The Who would win in a fight.

[BigRedJed]

Street Fighting Man my ***. I GUARANTEE if a brawl would have erupted backstage at a Rolling Stones/Who twin bill back in the day, Daltrey, Moon, Townshend and Entwistle would have given those Little Richard loving nancyboys the whatfor. Jagger would have most assuredly been screaming "gimme shelter." Pansy.

And the Beatles? Puh-lease. The Who would have kicked the everloving crap out of those guys. Same for the Dave Clark Five and any of those other Britpop fairies.

The Who didn't **** around, ppl.

[C&CDean]

Peter, Paul, and Mary could take em'.

[dw17]

Mamas and The Papas could get Cass to eat them.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Mamas and The Papas could get Cass to eat them.I think that was a quad and hammy string sammich she choked on

[Ike]

Charlie Watts would have whooped em all....

[frankensooner]

WTH, nothing would have happened. Someone would have lit up a fattie and they would have sent Entwistle out for fish and chips. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Pfft. Unless Daltrey figured out to destroy Richards' head, Zombie Keith would eat all of their brains.

[C&CDean]

Three words.

Simon. Garfunkel. Bitches.

[frankensooner]

Would Simon headbutt everyone in the groin as they laugh at Garfunkel's hair?

[C&CDean]

Would Simon headbutt everyone in the groin as they laugh at Garfunkel's hair?

Koo koo ka mother****in' choo Mrs. Robinson.

[sooneron]

I'd put money on Jerry and The Pacemakers.

[sooneron]

The Band was pretty surly looking.

http://theband.hiof.no/band_pictures/the_band_huge.jpg

I mean who would want to meet up with them in a dark alley?

[King Crimson]

I'd put money on Jerry and The Pacemakers.

Ferry Cross the Mersey is about dumping bodies, I'm pretty sure. rough crew. though, i think it's Gerry with a "G". no pun intended.

[yermom]

i'd take Henry Rollins and Glenn Danzig vs. the field

[Partial Qualifier]

dude, David Lee Roth could roundhouse kick like a muhfugga back in the day. Don't overlook.

[SoonerStormchaser]

me vs. a brick

discuss

[Ike]

I'm tellin ya...Charlie Watts would wipe the floor with the entire field. Dude is the sneakiest ninja around. Even when he's on national TV, nobody can see him.

[soonermix]

new kids on the block ftw

[BigRedJed]

Fellas, fellas. We're talking 'bout one generation.

This thread was an honest attempt to get to the bottom of who would win in a no-holds-barred, winner-take-all rumble among British Invasion bands. I'll allow Gerry and the Pacemakers, but take your NKOTB, Henry Rollins and Glen Danzig weak tot action on up outa here.

Also acceptable: The Hollies, The Searchers, Yardbirds, Zombies, Herman's Hermits, The Kinks, The Troggs and The Animals. If you can think of any others along these lines, by all means throw them into the mix.

But ima tell you right now: if he was drunk enough Keith Moon by himself could have kicked all of the above mentioned bands asses with one hand tied behind his back.

[Redshirt]

John Bonham rolls them all with a wicked no sticks drum solo.

[BigRedJed]

So... ...who's the toughest?

[swardboy]

The Crazy World of Arthur Brown "God of Hellfire".....dude had fire coming out of his head.

[GottaHavePride]

Wait... old school or current?

If current... Arctic Monkeys.

[BigRedJed]

Wait until I get the poll up d-bag.

[GottaHavePride]

Meh. The REAL battle would be The Sex Pistols vs. The Clash

[GottaHavePride]

THE CLASH, I SAY!

[royalfan5]

I'll take the Kinks as long as Ray and Dave don't fight each other.

[frankensooner]

Peter Noone will kick the crap out of all comers.

[mynameisjoe]

Voted for The Who.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAH

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Pete Townshend may be a pedophile, but Keith Moon's craziness trumps Pete's NAMBLA card.

Plus they displayed their asskickery on stage.

The Who. Count it.

[tbl]

It was a touch choice between the Kinks and the Who, but Moon the loon was the trump card.

[olevetonahill]

I say Pet , Cause Ya know them Boots were Made fer walkin !

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Freddy and the Dreamers would win hands down, but you didn't even put them on the list.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I don't understand why The Springfields aren't there, either.

[BigRedJed]

Dangit. I meant to include Freddy and the Dreamers and Dusty Springfield, and plain *** forgot. I also meant to leave a write in option, and a "yermom has a tiny iPod" option. I should leave this stuff up to frank.

[r5TPsooner]

Motorhead! Can't believe you left them out.

[BigRedJed]

Oh sweet. I merged my two threads and totally ruined my poll. Great work, d-bag.

[BigRedJed]

I still say The Who would win.

[Mixer!]

http://www.lolz.se/fun/fail-1.jpg

[Soonerus]

yes

[King Crimson]

The Crazy World of Arthur Brown "God of Hellfire".....dude had fire coming out of his head.

this is a really good answer, who wants to t'row with the God of All Hell Fire?

but i'll take the Troggs, working within the confines of the "British Invasion" proper. nothing to lose, covered by jimi hendrix and a sackfull of songs that are basically jailbait, raunchy innuendo.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Jeebus.

You bunch a homo wallabyes.

There was, once upon a time, this scrappy lil' collection of miscreant "youts" from 'dis Southern Hemisphere prison colony that, on their part, did a lil' hoosegow time; that to this day, would be more than happy to eat all of these bands' livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti... fuhfuhfuhfuhfuhfuhfuhfuh...

And if that doesn't work a lil' TNT would do.....

[olevetonahill]

Street Fighting Man my ***. I GUARANTEE if a brawl would have erupted backstage at a Rolling Stones/Who twin bill back in the day, Daltrey, Moon, Townshend and Entwistle would have given those Little Richard loving nancyboys the whatfor. Jagger would have most assuredly been screaming "gimme shelter." Pansy.

And the Beatles? Puh-lease. The Who would have kicked the everloving crap out of those guys. Same for the Dave Clark Five and any of those other Britpop fairies.

The Who didn't **** around, ppl.

As they rode away on their MOPEDS !
Singin Baad to The BOne !
Have you Taken your meds yet ?

[SoonerTerry]

Pole closed 24 hrs later?!?!?!

I want my damn vcash!!!