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stoopified
4/13/2008, 10:36 AM
I was changing my 1 yearold son Jason when brother Ryan came in.He points at Jason and says THAT JASON' DING-A-LING?I said YES SON,YOU HAVE A DING-A-LING,AND SO DOES DADDY AND JASON.Ryan then asks DOES MOMMY HAVE A DING-A-LING?I paused( trying to stifle laughter), and replied NO SON,SHE DOESN'T.He goes running in and asks his mom if this is true and she said YES.Ryan then asks CAN I CHECK?

By this time I'm laughing so hard I have tears rolling down my cheeks.I said THAT'S OK SON,I ALREADY CHECKED.Every time I think abput it I start laughing again.
Newbomb Turk
4/13/2008, 11:08 AM
kids say some funny stuff. I've told the story about my son a couple times, but I'll give it one more time.

He's young at the time, I don't know, 4 years old or so. He's in the bathtub and I'm in the bathroom with him.
He starts messing around with his nads and asks "what are these dad?".
I reply, "they are called testicles".
He says "they feel like balls".

I had to bite my tongue to stop from laughing.
olevetonahill
4/13/2008, 11:12 AM
Only Time Mama Gets a dingaling is when Daddy Gives it to her !
( Or her BF ):eek:
85Sooner
4/13/2008, 11:24 AM
Mine says he has marbles.
crawfish
4/14/2008, 10:00 AM
My youngest and I were at the urinal one day when he leaned over, took a gander and said "Daddy, you've got a big one!"

The bathroom erupted in laughter. :o
C&CDean
4/14/2008, 10:02 AM
On the farm, kids know about that stuff long before city kids do.
colleyvillesooner
4/14/2008, 10:27 AM
Incest is a growing problem in the our rural communities. :eek:

;)
C&CDean
4/14/2008, 01:06 PM
Incest is a growing problem in the our rural communities. :eek:

;)

Beastiality, incest, queerdom, it's all good....
Collier11
4/15/2008, 02:05 AM
My youngest and I were at the urinal one day when he leaned over, took a gander and said "Daddy, you've got a big one!"

The bathroom erupted in laughter. :o

Its a good thing he is too young to understand a lie! :D
sooneron
4/15/2008, 01:49 PM
My youngest and I were at the urinal one day when he leaned over, took a gander and said "Daddy, you've got a big one!"

The bathroom erupted in laughter. :o

So your urinal cake was larger?
Mixer!
4/15/2008, 01:54 PM
I think the boy was talking about his claws. :pop: