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Oldnslo
4/25/2008, 02:09 PM
http://www.tulsaworld.com/default.aspx?


Read the arrest affidavit.

Wonder what the pet name was?
frankensooner
4/25/2008, 02:21 PM
Apparently, "Turtleneck" . ;)
Viking Kitten
4/25/2008, 02:22 PM
"Semi-turgid" is a word that is funny to say.
Whet
4/25/2008, 02:52 PM
Mr. Wii Wii
StoopTroup
4/25/2008, 03:39 PM
One of the guys I work with is reading the newspaper today and he says "I hope they hang that a$$hole!".

I said "You seem pretty adament about him getting the ax. What's up with that?"

He says "That M-phlucker was the Judge who presided over my divorce!" :D

Me..."Oh really?" :D
crawfish
4/25/2008, 04:00 PM
"Semi-turgid" is a word that is funny to say.

Oh, sure, if you're not a sufferer of "semi-turgid disorder" it's hilarious...
Viking Kitten
4/25/2008, 05:23 PM
Wonder what the pet name was?

Mr. Nakey McMoleRat?
Oldnslo
4/26/2008, 03:46 PM
Anaconda.

should've gone with "100% pure Alabama blacksnake"
StoopTroup
4/26/2008, 05:46 PM
Jesse's cool. :D

http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/blog/black%20snake%20moan.jpg
Chuck Bao
4/26/2008, 07:12 PM
You're damn right, Jesse’s cool.

All of the other male judges better get to ordering their penis pumps right away.

Can you imagine the fear that he will instill in the hearts of criminals?

Defense lawyer to client: “I’m sorry son, but the “hanging” judge will preside over your case.

Client to lawyer: “What does that mean?”

Lawyer to client: “I don’t know, but news reports have him semi-turgid and that really can’t be a good thing for you.”

Client to lawyer: “What? Why?”

Lawyer to client: “Look, do I have to explain it to you? He’s a shower not a grower. Never mind, you’ll get a lesson in that where you’re going.”