NOw I have heard it all

[85Sooner]

Fox is getting ready to air a report regarding."are we mistreating our veggies.

Some are claiming that plants have feelings too. And some are taking them seriously which is even more alarming.

These Greenies make me want to crack someone sometimes.
Yesterday it was GWAS (Global warming anxiety syndrom) and THEY were serious.

I would prescribe arsnic for a cure.

[BudSooner]

Yep, i'm watching it now. Oh lord. Morons, all of 'em.

[12]

What exactly are we supposed to use for sustenance? I'm thinking they would willingly take the arsenic as it would potentially mean fewer evil people to consume the globe.

[OUDoc]

Sometimes I just eat them raw. :eek:

[12]

Ah, how could I have forgotten...

http://cache.valleywag.com/assets/resources/2007/08/soylent_green.gif

[BudSooner]

Sometimes I just eat them raw. :eek:
Seriously, we used to skin taters and eat them while getting them ready to cook, same goes for carrots, broccoli.
I loves me some raw taters.:D

[Jerk]

It's no joke

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080414/od_afp/switzerlandenvironmentplantsoffbeat_080414190243

"GENEVA (AFP) - Plants deserve respect, a group of Swiss experts said Monday, arguing that killing them arbitrarily was morally wrong -- except when it comes to saving humans or maybe picking petals off a daisy...."

Click the link above to read the rest.

[Jerk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0as64E4X70

[yermom]

i think you guys are reading it wrong... perhaps it's poorly worded, but they are saying it's wrong to kill plants for no reason. they are ok with eating them, from how i read it

[12]

I find wilting a flower's petals with a butane lighter a simple pleasure.

[frankensooner]

cereal killers!

[OUDoc]

Sometimes I spray weeds with poison because I don't like their "kind" in my neighborhood.
I may be plant racist.

[yermom]

I find wilting a flower's petals with a butane lighter a simple pleasure.

you monster!

[Jerk]

I find wilting a flower's petals with a butane lighter a simple pleasure.

Damned sadist :D

[Hot Rod]

Maybe they were talking about these guys:

http://www.schwimmerlegal.com/images/veggietales.jpg

[Fugue]

Ima bout to mistreat some vegetable lasagna for lunch.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'm gonna rough up some baby spinach and show the rest of the salad (including that loud mouth green pepper) who's boss here in about an hour, too.

[Mjcpr]

Stand back, Booty's about to toss a salad.


(You know, I've never really understood the exact meaning of that. I hope it's good.)

[mdklatt]

Is what girls do with cucumbers considered abuse?

[mdklatt]

You know, slice them up and put them on their eyes to reduce wrinkles....

[proud gonzo]

Maybe they were talking about these guys:

http://www.schwimmerlegal.com/images/veggietales.jpg

I think they meant THIS: NydKPClhYgM

[StoopTroup]

Right now I'm suffering from Gaspricerisinitis.

It's really got a hold of me bad.