.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/bigcowBNS_468x266.jpg

[Sooner_Havok]

That picture is a bunch of bull.

link (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=565909&in_page_id=1965)

[mdklatt]

link (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=565909&in_page_id=1965)

Hmmm. I believe the Daily Mail is one step up from the National Enquirer, so I'm still skeptical. Take a close look at the picture of the three cattle. It looks like the bull has been Photoshopped in. You should post these on the fark board and see what the experts have to say.

[C&CDean]

Not only is it photoshopped, but most of the farkers on SF.com could do a better job.

[Sooner_Havok]

I don't know. I put it there for their judgment, but I still think it is legit. The record for tallest cow is 6'2" so 6'6" isn't that outlandish.

[C&CDean]

I don't know. I put it there for their judgment, but I still think it is legit. The record for tallest cow is 6'2" so 6'6" isn't that outlandish.

Oh there could be a cow that big, but that first picture is photoshopped in a bad way.

[Sooner_Havok]

We will see what the lords of the Fark have to say about that :D

[olevetonahill]

We will see what the lords of the Fark have to say about that :D

I aint an expert But Dont the shadows Kinda give it away ?

[Sooner_Havok]

Everyone has a shadow

[Beef]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/bigcowBNS_468x266.jpg

Doesn't seem like the brightest idea, if'n it were real.

[BigRedJed]

It's not photoshopped.

According to the story, the girl is only 5'. Chances are she's even an inch or two shorter. Saying so would make the story less fantastic, though.
The angle at which it's taken also fool the eyes. If you look in the other picture, the lead is quite long. In the first photo, she isn't standing even with the cow's head; she's prolly standing 5-6 feet behind it. Perspective makes it appear that she is even smaller in relation to the cow. It's tricking your eye.
It's a big freaking cow.

[BigRedJed]

Also, I don't care how sweet and docile that cow is, those girls are absolute morons to be pushing on its *** from behind.

[mdklatt]

The real question: Would Dean's Big Gay Bull have run in terror or snorted with delight at the sight of Bullgantor?

[picasso]

bet it has some big teets.

[mdklatt]

bet it has some big teets.

According to the story it's only got one, and I wouldn't recommend "milking" it.

[C&CDean]

The real question: Would Dean's Big Gay Bull have run in terror or snorted with delight at the sight of Bullgantor?

My little homosexual angus bull would have died of fright looking at something that big coming his way.

The bull I have now - Mike Tyson - would knock that bitch out and take a chunk of his ear.

If this bull is real, I wanna see the weight/breed. Looks like a Holstein X with something er other.

[C&CDean]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9114/bullnx1.jpg

A very recent painting of Sir Michael Tyson from our very own PG.

[SoonerInKCMO]

According to the story it's only got one, and I wouldn't recommend "milking" it.Dammit! Why can't I find the right picture from 'Kingpin'?!?!?!1/!! :mad:

[C&CDean]

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/811/calf8finallk1.jpg

And another painting by PG of a calf named Hot Fudge Sundae.

[picasso]

According to the story it's only got one, and I wouldn't recommend "milking" it.

ahhhh I need to read more thoroughly on these things.

[BigRedJed]

...If this bull is real, I wanna see the weight/breed. Looks like a Holstein X with something er other.
The link calls it a "Friesian," which Wikipedia says is the original breed that American Holsteins came from, imported from Holland. It says that the American bloodline has since been exported back to Europe, and over there cattle from the American bloodline are known as Holsteins. It also said they are pretty aggressively cross-bred, and there is also a breed known as the Holstein-Friesian.

Hope that helps.

[C&CDean]

The link calls it a "Friesian," which Wikipedia says is the original breed that American Holsteins came from, imported from Holland. It says that the American bloodline has since been exported back to Europe, and over there cattle from the American bloodline are known as Holsteins. It also said they are pretty aggressively cross-bred, and there is also a breed known as the Holstein-Friesian.

Hope that helps.

Well it helps, but how much does he weigh dammit? If my boy has to get in the ring with him I need to know what we're up against.

[BigRedJed]

The link says "well over a ton," FWIW.

[BigRedJed]

It also mentions two others weighing 3,000 and 3,500 lbs., which this one is vying to replace in the record books.

[SoonerInKCMO]

How many hamburgers can you make out of him?

[C&CDean]

How many hamburgers can you make out of him?

Billions served...

[C&CDean]

It also mentions two others weighing 3,000 and 3,500 lbs., which this one is vying to replace in the record books.

No problem. Mike goes in at about 1850 or so. Those big, fat, slow white bulls ain't got a chance.

[GottaHavePride]

It's not photoshopped.
According to the story, the girl is only 5'. Chances are she's even an inch or two shorter. Saying so would make the story less fantastic, though.
The angle at which it's taken also fool the eyes. If you look in the other picture, the lead is quite long. In the first photo, she isn't standing even with the cow's head; she's prolly standing 5-6 feet behind it. Perspective makes it appear that she is even smaller in relation to the cow. It's tricking your eye.
It's a big freaking cow.

Plus, the camera is placed very low to the ground in the first pic, exaggerating the size difference.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:les: THAT GIANT COW'S ABOUT TO BE ON THE TODAY SHOW!!!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:les: HEY COW!! WATCH OUT FOR AL!!!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

2750 pounds, 13,778 Big Macs, and 5,510 steaks. He lives in a sanctuary in Somerset. England. They found him a few years back abandoned at the top of their driveway.

:les: DEAN!!!

[Okla-homey]

:dean: AND HE'S ON STEER-OIDS!

[Sooner_Bob]

I've seen some tall cows before, but this dude is huge.

[Curly Bill]

http://www.editorialphoto.com/resources/img/simons_holy_cow.jpg

Now this is a holy cow.

[BigRedJed]

Mmm... ...ribs...

[C&CDean]

2750 pounds, 13,778 Big Macs, and 5,510 steaks. He lives in a sanctuary in Somerset. England. They found him a few years back abandoned at the top of their driveway.

:les: DEAN!!!

Just my ****ing luck. I find ****pots of flea and tick infested abandoned dogs and cats on my road, but can somebody drop off something that I can stick in a trailer and take to Ada and get a couple thou at the sale for or eat?

Noooooooooo.

Three more lab puppies last monday morning. People are ****wads.

[JohnnyMack]

Sorry, with two kids now it just got too hard to keep up with the dogs. I left a tag on one of their necks. Apparently it fell off. GADOCADWI.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Just my ****ing luck. I find ****pots of flea and tick infested abandoned dogs and cats on my road, but can somebody drop off something that I can stick in a trailer and take to Ada and get a couple thou at the sale for or eat?

Noooooooooo.

Three more lab puppies last monday morning. People are ****wads.

And he was left with 3 or 4 others.

But he was the only ginormous one.

I'll bet he really makes a mess of the yard. Dang.

[Fugue]

And he was left with 3 or 4 others.

But he was the only ginormous one.

I'll bet he really makes a mess of the yard. Dang.


I believe that there is evidence of this on the fark board.

[proud gonzo]

heh