How do we deal with militant islam?

[shaun4411]

i was brainstorming a few ideas at work today while i was supposed to being doing, you know, actual work.

here is what i have come up with (so far):

1) formally declare war on militant islam, something we have not done

2) go to the UN and use all the required protocol and literally DECLARE WAR on militant islam, stating our case methodically, citing the scores of attacks on amercan interests and american lives. Go back all the way to 1970, to the American University in Beruit, where the University president and a professor were kidnapped and murdered.

3) Have our president (Mccain) lay out our defense as to why we have chosen this unorthadoxed application of a declaration of war on a political ideolgy. put the world on notice that we're not playing by traditional rules of engagement because it has failed us and our sense of fairness only encourages the enemy to fight ever more ruthlessly and violently

4) explain to the world in very serious and somber tone that we are going to destroy militant islam by whatever means neccassary, that we wont be giving warnings, we wont be giving jurisprudence to the unlawful combatants that do manage to survive our attacks, that our new policy is to respond in kind to whatever the enemy does, if they behead a POW, we behead 10 pows.

explain to the world that we plan on beating the enemy by breaking its will to fight on and then do exactly that.

5) start with an example of the gitmo pows. take away all of their comforts. no more healthcare, air conditioning, blankets, koran,freedoms to worship, exercise, talk or communicate with one another, no mail, no outside communication whatsoever,

6) start a new agency within the federal government that defines the enemy through hi tech propoganda. tell the world every single good thing that we've ever done and continue to do . tell the world with video, photos, websites, newspaper accounts,books written by muslims, every conceivable medium, how evil, murderous and insane the butchering dogs we fight really are.

7) commision some hollywood producers to make full screen production films about the beheading of our countrymen, ect....in short, propaganda films cheering americans and stigmatizing the enemy.

8) offer a $5 billion award for any company that can invent anything that can reduce our dependancy on foreingn oil.

9) tap every american oil reserve we have and tell the arabs they better hope we dont run out.

[StoopTroup]

I'm really looking forward to Football Season to start.

[Frozen Sooner]

Crack is dangerous, people.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

i was brainstorming a few ideas at work today while i was supposed to being doing, you know, actual work.

here is what i have come up with (so far):

1) formally declare war on militant islam, something we have not done

2) go to the UN and use all the required protocol and literally DECLARE WAR on militant islam, stating our case methodically, citing the scores of attacks on amercan interests and american lives. Go back all the way to 1970, to the American University in Beruit, where the University president and a professor were kidnapped and murdered.

ETC, ETC, ETC.


Idon't know what you are expecting from the POTUS and the congress, but I RILLY RILLY doubt they are going to even think about doing anything you offered up[.

[shaun4411]

i know they wont do that. i know its a very slanted diatribe i went on. but the enemy says stuff like this about it in public all the time. outwardly and proudly.

[Vaevictis]

1) formally declare war on militant islam, something we have not done

Yes, because a Christian nation declaring war on Islam won't mobilize moderate Muslims against us.

(And even if it ain't REALLY that way, that's how it will play out.)


5) start with an example of the gitmo pows. take away all of their comforts. no more healthcare, air conditioning, blankets, koran,freedoms to worship, exercise, talk or communicate with one another, no mail, no outside communication whatsoever,

Alright Joseph. Let's make an American gulag. That sounds real productive.


6) start a new agency within the federal government that defines the enemy through hi tech propoganda. tell the world every single good thing that we've ever done and continue to do . tell the world with video, photos, websites, newspaper accounts,books written by muslims, every conceivable medium, how evil, murderous and insane the butchering dogs we fight really are.

Yeah, the Soviets did that too, I think.

Heh, gulags and propoganda pieces, maybe we should just complete the caricature by having our president wear a military uniform, about a bajillion medals he never earned and run around calling everyone comrade?

[Frozen Sooner]

Heh, gulags and propoganda pieces, maybe we should just complete the caricature by having our president wear a military uniform, about a bajillion medals he never earned and run around calling everyone comrade?http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/bush_mission_accomplished.jpg

[Vaevictis]

Well, strictly speaking, Bush was a pilot. I'm not quite sure what the protocol is, but given that he did earn his wings once, I'm willing to cut a *little* slack on that one.

If he shows up one day in a uniform off-balance from the 35 pounds worth of medals he's wearing on one side, then I'll know we're in trouble.

[MR2-Sooner86]

How do we deal with militant islam?

Nuke the Middle East.

[JohnnyMack]

This should end well.

[JohnnyMack]

I'm really looking forward to Football Season to start.

Me too.

I feel like a thread-jacking.

When are we going to go to Caz's for chicken fried steak?

[TUSooner]

Did I miss the part where "Militant Islam" was even defined in any useful way?
Sounds more loony than a "War on Drugs" or a "War on Poverty."
Why not declare war on silly posts instead?

I guess the "brainstorm" was just a little afternoon rain shower after all.

But of more importance: I have a nice chicken salad sandwich today. A bag of Zapp'a dill pickle chips would be great with it. later.

[C&CDean]

****. Now I'm hungry for curry lamb.

[JohnnyMack]

I'm going to Elmer's for a Badwich today.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2355/1738638795_46c606a26e.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Good Lord.

[JohnnyMack]

Note the rib to the right of the sammich. Gotta pull the rib meat off and put that on top of the hot link. Then comes the sauce.

[MojoRisen]

This is the absolute modern way to deal with these Militant MUSLIMS -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4174519.stm

[Frozen Sooner]

Well, strictly speaking, Bush was a pilot. I'm not quite sure what the protocol is, but given that he did earn his wings once, I'm willing to cut a *little* slack on that one.

If he shows up one day in a uniform off-balance from the 35 pounds worth of medals he's wearing on one side, then I'll know we're in trouble.

Yeah, that was more in the nature of a joke.

And you're not the only one who thought the initial rant was reminiscent of Soviet-style rants against Capitalism. I was thinking more Kruschev than Stalin, though.

[soonerinabilene]

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

[TUSooner]

This is the absolute modern way to deal with these Militant MUSLIMS -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4174519.stm

I must have missed the news about The Onion buying out the BBC.
:D

[sooneron]

I had a wrap with Two types of turkey, muenster, and spicy brown mustard (Gulden's of course). Side of terra sweet potato chips. Tasty!@

[soonerinabilene]

I had a wrap with Two types of turkey, muenster, and spicy brown mustard (Gulden's of course). Side of terra sweet potato chips. Tasty!@

ghey!! What the hell happened to fried bologna and ruffles?








:D

[NormanPride]

Me too.

I feel like a thread-jacking.

When are we going to go to Caz's for chicken fried steak?

Fried Pickles for the win. I love that place!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Yeah, that was more in the nature of a joke.

And you're not the only one who thought the initial rant was reminiscent of Soviet-style rants against Capitalism. I was thinking more Kruschev than Stalin, though.That Capitalism. It's every bit as dangerous as Radical Islamism, no?

[SoonerBOI]

To them we are evil. But it’s not a war of good vs. evil, it’s a war of incompatible ideologies. They have their reasons, some of those reasons are based on the past, and as far as “know thy enemy” holds true, who knows?

[Frozen Sooner]

That Capitalism. It's every bit as dangerous as Radical Islamism, no?

To me? Not at all. Of course, that wasn't the point-but hey, feel free to run with that.

[sooneron]

To me? Not at all. Of course, that wasn't the point-but hey, feel free to run with that.

Oh, he will....




he will ...











srsly...

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

That Capitalism. It's every bit as dangerous as Radical Islamism, no?Mike, we both know that wasn't the point, but it's interesting that you came up with such a comparison. That is my point.(but, I think you knew that)

[AggieTool]

How about we just get off the Arab oil, stop the imperialism, and quit arming them.

Then if they continue to F with us, we nuke 'em.;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Mike, we both know that wasn't the point, but it's interesting that you came up with such a comparison. That is my point.(but, I think you knew that)

What, that the OP's post was very similar in style to Kruschev's antics? They are.

[olevetonahill]

Um didnt We Declare War on Terrorism?
Thot that handled it
Now about them sammichs. which of you yainches gonna fix me one ?

[BigRedJed]

How about we just get off the Arab oil, stop the imperialism, and quit arming them.

Then if they continue to F with us, we nuke 'em.;)
I thought you were leaving, tool.

[badger]

The thing that has held all out war on the United States all these years is the fact that many people from these countries have at one time or another come to the U.S. and understands our culture. We have many foreign exchange students at both high school and college levels and these people in turn have higher educations than their peers and become leaders in their own countries. Thus, we already are cultivating relationships with them even before they rise to the top of the leadership boards. They attend OU football games and learn the words to "Boomer Sooner," they teach their stupid gringo American roommates how to properly cook rice, they even attend church services and celebrate holidays with their American neighbors. They return to their countries with a greater understanding.

We need to continue this and not shut ourselves off from the rest of the world. Security is good, yes, but we can't sacrifice these crucial bonds that we have with these countries through our exchange programs, tourism and other resources that we have used in the past.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

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Give them chocolate footballs!

[shaun4411]

we are good they are bad. the end. we win. captain america to the rescue.

[tbl]

I'm going to Elmer's for a Badwich today.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2355/1738638795_46c606a26e.jpg

Oh... my... goodness... I'm speechless. Without speech. :oink:

[shaun4411]

that looks like something youd see at rudys

[King Crimson]

Oh... my... goodness... I'm speechless. Without speech. :oink:

you could probably put gravy and jalapenos on it, too.

[Turd_Ferguson]

that looks like something youd see at rudys...or Earls. Damn that looks good!

[C&CDean]

That's a Deanwich. I make them kinda like that all the time. When I fire up the smoker, I alway make sure it's completely full. So there's always some ribs, brisket, sausages, etc.

My favorite is to take some rib meat after it's fallen off the bone, a Slovacek's jalapeno sausage split like that one, all in a tortilla with some cheese, mustard, and a little relish. Gooooood stuff.

[tbl]

I'm seriously about to eat my arm right now... I'm eating bbq tomorrow. If they don't have a sandwich like this, I'm going to force them to make it.