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Okla-homey
4/26/2008, 02:23 PM
Judge Jesse Harris

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He has served as a judge in Tulsa County since 1986. He's loved by prosecutors because he's tough on crime. In fact, some people call him "Hangin' Harris."

Now, unfortunately for Judge Harris, he's also known for allegedly hangin' something else.

This is his accuser Kali Nolen.

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She says she met Harris in 2002, and they carried on for about three years. She says their relationship ended a while back.

She says on March 9th, Judge Harris appeared at an east Tulsa motel to confront her. She says Judge Harris exposed his you-know-what and asked her if she missed having the "anaconda." She says the act was witnessed by one of her friends who gave a description of the anaconda to detectives. A motel employee didn't witness the anaconda, but remembers seeing a guy who looked like Harris talking to Kali Nolen and her friend. That guy arrived in a car that matches the make, color and model of the car Harris owns.

Judge Harris admits he was there, but denies hangin' his anaconda.

Judge Harris is in deep doo-doo. He's charged with two felony counts of indecent exposure. No question he was at the scene. Two against one on the anaconda hangin'. Just for giggles, who do you beleive?

Oldnslo
4/26/2008, 03:40 PM
I think Ms. Nolen was the only one who called him "Hangin' Harris".

Viking Kitten
4/26/2008, 03:47 PM
I believe his anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.

Viking Kitten
4/26/2008, 03:49 PM
BTW, why are all the judges in the 918 a bunch of preverts?

KC//CRIMSON
4/26/2008, 05:00 PM
Hmmmm......

I'll have to ask my bro-in-law who works for the Tulsa County D.A. what he thinks.

Rogue
4/26/2008, 05:03 PM
She looks hawt. I'd believe her because I'm a sucker for hawt.

Okla-homey
4/26/2008, 08:17 PM
BTW, why are all the judges in the 918 a bunch of preverts?

its all this natural beauty up here. Hills and trees and what not. It makes people h0rny.;)

tulsaoilerfan
4/26/2008, 09:07 PM
Byron Houston's uncle, right?

tulsaoilerfan
4/26/2008, 09:07 PM
Why is it illegal to whip out your anaconda in public? Does anyone complain when a woman whips out the tittays in public? I smell a double standard here. :)

tommieharris91
4/26/2008, 09:17 PM
Why is it illegal to whip out your anaconda in public? Does anyone complain when a woman whips out the tittays in public? I smell a double standard here. :)

Depends on how hawt the tittays are.

GottaHavePride
4/26/2008, 09:38 PM
There was a guy that did at OU a few years back. Called campus PD because a chick whipped off her shirt in the middle of some women's rights argument/demonstration thing.

The guy's name? Titsworth. It was in the OU paper.

tulsaoilerfan
4/27/2008, 12:07 PM
There was a guy that did at OU a few years back. Called campus PD because a chick whipped off her shirt in the middle of some women's rights argument/demonstration thing.

The guy's name? Titsworth. It was in the OU paper.

That's pretty damn funny right there:D

SoonerJack
4/28/2008, 08:16 AM
I believe his anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.

VK for the WIN!!!:D