Difficult Romance Misunderstood Thing

[VeeJay]

When dude says "I didn't mean to make you cry," why doesn't it take?

Teh crying keeps up and it's like we didn't even apologize or somethin.'

WTF?

[shaun4411]

youre supposed to ask "why the f*ck are you crying?"

alternatives include:

"what did i do this time?"

"that time of month again?"

"im going to out to drink."

"can you pass me the remote"?

"if it'll make you feel better i'll pretend to care about your problems."

"whats for dinner?"

[VeeJay]

I keed. I think I've only been responsible for Mrs. VJ crying once, maybe twice, in 11 years. She, on the other hand, has been responsible for me hurling whiskey bottles to and fro, dynamiting commodes, putting my fist through drywall, punching cops, DUI's, whippin' preachers, one convenience store knockoff (that was reported in the media), internet piracy, only two instances of major vandalism involving uninsured losses in excess of $1 Million, and other malfeasance.

So, I feel as if I am entitled to a little goodwill.

[def_lazer_fc]

don't put the ***** on a pedestal.

[mdklatt]

Teh crying keeps up and it's like we didn't even apologize or somethin.'


When the crying starts it's time to leave the room. There might be something you could say to make it stop, but no man knows what that is. Anything else you say will just make it worse. Do you like those odds?

Crying is the nuclear option in the chick arsenal.

[Cam]

When the crying starts it's time to leave the room. There might be something you could say to make it stop, but no man knows what that is. Anything else you say will just make it worse. Do you like those odds?

Crying is the nuclear option in the chick arsenal.

And we have a winner.