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SteelClip49
5/3/2008, 12:36 AM
http://www.asylum.com/2008/05/01/chilean-elderly-get-free-viagra-were-retiring-in-chile/?icid=1615984946x1201419303x1200303345

Okla-homey
5/3/2008, 07:01 AM
You might be surpised to learn I was helping out a middle-aged poor person here in Tulsa once who informed me he was eligible for four Viagra per month for free from DHS.

I found it hard to believe whereupon the gentlemen whipped out (no, not that) a zip-lock bag with a prescription label on the outside that conatined two viagra of the four he was given for free that month.

Therefore, at least here in T-town, even homeless d00ds get to bust four nuts a month courtesy of the Oklahoma taxpayer.:O

yermom
5/3/2008, 08:58 AM
nevermind food or something

that makes no sense to me

VeeJay
5/3/2008, 09:26 AM
...and if homeless females happen to find themselves pregnant and having Viagra-fueled babies, taxpayers get to pony up a little more assistance.

What a great country!

Okla-homey
5/3/2008, 10:16 AM
...and if homeless females happen to find themselves pregnant and having Viagra-fueled babies, taxpayers get to pony up a little more assistance.

What a great country!


Theoretically. However, I can't imagine any woman still capable of bearing a child doing the hibbidy-dibbidy with this guy. More likely, I expect the Blue Diamonds merely allow him four self-pleasurings a month.

StoopTroup
5/3/2008, 10:23 AM
He's not selling magazine subscriptions I hope.

Okla-homey
5/3/2008, 10:38 AM
He's not selling magazine subscriptions I hope.


naw. in fact, I'm pretty sure this guy couldn't read.

tommieharris91
5/3/2008, 10:51 AM
naw. in fact, I'm pretty sure this guy couldn't read.

Does he really need to read? :eek:

StoopTroup
5/3/2008, 10:52 AM
So...the Viagra made him go blind. :D

He shoulda listened to his Mama.

bri
5/3/2008, 11:53 AM
So, the whole "black widow bites" approach to curing erectile dysfunction didn't work for Chile? :D

Chuck Bao
5/4/2008, 04:50 AM
Honestly speaking, I think that Viagra is a waste. Sometimes it takes a bit of work. Maybe I don't fully understand it, but I'm thinking that's what the flowers and gold and diamonds and sweet words are for.