Get thee to the Muskogee Ren-Fest

[Okla-homey]

Huzzah!

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Lord Cletus and Lady Tiffany of Mulletania

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Chain mail. Wears like iron, but when you pass out and wet yourself, it rusts.

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How much you wanna bet this guy still lives with his parents despite the fact he bought this $25,000 horney toad outfit and matching chariot?

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It just wouldn't be Ren-Fest without Fifteenth century queers. ;)

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and boobies on display.

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and snacks...sold by snack wenches.

[SoonerBorn68]

I hate to do this to you Homey but King Jeff Hiller, the owner of the faire, is a complete and total turd. He's managed to run off several of the performers that helped get his "kingdom" started. We worked there as vendors in 2004 & I've never encountered a more unprofessional person is all my years of doing business.

If that second & third pic is from Muskogee then Jeff's also a hypocrite. He made it quite clear to everyone associated with the faire it's a period faire (around 1508) & fantasy attire would not be tolerated. Funny thing is if he does allow the fantasy element in his faire is in trouble.

It's pricey too. The last I heard it was $14.95 a day.

Again, sorry Homey but Jeff's a turd.

[Okla-homey]

I hate to do this to you Homey but King Jeff Hiller, the owner of the faire, is a complete and total turd. He's managed to run off several of the performers that helped get his "kingdom" started. We worked there as vendors in 2004 & I've never encountered a more unprofessional person is all my years of doing business.

If that second & third pic is from Muskogee then Jeff's also a hypocrite. He made it quite clear to everyone associated with the faire it's a period faire (around 1508) & fantasy attire would not be tolerated. Funny thing is if he does allow the fantasy element in his faire is in trouble.

It's pricey too. The last I heard it was $14.95 a day.

Again, sorry Homey but Jeff's a turd.

No offense taken. I do not have a dog in this fight nor am I affilated in any way with the Muskogee or any other Ren-Fest. I just happen to think they're fun to attend simply to walk around and gawk at the bizarro sights. I quite agree, if people are interested in historical authenticity, well, they'll be sadly mistaken. I went last year and saw a veritable cornucopia of silliness. Well worth fifteen bucks.

[StoopTroup]

Do they have teh secs there? ;)

[Okla-homey]

Do they have teh secs there? ;)

I bet so, after the spectators go home.:D

[SoonerBorn68]

I went to one down in Texas that had nekkid fire dancing sechs. Thank God one of our friends warned us (just in the nick of time BTW) & we got the kids out of there.

Sorry, no pics.

& Homey, ORF is a fun faire with great people--the owner just sucks & I'm not giving any more of my money to him.

[tommieharris91]

Thank God my sister isn't in any of those pics. She used to be some... dressed up girl (I dont know what her title really is). Heck, she still might be working the faire this year. Don't ask me any of the other details.

[Sooner24]

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Did she just come from a strip club? I noticed the money and thought she might just be doing this on the side.

[SteelClip49]

that wench is loaded

[tommieharris91]

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Anyone else think the one on the right is stuffin his loins?