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Okla-homey
5/5/2008, 05:51 AM
Provided as a service to my homies. You can be the person at your table who knows when someone asks, "WTF is Cinco de Mayo about anyway?" Here's the scoop on Cinco de Mayo -- and it ain't Mexican Independence Day.

May 5, 1862: A Mexican Victory in the Franco-Mexican War

146 years ago on this day in 1862, and while the French-Mexican War raged, a poorly supplied and outnumbered Mexican army was fighting for its life. General Ignacio Zaragoza pulled the proverbial rabbit out of his feathered hat defeating a French army attempting to capture Puebla de Los Angeles, a small town in east-central Mexico.

Victory at the Battle of Puebla represented a great moral victory for the Mexican government, symbolizing the country's ability to defend its sovereignty against a European power. It still inspires millions of Norte Americanos to drink copious amounts of Corona and eat "cheeps and salsa" on this day. Some gringos drink tequila to excess on Cinco de Mayo and wake-up on Seis de Mayo swearing to never drink again.

Here's how the Franco-Mexican War got started in the first place.

In the wake of its disasterous war with the United States a little over 10 years earlier, the Mexican government was still broke. Flat busted. In 1861, the liberal Mexican Benito Juarez became president of the financially ruined country and he was forced to default on Mexican overseas debts to European governments.

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President Benito Juarez
Benito Juarez, probably the best and purest presidente the Mex's ever had.

In response, France, Britain, and Spain deployed their "collections departments" -- naval forces that is, to Veracruz to demand reimbursement. Britain and Spain negotiated with Mexico and withdrew, but France, ruled by Napoleon III, decided to use the opportunity to carve a dependent empire out of Mexican territory.

Late in 1861, a well-armed French fleet stormed Veracruz, landing a large French force and driving President Juarez and his panicked government into retreat.

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Certain that French victory would come swiftly in Mexico, 6,000 French troops under General Charles Latrille de Lorencez set out to attack Puebla de Los Angeles.

From his new headquarters in the north, the Mexican President Juarez rounded up a rag-tag force of loyal men and sent them to Puebla. Led by Texas-born Mexican General Zaragoza, the 2,000 Mexicans fortified the town and prepared for the French assault.

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Zaragoza

On the fifth of May, 1862, Lorencez drew his army, well-provisioned and supported by heavy artillery, before the city of Puebla and began their assault from the north. If you've been in the military, you know there is a time-honored piece of doctrine that says you normally need a 3:1 force ratio in order to defeat a fortified enemy. The Froggy General Lorencez had that --6000 Frenchies to 2000 Mexicans. He lost because he was an arrogant French horses ***.

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Opening of the battle. The Mexicans under Zaragoza occupied the heights. The French repeatedly hurled themselves at them from below.

Lorencez thought so little of his Mexican "peon" enemy, he ordered repeated direct frontal assaults into the heart of the Mexicans' prepared defenses, which allowed the Mexicans a convenient method of killing a lot of Frenchies. The battle lasted from daybreak to early evening, and when the French finally retreated they had lost nearly 500 soldiers to the fewer than 100 Mexicans killed.

Victory at the Battle of Puebla represented a great moral victory for the Mexican government, symbolizing the country's ability to defend its sovereignty against a European power.

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Retreating from Puebla, the French were attacked by hundreds of Mexican native people armed mostly with machetes...and suffered many more casualties as they were repeatedly ambushed and hacked to death.

Although not a major strategic victory in the overall war against the French, Zaragoza's victory at Puebla tightened Mexican resistance. Good thing too, because that autumn, the enraged French showed up with 25,000 recently arrived reinforcements and kicked the hell out of the Mexican Army (which had shriveled to only about 6000 dudes by then) for a couple years. The war would continue at total of another six years before France withdrew.

In 1864, two years after the battle, Puebla de Los Angeles, the site of Zaragoza's historic victory, was renamed Puebla de Zaragoza in honor of the general. Today, Mexicans celebrate the anniversary of the Battle of Puebla as Cinco de Mayo, a national holiday in Mexico.

Important contextual sidenote:

As an aside, it is important to remember that the United States was embroiled in its own Civil War during this period. In fact, Lincoln would have liked to help the Juarista government because he knew the French under Napolean III hated the United States.

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Napolean III, nephew of Bonaparte. Emperor of France.

Lincoln knew if the French were succesful in their conquest of Mexico, they would be in a good position to aid the Confederacy in its war with the United States.

Unfortunately for the Mexicans, Lincoln had his hands full with the Civil War and was not able to provide much help to Juarez. Fortunately for the United States, Juarez was able to defend his country, thus making it impossible for the French in Mexico to provide any assistance to Confederate forces.

There you have it. Cinco de Mayo. An Important day in Mexican AND United States history.

BTW, REAL Mexican Independence Day is on September 18.

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AlbqSooner
5/5/2008, 06:04 AM
At my workplace the Marketing Department posted an announcement about needing volunteers to work concerts during the amphitheater season. Apparently they assigned the task of making up the signs requesting such volunteers to a gringo and gave them oral instruction. The concert listed for May 4 was "Cinco The Mayo".

SoonerStormchaser
5/5/2008, 06:57 AM
First the 1812 Overture by the Russians, now a drunken holiday by the Mexicans...thank you France for continuously ****ing things up on the world stage!

Hot Rod
5/5/2008, 07:52 AM
I wonder if this guy contributed to this victory...

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Okla-homey
5/5/2008, 07:59 AM
OLE!
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TexasLidig8r
5/5/2008, 08:38 AM
So.. what you're saying is that.. we drink to a moral victory?

No wonder aggy everywhere celebrate the day so vigorously.

SoonerJack
5/5/2008, 09:09 AM
OLE!
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I may have to rethink my position on illegal aliens.

And I must say, Homey, that while your description of the events of the primo Cinco de Mayo were brilliantly recounted, "a peecture iss worth a thoussan' words."

SteelClip49
5/5/2008, 09:22 AM
I have a final tomorrow so my celebration will be lunch at Qdoba and drinking a Corona Light for good ole Mex the Bulldog who is somewhere underneath the stadium probably having a party.

Taxman71
5/5/2008, 04:56 PM
So.. what you're saying is that.. we drink to a moral victory?

No wonder aggy everywhere celebrate the day so vigorously.

As opposed to how the entire state of tejas celebrates the woodshed beating it received at the Alamo.

SoonerStormchaser
5/5/2008, 05:48 PM
C'mon...5000 against 500...and they held out for a few days. Nowadays, one well placed JDAM would take care of those 500 without the 5000.

TexasLidig8r
5/5/2008, 06:50 PM
As opposed to how the entire state of tejas celebrates the woodshed beating it received at the Alamo.

Only because as a result of that heroic stand against overwhelming arms, within a matter of weeks, Santa Anna was our beyotch begging for his life as he knelt in a swamp in southeast Texas.

VeeJay
5/5/2008, 08:01 PM
Happy 22nd to my daughter today. Her mom is 1/2 Cherokee - she could pass for a Mess'can.

Taxman71
5/6/2008, 06:58 AM
Only because as a result of that heroic stand against overwhelming arms, within a matter of weeks, Santa Anna was our beyotch begging for his life as he knelt in a swamp in southeast Texas.

Perhaps, but why no lover for San Jacinto?

Flagstaffsooner
5/6/2008, 01:09 PM
Perhaps, but why no lover for San Jacinto?It's the most skeeter infested place on Earth.