The Olevet Casino

[r5TPsooner]

Pick One.

[sooner_born_1960]

Am I missing something?

[r5TPsooner]

These things take time young grasshopper. I took a blood bath at Blackjack this morning. the dealer had like six 21's in a row while I was drawing 13's constantly while busting with a face card.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Video Poker is kick'n my ace

[frankensooner]

I lost 2 bucks in the lottery. That a 100 % loss. % wise it was my biggest. Actual cash would be roulette. I think that is about 200 dollars. I won most everything else! :D

[Curly Bill]

My fake money situation is a lot better since I stay out of the casino. The last three times I played blackjack the house hit "blackjack" on the first hand each time. I called bull**** and haven't been back.

[shaun4411]

id play if i had 1000 posts

[texas bandman]

I'm finally back to break even at video poker. Hopefully I'll have a good session tonight.

[BigRedJed]

Since I don't remember which I've lost more at, I picked "I don't gamble," just so I could get more vCash.

[r5TPsooner]

My fake money situation is a lot better since I stay out of the casino. The last three times I played blackjack the house hit "blackjack" on the first hand each time. I called bull**** and haven't been back.


tHIS SOUNDS ALL TO FAMILIAR.:mad:

[NormanPride]

That blackjack dealer is a cheater! I calls shenanigans! :mad:

[BigRedJed]

Most of the "top players - blackjack" are pretty inefficient, if you ask me. More like "top betters - blackjack." Seems that should be ranked on winning percentage. Sorry, Cam. :D And before you say I'm whining, I don't think it would change my position, or would only change it by one or two slots.

I will say that if I ever stake someone to go play blackjack for me, it will be Stoops the Eternal Pimp.

[BigRedJed]

Also, as long as I'm whining (OK, I AM whining), seems like "luckiest people" should have a minimum amount bet attached to it. The top six people have wagered $223. COMBINED. Makes it impossible for people who are actually using the feature to compare their luck/skill (depending on game) to others who are regular betters.

[Fraggle145]

I want to be able to bet more, i.e., all of my money on one hand. At least 100k! We need a high stakes table.

[soonerbrat]

did you just make up this pole to get more vcash?

[SoonerStormchaser]

I would like to take this opportunity to bitch about the blackjack...the number randomizer is incredibly biased towards the dealer. I get a ****load of 20's...and it always gets 21!

[soonerbrat]

I would like to take this opportunity to bitch about the blackjack...the number randomizer is incredibly biased towards the dealer. I get a ****load of 20's...and it always gets 21!

i agree.

[StoopTroup]

I'm wreckless and will bet every last vdollar I have to support my Vgambling addiction.

[BigRedJed]

First of all, you blackjack whiners are a bunch of crybabbies. And second, I won close to $70,000 playing blackjack today, and then gave back close to $80,000. :O

If JKM would take betting limits off and let me use my geometric progression strategy, I'd be a vMillionaire inside of an afternoon.

[BigRedJed]

You know what's even more embarrassing? Dorking up the "embarrassed" smiley.

[soonerbrat]

and misspelling "crybabies"?

[StoopTroup]

I need another poll.

I'm out of vcash again.

[soonerbrat]

how could you be out of vcash? i have almost $300K

[Curly Bill]

I would like to take this opportunity to bitch about the blackjack...the number randomizer is incredibly biased towards the dealer. I get a ****load of 20's...and it always gets 21!

hellz yeah! :mad:

[Curly Bill]

My fake money situation is a lot better since I stay out of the casino. The last three times I played blackjack the house hit "blackjack" on the first hand each time. I called bull**** and haven't been back.


Just tried again, you know thinking that maybe I'd no longer be cheated at blackjack, so I goe's over there and put up my $1,000...so what happens but the house throws down a "blackjack" on the first MFn hand. I'm pretty sure I'm done with the casino unless I just feel like losing some vCash. :mad:

[r5TPsooner]

Just tried again, you know thinking that maybe I'd no longer be cheated at blackjack, so I goe's over there and put up my $1,000...so what happens but the house throws down a "blackjack" on the first MFn hand. I'm pretty sure I'm done with the casino unless I just feel like losing some vCash. :mad:


I had a few extra minutes today so I documented the 1st 20 hands of Blackjack.

dealer 17
r5 3

I swear that it was a bit more "even" when it was first installed on the bord.

[Curly Bill]

We must find out who's behind this. I'm betting it's the democratic party, either that or a bunch of illegal aliens.

[r5TPsooner]

We must find out who's behind this. I'm betting it's the democratic party, either that or a bunch of illegal aliens.


Ole Vet is behind it. With the price of corn increasing, he has decided to become a greedy mother******:D ;)

He needs to start making his shine out of sumthin cheaper.

[shaun4411]

where is the "i dont have enough posts to gamble" option?

[Curly Bill]

Ole Vet is behind it. With the price of corn increasing, he has decided to become a greedy mother******:D ;)

He needs to start making his shine out of sumthin cheaper.

Yeah, and I noticed at one point he was the richest person on the bord with over $2,000,000. You might be on to something here.

[r5TPsooner]

where is the "i dont have enough posts to gamble" option?


Sponshorship is a good thing. Great group of people plus you get to lose your azz off at the tables.:)

[Curly Bill]

where is the "i dont have enough posts to gamble" option?

Where is the pay your money and become a sponsor, then you can gamble option? :D

[olevetonahill]

Yeah, and I noticed at one point he was the richest person on the bord with over $2,000,000. You might be on to something here.

Im skimming the Profits :D

[texas bandman]

I need to revote, I was up in video poker when this poll was posted and now I'm "down, down, down, like a burnin' ring of fire". :D

[texas bandman]

I need to revote, I was up in video poker when this poll was posted and now I'm "down, down, down, like a burnin' ring of fire". :D

Cancel that, I hit a straight flush tonight +$100,000....woo hoo!!!!!! I'm going to bed a happy gambler and to think I only had to wager over $3,000,000 in v cash(no wonder I never hit a straight flush at the Indian casinos:D )

[tommieharris91]

OleVet = Indian Casino Owner

Everybody Else = Methheads who play at his casino at 5am

Either way, he's takin yor munny.

[olevetonahill]

Cancel that, I hit a straight flush tonight +$100,000....woo hoo!!!!!! I'm going to bed a happy gambler and to think I only had to wager over $3,000,000 in v cash(no wonder I never hit a straight flush at the Indian casinos:D )

Uh what Machine was that ?
I need to fix that **** :mad:

[Turd_Ferguson]

Cancel that, I hit a straight flush tonight +$100,000....woo hoo!!!!!! I'm going to bed a happy gambler and to think I only had to wager over $3,000,000 in v cash(no wonder I never hit a straight flush at the Indian casinos:D )

HELL YEAH!! I'm still down a **** load:mad:

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6987/straightflushiw6.png

[texas bandman]

I wish I'd of thought of getting a screenshot. My straight flush was diamond - king high. i'm afraid to go back to the casino. I'm up a little bit in video poker, but that can go away very fast.