A Toast...

[Turd_Ferguson]

Share your good ones.

My wife's Grandpa(RIP) had some good ones. Here go's.

"If my dog could **** this stuff
and I was sure he could **** enough.
I'd tie him down to the head of my bed
and I'd suck his **** until we both were dead"



"Here's to the girl in the red shoes
she smokes my ciggarettes and drinks my booze
she has no cherry
but that's no sin
she still has the box
that cherry came in"

:D

[Frozen Sooner]

Here's to you, pal, suckin' my ...

Guys like you? They DO grow on trees!

[olevetonahill]

Im Feeling Aware
That My Life has
Been spent,
That My get up
and Go has
Got Up
and went :eek: :mad:
But I really
Dont Mind
As I think as I think
with a :D grin
Of all
the Grand
Places ,
My Get up
HAS BEEN

[olevetonahill]

Here's to you, pal, suckin' my ...

Guys like you? They DO grow on trees!

HUH ?
Thats soundin Pereved to me !:eek:

[olevetonahill]

Heres to You
Heres to Me
**** that
Give it Back
and Both
can be
to me !;)

[Turd_Ferguson]

HUH ?
Thats soundin Pereved to me !:eek:you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you:D

[olevetonahill]

If the Ocean
were whiskey
and I were a duck
Id swim
to the
Bottom and
Nevar come up .

[olevetonahill]

you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you:D

Rye whiskey
Rye whiskeyI cry
I must
Have
Rye whiskey
or Surely
Ill Dye

[olevetonahill]

My Name
Is Pancho
I work
On a Rancho
I make
5 peso
a day
I go to
See LUCY
to Get
me some
Pucy
she take
My
5 Peso away

[Turd_Ferguson]

My Name
Is Pancho
I work
On a Rancho
I make
5 peso
a day
I go to
See LUCY
to Get
me some
Pucy
she take
My
5 Peso awayI gotta remember that one:D

[olevetonahill]

I gotta remember that one:D

I bet Jaun can tell better ones !

[Turd_Ferguson]

Best toast evar!!!!!
SILENCE !!!!!!!!!
I Keel You

I hurt myself when i read that one

[Jimminy Crimson]

Here's to panties...

Not the best thing in the world, but damn close to it! :texan:

[olevetonahill]

Here's to panties...May they Always drop

Not the best thing in the world, but damn close to it! :texan:

3 best statements Ive ever Heard !

[goingoneight]

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to **** and stink
I come here to scratch my ****s
and read the writing on the walls.

Roll, roll, roll yer joint
Twist it on the end...
Light it up, take a puff
pass it to a friend.

[Fraggle145]

Here's to the breezes
That blow through the treeses
That lift the skirts above the kneeses

It teases,

It pleases,

It carries all sorts of fu*ked up diseases.

Here's to the snatch
Down the hatch.

[Chuck Bao]

My favorite toast: "World peace"

My second favorite: "Shoot all the politicians"

[Rogue]

Friends may come
And friends may go
Friends may peter-out, you know.
But I'll be your friend
Through thick and thin
Peter-out or peter-in.

[Rogue]

Salud!

[Rogue]

Here's to the bee that stung the bull
That started the bull to bucking
Here's to Adam who ate the first apple
And started the world to... Eating apples.



Here's to the white clouds of glory
Here's to the flaming fires of Hell
It takes a gentleman to screw a lady
It takes a son of a bitch to tell.



May live as long as you want and want to as long as you live.

[Rogue]

In the days of old when knights were bold
And women weren't particular
They lined them up against the wall
And ****ed them perpendicular

[GottaHavePride]

Here's to you, and here's to me,
And fast friends we'll always be.
And should we chance to disagree,
then **** you and here's to me.

[soonerboomer93]

drink until death

(followed sometimes by drink after death)

sound better when said in korean though

[boomersooner28]

"Here's to you and here's to me,
and to all the girls that licked us where we pee!"


"Of all my favorite things to do,
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frothy, smooth and cold-
It's paradise-pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me...
That's all for now, I gotta pee!"