I hate you Subway

[stoops the eternal pimp]

for keeping me up at night thinking about

"Five...Five dollar..."

bastages

[r5TPsooner]

Subway Club toasted. teh yum.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Spicy Italian w/jalapenos.

[soonermix]

$5 footlong... [insert porn joke here]

[NormanPride]

Here's a solution: Never eat there ever again.

Whenever you think about it, remember that godawful smell their bread gives off. Remember the tomatoes that taste like water. Remember the crappy, inexpensive meat that they pile in those troughs like food for pigs. Remember the cheese that can be used as an adhesive as much as a condiment. Remember the snot that Jeanna just wiped on her glove as she made your "sandwich" in front of you.

[mdklatt]

Five.

Five dollar.

Five dollar large sub.


At Quiznos. YWIA.

[kbsooner21]

Here's a solution: Never eat there ever again.

Whenever you think about it, remember that godawful smell their bread gives off. Remember the tomatoes that taste like water. Remember the crappy, inexpensive meat that they pile in those troughs like food for pigs. Remember the cheese that can be used as an adhesive as much as a condiment. Remember the snot that Jeanna just wiped on her glove as she made your "sandwich" in front of you.

I'm feeling a little pent up agression :D

[NormanPride]

I'm feeling a little pent up agression :D

Nothing pent up about it.

[SicEmBaylor]

Quiznos>Subway

[NormanPride]

Don't help me, SicEm.


;)

[soonerinabilene]

Quiznos>Subway

Panera Bread Co. pwns both.

[SteelClip49]

what soonermix said....I will add the Ron Jeremy part of it. Have him be in one of the commercials.

BTW, Jimmy Johns, Jersey Mikes and WAWA (Pennsylvania) owns Subway and Quizno's.

[royalfan5]

what soonermix said....I will add the Ron Jeremy part of it. Have him be in one of the commercials.

BTW, Jimmy Johns, Jersey Mikes and WAWA (Pennsylvania) owns Subway and Quizno's.
Jimmy John's is bland overrated crap, and I weep for anyone who thinks they make a good Sandwich.

[JohnnyMack]

I had the $5 footlong yesterday. Wasn't. Bad.

[kbsooner21]

Anyone had Hobby's Hoagies over in Edmond? They make a pretty mean sandwich!

[SteelClip49]

JJ's is fast and damn good specially with them chips....mmmmmm good.

[colleyvillesooner]

Jimmy Johns sucks...can I have some sandwich with my lettuce?

[CORNholio]

Quiznos>Subway

Schlotzky's>Quiznos

Plus I hate paying 12 dollars for a sandwich and chips when I could have gotten a steak for the same price.

[shaun4411]

its catchy. they have to make up for the fact taht their sandwiches arent as good as other places.

[soonerbrat]

I like Someplace Else

[GottaHavePride]

Man, Schlotzky's was the KING of overpriced sandwiches until Quizno's et al hiked their prices to match.

Goodcents pwns.

Jimmy John's only redeeming quality is the speed. Put a JJ's Vito up against Goddcents' Italian and there's no contest. The JJ's is like eating cardboard in comparison.

Sadly, there's not a Goodcents near where I work.

[proud gonzo]

i like Which Wich

[GottaHavePride]

Actually I really liked the hero (aka grinder) sandwiches we used to make at Spaghetti Warehouse before they took it off the menu. Those were AWEsome.

[tommieharris91]

what soonermix said....I will add the Ron Jeremy part of it. Have him be in one of the commercials.

BTW, Jimmy Johns, Jersey Mikes and WAWA (Pennsylvania) owns Subway and Quizno's.

Jimmy John's is only good cuz it's cheap and open really late.

Quizno's pwnz em all.

[soonerbrat]

Actually I really liked the hero (aka grinder) sandwiches we used to make at Spaghetti Warehouse before they took it off the menu. Those were AWEsome.

you worked at spaghetti warehouse?

[soonerbrat]

oh, and as bad as the subway commercial is, it will never be as bad as this:

aZrks-BPeLQ

[Youngsooner]

If anyone feels like dying soon, fat sandwich is the place to go:twinkies:

[crawfish]

Is this the $5 footlong?

And then some!

One of the few funny Bachelor Party quotes. :)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Man, Schlotzky's was the KING of overpriced sandwiches until Quizno's et al hiked their prices to match.

Goodcents pwns.

Jimmy John's only redeeming quality is the speed. Put a JJ's Vito up against Goddcents' Italian and there's no contest. The JJ's is like eating cardboard in comparison.

Sadly, there's not a Goodcents near where I work.

Scholtzky's had the original jingle that you couldn't get outta yer head..

Thats fresh baked bread...that original bread...do doo dit doo do doo do do

[12]

I think local places are most always superior to the huge chains. If you are here for the game this fall, you guys should check out Blue Bake (http://www.bluebaker.com/)r.

[Frozen Sooner]

oh, and as bad as the subway commercial is, it will never be as bad as this:

aZrks-BPeLQ

I can't see youtube at work, but I'm assuming that this is the Quizno's spongemonkey commercial.

In which case, I respectfully and vehemently disagree. Nothing Subway can do will ever be as totally awesome as the spongemonkeys.

We love the subs
Because they are good to us
The Quiznos subs!

[tbl]

Quizno's is good, but way too expensive. I like Subway and I like mine cold, thank you. Leave the toasting to the people that know it best.

Still, the best sandwich out there will always come from Schlotzkys.

[tbl]

Actually, the Arby's sandwiches are pretty flippin awesome, in particular their chicken salad. That sandwich is amazing. Chunks of chicken, pecans, apples, grapes, and its put on the best bread I've ever had.

and don't ever eat at a Firehouse. Those are AWFUL.

[SicEmBaylor]

The pizza at Subway is pretty decent.

[JohnnyMack]

The pizza at Subway is pretty decent.

Again, something my 2 year old enjoys.

[proud gonzo]

I agree with Mike about the spongemonkeys.

:les: WE LOVE THE SUBS!!!

[Frozen Sooner]

I agree with Mike about the spongemonkeys.

:les: WE LOVE THE SUBS!!!

That's because we rule.

[Animal Mother]

That's because we rule.


"They got a pepper bar!"

Anyone old enough to remember Neptunes? They piled on the rabbit food but also piled on the meat and goodness. Or maybe because it was the 70s-80s I liked it because I was my hunger was"enhanced"

[StoopTroup]

http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/monkey4-thumb.jpg

[NormanPride]

I had the $5 footlong yesterday. Wasn't. Bad.

I will never trust your palate again.

[JohnnyMack]

I will never trust your palate again.

s'all good. I had this later that night:

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/34431.jpg