I'm on the record for decriminalizing weed...

[Okla-homey]

but this? Sheesh.

What kinda yutes are we raising in Houston?


3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot

By BRIAN ROGERS
Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."

Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

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[soonerscuba]

Abuse of a corpse is a misdemeanor? Learn something new everyday.

[BigRedJed]

Couldn't they have just gone to a head shop?

[olevetonahill]

Couldn't they have just gone to a head shop?

Winner !:D

[Jerk]

Drugs are bad, mmmmmmk

[def_lazer_fc]

Couldn't they have just gone to a head shop?

cringe inducing post of the day trophy goes to.......BigRed! congratualions.;)

[Jimminy Crimson]

Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

:confused:

Them po-lice in Houston aren't the brightest cats, now, are they?

[Collier11]

Couldn't they have just gone to a head shop?

Oh Muh Gawd!

[SoonerJack]

:confused:

Them po-lice in Houston aren't the brightest cats, now, are they?

FTW!!

[SanJoaquinSooner]

I'll agree to decriminalize pot, if those who give it to minors are executed.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080509/ap_on_he_me/teens_drugs

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Homeschooling did wonders for these young men.

[TexasLidig8r]

but this? Sheesh.

What kinda yutes are we raising in Houston?

Liburul...




:D

[Partial Qualifier]

I'll agree to decriminalize pot, if those who give it to minors are executed.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080509/ap_on_he_me/teens_drugs


that seems a tad ridiculous. The kids cited in that article would've turned to something else more dangerous than weed, not to mention there's no way to determine if the suicidal thoughts were caused by smoking weed once a month

:rolleyes:

Not that I would condone giving weed to minors, but if anyone should be punished it's the people doing a ****ty job of parenting their children. Problems: solved.

[TheUnnamedSooner]

just another use for a human skull

[soonerinabilene]

It was probably one of their homies, kinda like pouring some liquor on the ground in rememberance of him.

[StoopTroup]

dh9cOc-HJ9w

[47straight]

Oh yeah, well, like, uh, there are more people who like, uh, dig up graves to make goblets out of skulls than ever dig up, like, skulls, for like, bongs and stuff. But the textile lobby doesn't want you to know, like, that. Or, that, like, you know, the declaration of independence was made of high quality ganja, and like, dude, Thomas Jefferson smoked the original one and man did he get hiiiiiiiiiiigh he didn't write out the second copy till July 4 so like me and my friends always party on the original day, July 2, it's like, another 4/20 and stuff dude.

[Howzit]

I am in favor of decriminalizing marijoojuana, but smoking it throught the dug up head of a corpse, not so much.

[soonerbrat]

my mom's 2nd husband used to give me weed when I was 15 and I never graduated to any worser drugs.

[BigRedJed]

Apparently, this isn't the first time this has happened (http://www.local6.com/news/9447058/detail.html).

[BigRedJed]

I think the authorities were leaping to conclusions. They might have been simply trying to make a really cool BEER bong.

http://cache.halloweenmart.com/images/ip012470.jpg

[Rogue]

A PBR beer bong!
I want to know what the necktie was used for in the link from BRJ. :confused:

[Beef]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/536/spicolivo3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/536/spicolivo3.18def069e7.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=207&i=spicolivo3.jpg)
That was my skull! I'm so wasted!