My car...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

It aint got no gas in it...mmmmmm

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[Sooner_Bob]

You want some taters and mustard?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I like them French fried potaters...mmmm

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[Sooner_Bob]

don't forget your slingblade

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.

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[Boomer.....]

Well, let me think... I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans'o that potted meat if ya got any extree.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
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[Turd_Ferguson]

I jist kilt Doyle Hargrave...mmmhhhmm.
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[Boomer.....]

Not funny 'ha-ha', funny queer.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Doyle Hargraves Construction" on it. Doyle said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye.
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[Turd_Ferguson]

http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/38575a.jpg:norm:Mmmhmm (http://65.186.65.233/sounds/movies/slingblade/talks.mp3)

[Boomer.....]

Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs **** in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
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[Boomer.....]

I don't mean to be so... Assholish I guess is a good word for it.
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[stoops the eternal pimp]

Mama's got a boyfriend now. His name is Doyle Hargraves. He works construction so he makes a pretty good living, but he don't help Mama out with any money though. He ain't no good. He's mean to her. He don't like me at all. Mama says it's 'cause he's jealous that I belong to my Daddy instead of him. He spends the night at our house sometimes and he's got his own house, somebody told me it's where he can have more girlfriends. I like it on the nights he ain't at our house. I ain't so nervous then
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