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Rhino
4/10/2008, 10:04 AM
If they had steak knives, handcuffs and duct tape?

:eddie:


Cops: 3rd-graders aimed to hurt teacher (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080401/ap_on_re_us/children_s_plot;_ylt=Ak0E14Q8Cf4pnF4y.0M2ZdRvzwcF)
By RUSS BYNUM, Associated Press Writer Tue Apr 1, 7:07 PM ET

WAYCROSS, Ga. - A group of third-graders plotted to attack their teacher, bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigning children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward, police said Tuesday.

The plot by as many as nine boys and girls at Center Elementary School in south Georgia was a serious threat, Waycross Police Chief Tony Tanner said.

"We did not hear anybody say they intended to kill her, but could they have accidentally killed her? Absolutely," Tanner said. "We feel like if they weren't interrupted, there would have been an attempt. Would they have been successful? We don't know."

The children, ages 8 and 9, were apparently mad at the teacher because she had scolded one of them for standing on a chair, Tanner said. A prosecutor said they are too young to be charged with a crime under Georgia law.

School officials alerted police Friday after a pupil tipped off a teacher that a girl had brought a weapon to school, Tanner said.

Police seized a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, electrical and transparent tape, ribbons and a crystal paperweight from the students, who apparently intended to use them against the teacher, Tanner said.

Nine children have been given discipline up to and including long-term suspension, said Theresa Martin, spokeswoman for the Ware County school system. She would not be more specific but said none of the children had been back to school since the case came to light.

The purported target is a veteran educator who teaches third-grade students with learning disabilities including attention deficit disorder, delayed development and hyperactivity, friends and parents said.

The scheme involved a division of roles, Tanner said. One child's job was to cover windows so no one could see outside, he said. Another was supposed to clean up after the attack.

"We're not sure at this point in the investigation how many of the students actually knew the intent was to hurt the teacher," Tanner said.

The parents of the students have cooperated with investigators, who aren't allowed to question the children without their parents' or guardians' consent, he said. Authorities have withheld the children's names.

Police expected to forward the results of their investigation to prosecutors, Tanner said.

Children in Georgia can't be charged with a crime unless they are at least 13, District Attorney Rick Currie said.

Martin told The Florida Times-Union of Jacksonville, Fla., that administrators would follow school system policy and state law in disciplining the students.

"From what I understand, they were considered pretty good kids," Martin said. "But we have to take this seriously, whether they were serious or not about carrying this through, and that's what we did."

Four mothers of other third-grade students at Center Elementary called for the immediate expulsion of the suspected plotters.

Stacy Carter and Deana Hiott both cited school system policy stating that any student who brings "anything reasonably considered to be a weapon" is to be expelled for at least the remainder of the school year.

"We don't want our children around them," Carter told the Times-Union. "The one with the knife could have stabbed my child or someone else's child at lunch or out on the playground."

"This is an isolated incident, an aberration. ... We have good kids," Center Principal Angie Coleman told the newspaper.

MR2-Sooner86
4/10/2008, 10:15 AM
I got whooped. You should have seen the rage in their little eyes. And those tiny little fists of fury.

Classic.

TMcGee86
4/10/2008, 10:19 AM
I am fairly certain I could take the entire class.

I mean, one really good punch and/or kick on the one with the knife, and you probably kill the little turd.

Once the rest see that, I have a hard time believing the rest will put up much of a fight.


But even if they did, how strong could they be? If they all had knives, maybe you get hurt, and maybe even hurt bad, but I still think you could take them.

dolemitesooner
4/10/2008, 10:31 AM
I am fairly certain I could take the entire class.

I mean, one really good punch and/or kick on the one with the knife, and you probably kill the little turd.

Once the rest see that, I have a hard time believing the rest will put up much of a fight.


But even if they did, how strong could they be? If they all had knives, maybe you get hurt, and maybe even hurt bad, but I still think you could take them.

ohh man these threads are always ****ing funny

Vaevictis
4/10/2008, 10:41 AM
I am fairly certain I could take the entire class.

I mean, one really good punch and/or kick on the one with the knife, and you probably kill the little turd.

Once the rest see that, I have a hard time believing the rest will put up much of a fight.


But even if they did, how strong could they be? If they all had knives, maybe you get hurt, and maybe even hurt bad, but I still think you could take them.

This assumes you see the little bastard with the knife coming.

TMcGee86
4/10/2008, 10:46 AM
This assumes you see the little bastard with the knife coming.


True, and a good point.

But I'm pretty tall, so I think the kid would not be able to stab me in the heart, so I still think I would put up a pretty good fight, depending, of course, on the amount of blood I lose.

LilSooner
4/10/2008, 10:49 AM
I think I could blend in as one of them. Then take them by surprise sneak attack.

soonermix
4/10/2008, 10:50 AM
i go with the kids, as long as the entire class bum rushes you at once. you might get a few with an initial flailing of limbs but after that you are at their mercy from them to reach grabbing range.

TMcGee86
4/10/2008, 10:58 AM
You put a staple in the eye of the first one on you, and watch the rest lose their motivation.

SoonerInKCMO
4/10/2008, 11:00 AM
But I'm pretty tall, so I think the kid would not be able to stab me in the heart,

He could probably stab you in the nuts though. :stunned:

TMcGee86
4/10/2008, 11:28 AM
hmm. That's a good point.




(note to self, start wearing metal cup at all times.)

soonerinabilene
4/10/2008, 11:33 AM
He could probably stab you in the nuts though. :stunned:

and get really close to the femoral artery. Once that goes, bye bye. I think if you put both fists out and spin around really fast as they rush you, you could take out most of them. But if one comes in with a nut shot from underneath, or if they all attack your legs and get down on the floor, you're in deep poopie.

Okla-homey
4/10/2008, 02:39 PM
that's gubmint schools for ya. ;) In private school, the kid may have to memorize a little scripture, or maybe even pray, but to date, no killin's (by students), no murderous assaults on teachers, and no teachers doing the hibbidy-dibbidy with students ever reported.

olevetonahill
4/10/2008, 04:17 PM
I think I could blend in as one of them. Then take them by a surprise sneak Kick in the shin, as I look up at em.

Fixed !;)

Frozen Sooner
4/10/2008, 04:56 PM
that's gubmint schools for ya. ;) In private school, the kid may have to memorize a little scripture, or maybe even pray, but to date, no killin's (by students), no murderous assaults on teachers, and no teachers doing the hibbidy-dibbidy with students ever reported.

Of course, you may have to dodge a priest or three..

olevetonahill
4/10/2008, 05:12 PM
Did I read this right?
there was Only 9 ????
Peeps If it was Me against 9 adults I Garendayumtee 3 Are going down Hurt Bad . I Prolly going down hurt Bad also . But at least 3 are Not gonna Be glad they tried to Take me , the other 6 are gonna agree with em
9 kids , Id pull Punches etc. till I had to smack em hard to make em STFU !
just sayin

dw17
4/11/2008, 05:16 AM
3rd graders are a bit more challenging than 5 year olds but at least they had not had combat training. You punch one of them right square in the face and let the others see the bloody pulp and they'd back off faster than you could blink an eye.

ADs_Agent
4/11/2008, 05:27 AM
I could take them all, I would pick up the smallest and use him/her as a weapon throwing and whipping the kid around at the other kids. Would be childsplay