Stanley-bait

[GottaHavePride]

She's 18 now.

http://www.childstarlets.com/lobby/bios/portraits/emma_watson12.jpg

[Sooner_Havok]

OK, who is that?

[Mixer!]

element properties says it's Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame.

[Sooner_Havok]

Ok, I figured out the Emma Watson part from the picture title, but I was to lazy to google her name. (A little afraid too)

Harry Pottter huh? Is that some kind of kiddy porn?

[Mixer!]

ask :dean:.

[Sooner_Havok]

ask :dean:.

DO YOU WANT ME TO GET BANED!?

:D :D :D

[Mixer!]

Maybe you'll just get carded. ;)

[Sooner_Havok]

Maybe you'll just get carded. ;)

If I go down, you're coming with me!


Hey Dean, Mixer tells me you are the guy to talk to about kiddy porn.

:D :D

[Mixer!]

:les: CONTEXT!!









:D

[Sooner_Havok]

:les: CONTEXT!!









:D


NEVER!:texan:

[GottaHavePride]

Harry Pottter huh? Is that some kind of kiddy porn?

If you ask the good folks at Saturday Night Live... yes.

[Sooner_Havok]

I never got into that Harry Potter crap. Same with the Lord of the rings stuff. Then again, I also never much liked Star Wars... I am a horrible nerd.

[GottaHavePride]

Yeah, I would say you're 0 for 3 on standard nerd indicators. ;)

[StoopTroup]

Just posting her pic on the internet causes 100's of nerds to moisten their pants.

[Sooner_Havok]

Yeah, I would say you're 0 for 3 on standard nerd indicators. ;)

I do like Star Trek, Comics, and the Science Channel :D

[Mixer!]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2005/10/03/290905_freddie_mercury_300x350.jpg

"Jaws was never my scene, and I don't like Star Wars."

[Sooner_Havok]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2005/10/03/290905_freddie_mercury_300x350.jpg

"Jaws was never my scene, and I don't like Star Wars."

Are you trying to say something there buddy?

:D :D

[Mixer!]

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place

Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place

We will we will rock you
Singin'
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place

We will we will rock you
Singin
We will we will rock you
Everybody
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Alright

hsbRpJmoS4g

[yermom]

um, now she's too old for Stanley ;)

[OU4LIFE]

but I bet he could pwn her on the court.

[C&CDean]

I never got into that Harry Potter crap. I am a horrible nerd.


Star Wars = nerd.
Dune = nerd.
LotR = nerd.

Harry Potter = righteous brother who be gottin' it goin' on.

never insult Harry Potter in my presence again

You have been 4-warned.

[OU4LIFE]

5-warned would have been righteouser.

[dolemitesooner]

I have a boner now

[dolemitesooner]

Star Wars = nerd.
Dune = nerd.
LotR = nerd.

Harry Potter = righteous brother who be gottin' it goin' on.

never insult Harry Potter in my presence again

You have been 4-warned.
Harry poter is no better than those others you fag

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

:les: HARRY POTER!!!

[dolemitesooner]

you wait tell i see this dean fag. :)

[C&CDean]

Did Dune have a Hermione? No. Did LotR have a Hermione? No, just some whacked out princess chick played by Stephen Tyler's spawn. Did Star Trek have a Hermione? No, just some skank ho played by Eddie Fisher's spawn.

Now I'm just waiting to see how they're gonna doll up Ginny Weasley to be Harry's squeeze in the next couple movies.

BTW, book 7 is going to be two flicks. Greatness...

[dolemitesooner]

Did Dune have a Hermione? No. Did LotR have a Hermione? No, just some whacked out princess chick played by Stephen Tyler's spawn. Did Star Trek have a Hermione? No, just some skank ho played by Eddie Fisher's spawn.

Now I'm just waiting to see how they're gonna doll up Ginny Weasley to be Harry's squeeze in the next couple movies.

BTW, book 7 is going to be two flicks. Greatness...
Your such a ****ing nerd.

and if you only read and watch this **** for Hermanie your a ****ing old nerde perv

[tommieharris91]

:les: HARRY POOTER!!!

Eww... :eek::eek::eek:

[OU4LIFE]

I prefer my Poter to be neatly manicured.

[TUSooner]

I realize the following comment is probaby inappropriately polite for this thread, but

she's a very nice looking girl.

[NormanPride]

I was worried for a while when I thought her chin was going to outgrow her head, but she's a very pretty girl, yes. I'm looking forward to seeing her in other roles than Hermione, as she seems to have a lot of acting talent.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Did Star Trek have a Hermione? No, just some skank ho played by Eddie Fisher's spawn.

Umm...Mr. :dean: sir, I believe you were thinking of Star Wars...all Star Trek had was Shatner boinking a different alien each week.

[achiro]

I was worried for a while when I thought her chin was going to outgrow her head, but she's a very pretty girl, yes. I'm looking forward to seeing her in other roles that require her to be nekkid.

We know what you really meant! ;)

[NormanPride]

:O

[Beef]

Did Dune have a Hermione? No. Did LotR have a Hermione? No, just some whacked out princess chick played by Stephen Tyler's spawn. Did Star Trek have a Hermione? No, just some skank ho played by Eddie Fisher's spawn.

Now I'm just waiting to see how they're gonna doll up Ginny Weasley to be Harry's squeeze in the next couple movies.

BTW, book 7 is going to be two flicks. Greatness...

These movies have books that go with them?

[King Crimson]

she ain't that hot.

if that Harry Potter "sweet sixteen" thing gets you off, rock on.

heck, most of the people on this board think that pigfaced cheerleader on Heroes is "smoking hot".:rolleyes: :D

[Fugue]

I realize the following comment is probaby inappropriately polite for this thread, but

she's a very nice looking girl.

Nope, you're ok. It's still creepy. :texan:

[yermom]

she ain't that hot.

if that Harry Potter "sweet sixteen" thing gets you off, rock on.

heck, most of the people on this board think that pigfaced cheerleader on Heroes is "smoking hot".:rolleyes: :D

i still think "little sister" when i see her for some reason. Ali Larter on the other hand...

[achiro]

she ain't that hot.

if that Harry Potter "sweet sixteen" thing gets you off, rock on.

heck, most of the people on this board think that pigfaced cheerleader on Heroes is "smoking hot".:rolleyes: :D

I always wonder when I see posts like this what the posters dates/girlfriends/spouses must look like. I am sure I would be in for mucho disappointment since I am convinced they must be with the hottest chicks in the universe.

[King Crimson]

I always wonder when I see posts like this what the posters dates/girlfriends/spouses must look like. I am sure I would be in for mucho disappointment since I am convinced they must be with the hottest chicks in the universe.

really ain't the point. as a matter of fact, i do teach college and i see some pretty hot ones in the age group. so, i don't post about them. but, a real person is always a lot hotter to me than a picture.

when you say this current liberal media Hollywood specimen "is hot" or Jessica Alba or whoever are YOU talking about her comparison to people you currently date/know/are married too?

no. you are hoffing them up in the overall media spectacle.

[TUSooner]

she ain't that hot.

if that Harry Potter "sweet sixteen" thing gets you off, rock on.

heck, most of the people on this board think that pigfaced cheerleader on Heroes is "smoking hot".:rolleyes: :D

Y'know, I deliberately declined to use the word "hot" (or its evil homonym "HAWT".) I'm past the age of "getting off" about young chicks, unless I could also fantasize about me being young, which ain't ****ing happenin. :rolleyes:
I just said she's very nice looking, and if I really wanted to be really old about it, I would have said she's "pretty," because, dang it, she really is.

[C&CDean]

She's pretty, articulate, successful, grounded - you know, pretty much the anti-Paris Hilton or Britney?

Besides, that bitch can turn back time with her timeturner, open locked doors with a flick of her wand and a simple "alohamora," mixes up a mean polyjuice potion where you could turn her into any "hot" babe King Crimson wanted, and is obviously very driven and makes tons of money.

What's not to like?

[achiro]

She's pretty, articulate, successful, grounded - you know, pretty much the anti-Paris Hilton or Britney?
Thats my point and yet there are some that find faults and hammer her for them instead of just going with it.;)

[BigRedJed]

She's pretty, articulate, successful, grounded - you know, pretty much the anti-Paris Hilton or Britney?

Besides, that bitch can turn back time with her timeturner, open locked doors with a flick of her wand and a simple "alohamora," mixes up a mean polyjuice potion where you could turn her into any "hot" babe King Crimson wanted, and is obviously very driven and makes tons of money.

What's not to like?
Wow.

[C&CDean]

Just wow?

[King Crimson]

She's pretty, articulate, successful, grounded - you know, pretty much the anti-Paris Hilton or Britney?

Besides, that bitch can turn back time with her timeturner, open locked doors with a flick of her wand and a simple "alohamora," mixes up a mean polyjuice potion where you could turn her into any "hot" babe King Crimson wanted, and is obviously very driven and makes tons of money.

What's not to like?

serious nerd **** right there. turn in your "I listened to Deep Purple "Machinehead" card right now.

[BigRedJed]

The dorkiness of that post rendered me speechless for a moment, which is a HUGE accomplishment. Be proud, Dean.

[C&CDean]

serious nerd **** right there. turn in your "I listened to Deep Purple "Machinehead" card right now.

I didn't just listen to Machinehead, I saw them in concert in 1972 or so. Still one of my most favorite concert memories. Deep Purple, Rory Gallagher, and Fleetwood Mac.

Besides, nerds are the guys who aspire to learn all kinds of useless **** about computers and electronics, or work at a liberal university trying to alter the minds of worthless children spending their daddy's hardearned bucks.

Look it up.

Me? I just read a lot of ****, and some of it I find very entertaining; the Harry Potter deal being one of the most entertaining I've read/watched in many years. If you haven't checked it out, you should. Fine entertainment.

[C&CDean]

and ride around on Vethpas going "ciao...."

[King Crimson]

did they do "space truckin" in 72?

[colleyvillesooner]

and ride around on Vethpas going "ciao...."

HEH

[C&CDean]

did they do "space truckin" in 72?

Yeah, they did. If my memory serves me correctly, they pretty much did the whole Machine Head album, plus some of the stuff like Hush, etc. Also, it could have been as late as 73, cause I went in the Army in 74. It was before that.

[King Crimson]

Dean,

lotta 1972 stuff on youtube, sound ain't that great:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUn6Ool0P9w&feature=related

i edited this link, this one rocks and is part 6 of 9 on youtube from a live show.

pretty cool ****. sound is better, too.

[C&CDean]

Dean,

lotta 1972 stuff on youtube, sound ain't that great:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSinBCpsrY0

Can't youtube at work. I'll check it out next week when I'm in Baltimore. Also, the sound wasn't that great in 72 overall. Louder than ****, but not quality sound compared to what they can do today. One exception to that was Pink Floyd and David Bowie. I saw them somewhere (not both at the same show) around that same period, and both had excellent sound systems. Of course a lot of the Floyd concert (Dark Side) is forever nixed from my memory banks. That was one of those crazy window pane nights...

[King Crimson]

that link i posted as an edit above has a cool intro. better than the first.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUn6Ool0P9w&feature=related

[Sooner_Havok]

Hey Dean, Mixer wanted me to ax you something. :D

[SoonerStormchaser]

I always wonder when I see posts like this what the posters dates/girlfriends/spouses must look like. I am sure I would be in for mucho disappointment since I am convinced they must be with the hottest chicks in the universe.


VVVV There's mine VVVV

[12]

You know, another child star I thought would end up a beautiful woman was Anna Chlumsky.

Turns out, I was right.

[OU4LIFE]

she ain't that hot.

if that Harry Potter "sweet sixteen" thing gets you off, rock on.

heck, most of the people on this board think that pigfaced cheerleader on Heroes is "smoking hot".:rolleyes: :D

in.

a.

heartbeat.

[sooneron]

Panettiere knows how to work it. She knew how to, when she was about 15. We shot a commercial at her house and she was all flirty whilst asking for a turn at the craft service table. She will meet trouble, she's nice, but mark my words, she will meet trouble.

[C&CDean]

Who the **** is "Panettiere" and what the **** is she doing in my Hermione thread?

[OU4LIFE]

she's an indestructable cheerleader

and she's sexing it up.

[yermom]

Panettiere knows how to work it. She knew how to, when she was about 15. We shot a commercial at her house and she was all flirty whilst asking for a turn at the craft service table. She will meet trouble, she's nice, but mark my words, she will meet trouble.

the next Katie Holmes, huh?

[King Crimson]

Hayden has chubb-o-saurus rex, loser reality TV show written all over her in 5 years.

[OklahomaRed]

The one that get's my 14 year old son all worked up is Mylee (sp) Cyrus. Her daddy might have wore a mullet, but he knew what he was doing when he talked someone into starting Hanna Montana and had them give him a supporting roll.

[C&CDean]

The one that get's my 14 year old son all worked up is Mylee (sp) Cyrus. Her daddy might have wore a mullet, but he knew what he was doing when he talked someone into starting Hanna Montana and had them give him a supporting roll.

It wasn't until about a month or two ago that I found out Hannah Montana and Mylee Cyrus were actual people. I always thought they were like Barbie Dolls or something made up by Disney or Mattell. I was in Baltimore and I saw this thing about a concert with those two. I'm thinking something like Sesame St. on Ice or something - you know, cartoon characters? A couple people with young girls told me they were actually people who actually sang. I just thought "oh goody."

[BigRedJed]

This thread is mildly creepy.

[yermom]

It wasn't until about a month or two ago that I found out Hannah Montana and Mylee Cyrus were actual people. I always thought they were like Barbie Dolls or something made up by Disney or Mattell. I was in Baltimore and I saw this thing about a concert with those two. I'm thinking something like Sesame St. on Ice or something - you know, cartoon characters? A couple people with young girls told me they were actually people who actually sang. I just thought "oh goody."

and apparently it's harder to get tickets to than OU/Texass

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Hannah Montana is not real. She's one of two characters Cyrus plays on the show.

She's real to my niece, though. Say otherwise and she'll kick you in the junk.

[yermom]

this all makes sense now.

i knew she looked a little off

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Wait, what I said isn't technically correct.

She plays one character, Miley Stewart, on the show who is secretly super-awesome pop star Hannah Montana at night.

But still, if you say Hannah Montana ain't real my niece will kick you in the junk.

[olevetonahill]

Im like Dean I thot Hanah montana was a cartoon or something .
A friend Of Mines 10 yr old D, informed me I was stupid .

[NormanPride]

So wait, Miley Cyrus plays Hannah Montana who is actually Miley Stewart in disguise? Where does Hermione fit in? And what about the chubby cheerleader from Heroes? I'm confused.

[texas bandman]

Back to Hermione, She has matured into a nice looking young lady. Too bad I'm an old fart and poor....a definite turn off to nice looking 18 yr. olds! :D

[King Crimson]

Miley has been on the front page of the yahoo site for the last week or more for one thing or another....all arranged in a tidy easy to understand narrative about her stardom. she's clearly getting the media push.

[OU4LIFE]

this all makes sense now.

i knew she looked a little off

BSG...you gonna let him talk about your niece like that???

[OU4LIFE]

Where does Hermione fit in? And what about the chubby cheerleader from Heroes?

welcome to why young girls everywhere feel 'fat'.

[yermom]

oh, come on, "Claire"?

that's a fat girls name. just wait until she squeezes out a few puppies

[NormanPride]

I don't actually know anything about Heroes. I just know she was referenced as a chubby girl. All I've seen from her she looks fine, but is flatter than Poland.

I actually just looked up a picture of her. You guys think she's fat? Maybe it's the sweater she was wearing?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

BSG...you gonna let him talk about your niece like that???

http://www.bitetv.ca/blog/archives/Little%20Girl%20Gives%20Finger.jpg

[frankensooner]

Such vulgarity! ;)

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

She's mean.

[OU4LIFE]

and yermom is stalking her.

[Mixer!]

I now give this thread a 5-Stanley rating.

[SoonerStormchaser]

I miss Stanley...can we reincarnate him, Thunder, Nick, and GDC just to permaban them again? I wanna witness it this time.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Somebody found "The Chamber of Secrets"

These are a few days old and I tried to avoid them, but after a barrage of e-mails, I realized you guys are cuckoo for some Emma "Hi, I just turned 18 this weekend when these pics were taken" Watson vagina action. For those of you who don't know who Emma is, she plays Hermoine in the family-friendly Harry Potter films. For you male Potter fans out there, I'm sure this is your first look at a vagina. If you're frightened, don't feel bad about running back to your broomsticks. There's just something about those long hard objects that just feels right to you, isn't there? It's okay, nobody's judging you. Which is more than I can say to anybody that actually clicks to the uncensored pics.:D


POOF! (http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/emma_watson_upskirt_pics.php)

[Mixer!]

...an 8-Stanley rating.

[yermom]

Somebody found "The Chamber of Secrets"

These are a few days old and I tried to avoid them, but after a barrage of e-mails, I realized you guys are cuckoo for some Emma "Hi, I just turned 18 this weekend when these pics were taken" Watson vagina action. For those of you who don't know who Emma is, she plays Hermoine in the family-friendly Harry Potter films. For you male Potter fans out there, I'm sure this is your first look at a vagina. If you're frightened, don't feel bad about running back to your broomsticks. There's just something about those long hard objects that just feels right to you, isn't there? It's okay, nobody's judging you. Which is more than I can say to anybody that actually clicks to the uncensored pics.:D


POOF! (http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/emma_watson_upskirt_pics.php)

that didn't take long :eek:

[BigRedJed]

Furry!

[GottaHavePride]

OK, now this thread is creeping ME out. And I started it.

[BigRedJed]

Hey, dude, she's 18! It's OK to look now!

[GottaHavePride]

You know what that means? When I graduated high school she was in third grade.

[texas bandman]

Hey, dude, she's 18! It's OK to look now!

Yeah, but kind of creepy if your 30 years her senior. She's the same age as the high school seniors I'm teaching now. Ick!

[yermom]

look, when i'm 80, and she's 64 no one is going to care ;)

[yermom]

wow, Jed's old

[BigRedJed]

Uhh... ..it's not like I'm 30 years her senior. I'm only 22 years older. Big difference.

[yermom]

whatever, dad

[KC//CRIMSON]

OK, now this thread is creeping ME out. And I started it.

It's okay, my first encounter with a vag kinda freaked me out too.

[soonerboomer93]

Oh, Snap!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

That's the closest thing Dean has to a real, non-magical daughter.

He's going to kick every one of your ever-lovin' asses.

[BigRedJed]

His daughter needs to put on some different britches when she goes out.

[BigRedJed]

And possibly, purchase a trimmer.

[BigRedJed]

Heh. "Trim."

[BigRedJed]

Also, if he would be a good dad and drive her around in his pickup, the paparazzi wouldn't get photos of her magic place, exposed by having to climb out of a low-slung, fancy foreign car.

[Fugue]

Those Dean asskickin's may start with Jed. :texan:

[BigRedJed]

Mmm-hmm. Whatever. He's too busy riding around the house on his vibrating Nimbus 3000 toy.

[NormanPride]

:( I feel bad for her. You know she was trying to keep stuff like this from getting out.

[BigRedJed]

With those britches, she wasn't trying that hard to keep "stuff" from getting out.

[Melo]

Also, if he would be a good dad and drive her around in his pickup, the paparazzi wouldn't get photos of her magic place, exposed by having to climb out of a low-slung, fancy foreign car.

The forbidden forest
:D

[Melo]

Oh, and just because she is wearing some 'sexy' britches doesnt mean she is trying to show off her stuff. SOME girls wear that stuff because it makes them feel more feminine, or gives some extra confidence. However, I think someone needs to teach her how to gracefully exit a car by the crossing of legs and well placed hand bag. Or she should wear a longer dress.

[yermom]

The forbidden forest
:D

go on...

[M]

I always wonder when I see posts like this what the posters dates/girlfriends/spouses must look like. I am sure I would be in for mucho disappointment since I am convinced they must be with the hottest chicks in the universe.

Same goes for the posters. This place must be full of Brad Pitt lookalikes. :rolleyes:

[Mixer!]

COME AFTER JED!
HE'S A MAN, HE'S 40!! [hairGel]

[OU4LIFE]

this calls for a NOM NOM NOM


just sayin

[tommieharris91]

Same goes for the posters. This place must be full of Brad Pitt lookalikes. :rolleyes:

I'll put it this way. I'm into women who are between the ages of 20-25 (I'm 23). I'd probably shy away from her, but she is definitely a pretty girl.

[OU4LIFE]

http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/leslie-neilsen1.jpg
Nice Beaver.

[Mjcpr]

http://www.hbosouthasia.com/images/posters/378x195/the_naked_gun_from_the_files_of_police_squad.jpg
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

[C&CDean]

And possibly, purchase a trimmer.

Huh? She's got some jail bar laced panty things on. What would she need a trimmer for?

You haven't seen much of that stuff here lately, have you?

[BigRedJed]

You mean jail bar laced panty things? Not since the last time I saw you, Big Poppa.