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LilSooner
5/10/2008, 07:35 PM
A 13 year old boy from Texas is convicted of fraud after using his Father's credit cards to hire escorts.

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Rogue
5/10/2008, 08:07 PM
The thing to do.
People of restricted growth.
Ambition.

Greatness.

MojoRisen
5/10/2008, 08:39 PM
The delivery guy is a moe... 30K wtf homie is grounded.

tulsaoilerfan
5/10/2008, 08:40 PM
This story is pure greatness if it's true.

LilSooner
5/10/2008, 08:44 PM
Of course it's true. I found it on perezhilton.com

Frozen Sooner
5/10/2008, 08:47 PM
Yeah, you know, when you're a hooker, the first thing you want to do is make sure you're in ADA compliance.

CORNholio
5/10/2008, 09:46 PM
That kids got the kind of talent you just can't teach.

StoopTroup
5/10/2008, 10:37 PM
Was one of the hookers Perez Hilton?

StoopTroup
5/10/2008, 10:38 PM
That kids got the kind of talent you just can't teach.

http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/alex-p-keaton-35326.jpg

Flagstaffsooner
5/11/2008, 12:13 AM
The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Lid, you need to keep a better eye on your kid.

soonerboomer93
5/11/2008, 01:16 AM
i wonder if daddy's gonna take the escorts on the suprise disney trip also

yermom
5/11/2008, 03:00 AM
i learned it by watching you!

StormySooner-IN
5/11/2008, 09:35 AM
Priceless humor.





[Runs into a corner and dials the phone furiously....]

Sooner_Bob
5/13/2008, 07:31 AM
That's my boy!




:texan:

soonerinabilene
5/13/2008, 09:49 AM
i learned it by watching you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo


Ahh, the greatness that will always stand the test of time.

yermom
5/13/2008, 10:04 AM
:D

NormanPride
5/13/2008, 10:28 AM
This has to be made up. Nobody plays the old XBox anymore.

soonermix
5/13/2008, 10:29 AM
i now have a new hero

mdklatt
5/13/2008, 11:00 AM
This has to be made up. Nobody plays the old XBox anymore.

:mad:

dolemitesooner
5/13/2008, 11:06 AM
**** even when I was 13 I would have rather been with a hooker than play video games. They must have been some nasty bitches

soonerinabilene
5/13/2008, 11:25 AM
**** even when I was 13 I would have rather been with a hooker than play video games. They must have been some nasty bitches

For a grand a piece, I doubt they were brownbaggers.;)