IT'S NOT A CLOWN CAR!!!!1

[Viking Kitten]

She's pregnant with number 18!

Linkage (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=2008-05-09_D90IBGK80&show_article=1&cat=breaking)

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) - It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkansas woman—she's pregnant with her 18th child. Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year's Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins.

"We've had three in January, three in December. Those two months are a busy time for us," she said, laughing.
The Duggars' oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old.
The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children—whose names start with the letter J—are home-schooled.
Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health.
The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores—or "jurisdictions"—are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a "jurisdiction swap," where the boys do chores traditionally assigned to the girls, and vice versa, Duggar said.
"The girls swapped jurisdictions, changing tires, working in the garages, mowing the grass," she said. "The boys got to cook supper from start to finish, clean the bathrooms," among other chores.
Duggar said she's six weeks along and the pregnancy is going well. She and her husband, Jim Bob Duggar, said they'll keep having children as long as God wills it.
"The success in a family is first off, a love for God, and secondly, treating each other like you want to be treated," Jim Bob Duggar said. "Our goal is for each one of our children to be best friends, and everybody working together to serve each other makes that happen." The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jennifer, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; and Johannah, 2.

[colleyvillesooner]

Um, it's 18. Well, at least accordint to the first sentence. :D

[JohnnyMack]

....hang like sleeve of wizard...

[olevetonahill]

Jim Bob , Says it all right there

[SoonerInKCMO]

There was this Russian peasant woman back in the 18th century that had 69 kids. These are the kinds of things you know when you got a new Guinness Book of World Records every year starting at 5-years old.

[Chuck Bao]

I'm clearly in the minority here, but I honestly think it is a clown car.

[Viking Kitten]

I still maintain she needs to lose the Davy Crockett coon-skin cap hairdo.

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/9578/1rt6.jpg

[yermom]

after than many they've gotta be on auto-pilot at this point

oh and

PUT THE DICK DOWN!

[LilSooner]

Ugh. My ovaries ache just looking at that picture.


http://cache.bordom.net/images/d2d196f2141095e734dbb747931d677f.jpg

[SteelClip49]

Jim Bob, Arkansas, incest?....name the twins Jesus and Jobe.

[StoopTroup]

I'd have 100 of them if I could afford to pay a few of you to watch over them. :D

[LilSooner]

Just think they got 8 grad back from the government hand out that we just got.

[bri]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2236/2193101158_a96ab1f140.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Ugh. My ovaries ache just looking at that picture.


http://cache.bordom.net/images/d2d196f2141095e734dbb747931d677f.jpg

So thats why you were Hurting .

[soonermix]

well they finally got that baseball game they wanted...:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Blue]

This guy thinks they're rookies. The secret...more wives.

And the girls think the mom in VK's post looks like a, "Ho."

http://www.babymegan.org/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/polygamists.jpg

[OKC Sooner]

Maybe someone should tell that lady what's causing all the births.

[GottaHavePride]

http://files.myopera.com/fr%c3%bch/albums/26155/thumbs/Buttsecks.jpg_thumb.jpg

[olevetonahill]

"JimBob " it may not Be no clown car but sho is fun riding that thing " JimBob"
Redneck , His chicken Not him .

[olevetonahill]

Maybe someone should tell that lady what's causing all the births.

REminds me Of a Joke
This Polish
Er My bad
this Young lady of eastern european decent got Married .
( months Later Her Momma say
When you gonna make Me a grand ma
the young ladys "im trying Moma Im trying "
9 More months go by
Moma say " when you gonna make Me a grandma? "
Young lady say" im trying Moma Im trying "
Moma asked what seems to be the Prob ?
Young lady say
" I cant seem to swallow "
BOO i know

[OUTromBoNado]

So, I guess, by now, it's pretty much the equivalent of throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[olevetonahill]

So, I guess, by now, it's pretty much the equivalent of throwing a hot dog down Grand Central .
you didnt :eek:

[Okla-homey]

I still maintain she needs to lose the Davy Crockett coon-skin cap hairdo.

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/9578/1rt6.jpg

You know how your hair get's thicker and more luxurious during pregnancy? Well, think about it. She has been pregnant every year of her 41 year-old life since she was 23. I bet her hair is so powerful no scissors can cut it.

I wonder why she bothered with the hospital? After 18 kids, you would think she could simply squat over a pillow for thirty seconds and grunt.

[Jerk]

It's their life, and if they can afford it, then more power to them.

They're not pumping out baby after baby to get more welfare are they? Ouch, that was politically incorrect. If they are, then sterilization by force.

[Okla-homey]

It's their life, and if they can afford it, then more power to them.

They're not pumping out baby after baby to get more welfare are they? Ouch, that was politically incorrect. If they are, then sterilization by force.

I bet they home school, so it ain't costing Arkie nothing.

[BigRedJed]

Ugh. My ovaries ache just looking at that picture.


http://cache.bordom.net/images/d2d196f2141095e734dbb747931d677f.jpg
Apparently that was taken back when they ONLY had 14. :eek:

[BigRedJed]

I bet they home school...
Says that in the original post.

[Viking Kitten]

It's their life, and if they can afford it, then more power to them.



Completely agree. Absolutely not a life I would ever choose, but they somehow manage it, physically, emotionally, financially and all that stuff, so yay for them.

In fact, I love watching the Discovery Channel shows about how they run the whole system. The mom's organizational skills are brilliant. In fact, I wish she would take a break from making babies long enough to come show me how to get my chaotic house in order. Yipes.

[bri]

It's their life, and if they can afford it, then more power to them.

If you say so, but I still can't shake the feeling that they're just stockpiling alternative food sources in case of Armageddon. Let's keep an eye on them and make sure that number doesn't suddenly start to dip a little.

[tommieharris91]

Two of my best friends are the first two of 9. I don't know how their momma does it, but she does.

[BigRedJed]

...I don't know how their momma does it...
Well, first she and daddy kiss each other, and hold each other really close in a special way that only mommies and daddies hold each other...

[KC//CRIMSON]

voodoo poonanny.

[bri]

Two of my best friends are the first two of 9. I don't know how their momma does it, but she does.


Well, first she and daddy kiss each other, and hold each other really close in a special way that only mommies and daddies hold each other...

...then they f*ck. A lot.

[Jerk]

If you say so, but I still can't shake the feeling that they're just stockpiling alternative food sources in case of Armageddon. Let's keep an eye on them and make sure that number doesn't suddenly start to dip a little.


If they're right wing, then they live in a 'compound.'

If they're left wing, it's a 'commune.'

The 'Mormon room' is where the stockpile is.

[bri]

SOYLENT GREEN IS MASS-PRODUCED ARKANSAS CHILDREN!!!

[Big Red Ron]

gross

[Viking Kitten]

How do you know its gross until you actually try it?

[bri]

Have you ever been to Arkansas?

That's how he knows.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Everything taste better on a Ritz!

[Big Red Ron]

Have you ever been to Arkansas?

That's how he knows.
heh, word. But the hotdog in a hallway was sorta what brought that word to mind.

[mdklatt]

Says that in the original post.

18 kids. Home schooling. 7000 sq. ft. compound...err "house" in the middle of nowhere. Sounds like they're growing their own cult. :eek: