My next pet peeve

[C&CDean]

Alright people. I've already bitched on this board about the nasty, filthy disgusting guys who snot and hack loogies in the shower, and there is not dispute that this is unnatural behavior and men that do it should be castrated.

I've bitched about the thoughtless, careless, disgusting pigs who throw **** out of their car windows on the roadside.

Now, I'm gonna bitch about the fat, disgusting, and revolting P'sOS who eat while standing in the salad bar or buffet line.

WTF is wrong with you? Are you ****ing starving to death? Can't you wait 8 more seconds until you sit down at the table and eat with a fork and knife like a normal human?

I was at the chinese buffet and they sat me down right by the buffet line. All these pigs going through the line filling their plates/mouths simultaneously. One disgusting chick actually reached into the egg roll deal and picks up an egg roll with her nasty vagina scratchers and starts eating it while shoveling up more lbs. of fried ****.

It's ****ing disgusting people. Alright? Don't eat in the chow line. You're gross.

TIA.

[12]

"vagina scratcher"

Well, I guess I know what I'm going as next halloween.

[sooneron]

This should be a monthly sorta dealio.

[The Maestro]

A) When is a better time to do the loogie thing than when you have hot water pouring on your head and loosening up the snot? It runs right down the drain and goodbye...oh, and it is in my house so.........

B) When have you observed guys in the shower doing this? Ticklish question, but wondering if you were like Kramer on Seinfeld at the health club with a notepad trying to figure out better ways to shower.

[C&CDean]

A) When is a better time to do the loogie thing than when you have hot water pouring on your head and loosening up the snot? It runs right down the drain and goodbye...oh, and it is in my house so.........

B) When have you observed guys in the shower doing this? Ticklish question, but wondering if you were like Kramer on Seinfeld at the health club with a notepad trying to figure out better ways to shower.

So, what you're saying is that any guest in your filthy, disease-ridden house is gonna have your snot and boogers all over his feet. Nice. It's ****ing nasty man. Can't you wait until you get out of the "hot water pouring on your nasty head" shower and blow your filthy into a kleenex like normal people do? It ain't hard to not be a pig.

Answer to B: At the gym in Baltimore. It's huge, and there's about 30 or so showers. I have never gone in there without listening to a chorus of filthy swine hacking their **** all over the ****ing floor. Hello? It don't all wash down the drain.

But the loogie thing is like so last month...

[sooner_born_1960]

B.

[Frozen Sooner]

OK. I'm a fat disgusting pig, but even I wait to get to the table before I eat.

[sooner_born_1960]

Yeah, Maestro. You really need to read the board more.

[sooner_born_1960]

Dean, I'm not going to be the one to take the other side on this one.

[colleyvillesooner]

I gragree

[soonerloyal]

:eek:
Holy carp. Quick, tell us where you were when you encountered those pigs. Which restaurant - the Thai place on Lindsey? The one off Main across from the Huskey Clinic? I gotta know which one to avoid when I get back to town. Eeeewwwww...

Great idea - I think a weekly rant would be awesome. Maybe we can chip in and help if you run out of material. I love ta bitchnmoan!

[shaun4411]

i hate when women dont swallow.

[The Maestro]

Well, I couldn't agree more with him on the buffet thing...which is why I choose not to eat at buffets. I ate at one from Kindergarten through about 10th grade...it's called a cafeteria. Lots of food and none made special. Buffets are kind of a southern thing, I think. You don't see as many out in Phoenix. I prefer my food made especially for me.

I think I will keep spitting at my drain in my house and watching it all wash down...I'd rather do that then get Kleenex on my mouth when wiping it off and the thin paper sticks to my lips...no thanks. And due to that "thinness" it could cause the Kleenex to stick to the trash can and then it has to be handpicked out. Yeah, I prefer the bottom of my feet deal with it more than my "ball scratchers". Oh, and I will keep washing my tub every week...which is about as often as I do the loogie shower thing.

Yeah, stay away from buffets, period. And showers at a health club. Unless you like seeing fat, naked old men with their shriveled old pork swords dangling near the sinks while they shave and Aqua Velva up naked for some reason.

[sooner_born_1960]

Unless you like seeing fat, naked old men with their shriveled old pork swords dangling near the sinks while they shave and Aqua Velva up naked for some reason.

Are you sure you weren't in Baltimore with Dean?

[crawfish]

Oh, joy.

[C&CDean]

Oh, joy.

Don't worry, I'll lock it down when it gets old, tired, and the same 3 people are saying the same 3 things.

[C&CDean]

I think I will keep spitting at my drain in my house and watching it all wash down...I'd rather do that then get Kleenex on my mouth when wiping it off and the thin paper sticks to my lips...no thanks. And due to that "thinness" it could cause the Kleenex to stick to the trash can and then it has to be handpicked out. Yeah, I prefer the bottom of my feet deal with it more than my "ball scratchers". Oh, and I will keep washing my tub every week...which is about as often as I do the loogie shower thing.

Yeah, stay away from buffets, period. And showers at a health club. Unless you like seeing fat, naked old men with their shriveled old pork swords dangling near the sinks while they shave and Aqua Velva up naked for some reason.

Dude, you don't spit in the kleenex, you blow your nose in it. You spit in the turlet. Besides, if you gotta hack a loogie every time you get in the shower you need to quit smoking.

I shower at the gym because I'm completely covered in sweat and funk when I finish working out. I ain't gonna go crawl up in the car seat like that. Because I ain't nasty.

[SouthFortySooner]

There is just a hint of discrimantion here. Not all fat peoful are uncouth. You did make me hungry though. :D

[C&CDean]

There is just a hint of discrimantion here. Not all fat peoful are uncouth. You did make me hungry though. :D

I'm fat too. But like Froze, my fatass can wait until I sit down to start scarfing.

[The Maestro]

Dude, you don't spit in the kleenex, you blow your nose in it. You spit in the turlet. Besides, if you gotta hack a loogie every time you get in the shower you need to quit smoking.

I shower at the gym because I'm completely covered in sweat and funk when I finish working out. I ain't gonna go crawl up in the car seat like that. Because I ain't nasty.

Loogies = allergies. Agree to disagree.

Shower at gym is a necessary evil sometimes...but it is always the grossest people who have the least amount of ability to cover up or a desire to.

And this begs the question about buffets and working out...they don't really go hand in hand. Eat fewer buffets, lose some weight, maybe not sweat as much and you can get in the car somewhat dry and head home and avoid unsightly maleness.

YWIA. ;)

[TUSooner]

I solve the "loogies in the gym shower" thing by not taking a shower at the gym, and I solve the "getting in the car all sweaty and nasty after a workout" thing by not going to the gym to workout.
I could be wrong, but the problem of my being fat may be related to the first 2 solutions. I'll think about it over dinner in the buffet line.

[dw17]

Where does "letting your kids eat pudding from the serving spoon in the buffet line" fall in this?

This actually happened to my wife. She refuses to eat at buffets now which makes Vegas less fun.

[Blue]

Begs another question. Why the F do these old shriveled up pork danglers think its cool to just walk around butt *** naked for 30 minutes in the locker room? Dude! Put a freakin towel on. It aint hard(no pun int.) I know your free and you don't mind, whatever, but everybody else doesn't want a glimpse of your shriveled up nugget pouch. No we're not looking, but you and your Flomax buddies are hard to miss.

There should be a bud light commercial about them. "Here's to you Mr. Lockerroom Flopmaster Exibitionist."

[NormanPride]

Are these the same people that enjoy the Viagra commercials with the guys singing about their boners? Blech.

[Widescreen]

I'm gonna track down Dean at a buffet and blow snot into the fewd.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

I'm in general anti-buffet, unless it is one with prime rib, mashed taters, and au jus. And that's basically all I'll eat there. The only other minor buffet concession would be Italian because the kids like the pizza, its awfully hard to screw up pasta and sauces, and I've yet to see some mook grab a handful of rigatoni and shove it in his pie-hole. But I'll concede it could happen.

Now the spitting in the shower thing. I'll admit... I've done it on ocassion at my own home. But I do make darn sure it is washed down and the tub is clean. But at the health club? H-e-double-hockey-sticks NO! That's just rude to other club members. And I sure as heck am not making sure anything is washed down and the shower drain is clean at the health club.....

WHY? Because there is a whole 'nother level of P-I-G PIG out there... and that's the brand that pee's in the shower. DISGUSTING!

And on another subject... My health club is Lifetime Fitness, which I generally give good marks all the way around. But they have one location which just happens to be close to my work, so I do visit sometimes before work or over lunch, and at this one location (I've visited a handful of others around the TC) they don't have shower stalls for the guys. And no, I don't like takin' a shower with all the other danglin' Richards... serious "no fun".

And I'll throw in one more complaint/dig on the really old guys that frequent health clubs: CLOSE THE STALL DOOR! Gawd that is just creepy when it happens. And it's always some really old dude that just came out of the sauna with only a towell and flip-flops. UGH!

[The Maestro]

I'm in general anti-buffet, unless it is one with prime rib, mashed taters, and au jus. And that's basically all I'll eat there. The only other minor buffet concession would be Italian because the kids like the pizza, its awfully hard to screw up pasta and sauces, and I've yet to see some mook grab a handful of rigatoni and shove it in his pie-hole. But I'll concede it could happen.

Now the spitting in the shower thing. I'll admit... I've done it on ocassion at my own home. But I do make darn sure it is washed down and the tub is clean. But at the health club? H-e-double-hockey-sticks NO! That's just rude to other club members. And I sure as heck am not making sure anything is washed down and the shower drain is clean at the health club.....

WHY? Because there is a whole 'nother level of P-I-G PIG out there... and that's the brand that pee's in the shower. DISGUSTING!

And on another subject... My health club is Lifetime Fitness, which I generally give good marks all the way around. But they have one location which just happens to be close to my work, so I do visit sometimes before work or over lunch, and at this one location (I've visited a handful of others around the TC) they don't have shower stalls for the guys. And no, I don't like takin' a shower with all the other danglin' Richards... serious "no fun".

And I'll throw in one more complaint/dig on the really old guys that frequent health clubs: CLOSE THE STALL DOOR! Gawd that is just creepy when it happens. And it's always some really old dude that just came out of the sauna with only a towell and flip-flops. UGH!

Agreed on Lifetime being a better fit. I used to be a member of Lifetime here in Phoenix...but lots of sinks and lots of old men...hence, lots of junk in open air.

I switched over to an Anytime Fitness near my house so I can just go home and avoid seeing naked men. A good life policy.

[yermom]

buffets = teh lose

and seriously, you are worried about loogies? that floor and drain sees the effects of guys washing captain winky, the kiwi twins and the brown-eye. a snot rocket doesn't really concern me at that point.

[sooner_born_1960]

Obviously, people aren't as passionate about Dean's next pet peeve as they are about his previous one.

[The Maestro]

I'm personally just enjoying all the new names I have learned for said genitalia.

[BigRedJed]

I'm still shuddering from dw17's puddin' spoon story. I used to think buffets were nasty in an abstract way, partly because I'm a compulsive hand washer and I know that precious few others are. But now, thanks to his story, now I have a visual of an unwashed rugrat sucking on a puddin' spoon and mom plunking it back into the puddin' bowl, to go along with my other, less clearly defined suspicions.

[The Maestro]

Which begs the question...who eats puddin' on a buffet? PUDDIN'??? You can make it yourself for like a nickel!!!! Why waste appetite on puddin'???

[KC//CRIMSON]

One disgusting chick actually reached into the egg roll deal and picks up an egg roll with her nasty vagina scratchers and starts eating it while shoveling up more lbs. of fried ****.

She loves her some eggrolls! (http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2005/12/paris-crotch-scratch.jpg)

[Sooner_Havok]

On the buffet thing, I am with Jed on this one. Hell, I can barely stand to go out and eat knowing how many people touched my food. I worked with those people for a while, I block that time of my life out when I go to a restaurant. Buffets are that to the nth degree.

On the snot thing, I do it from time to time. It isn't a regular occurrence, but I do it sometimes. Not as often as I clean mai shower though. And the whole shower in public thing. No, I probably wouldn't do it there, but I also wouldn't get to ****ed at people who do it. I lived in the dorms with the Athletes, we had community showers, I wore flip flops in the shower. The end. I would be more worried about people ****ing in the shower, something you can't hear, than people spitting in the shower.

[olevetonahill]

http://poorwilliam.net/pix/pigs-at-trough.jpg
Nuff said !
Next rant ?

[achiro]

Ya know, you could have just as easily started this thread, "Dear fatarse chica that eats while in the buffet line..."
I hear you love those threads.:D

[tommieharris91]

i hate when women give me fake phone numbers.

fixed

[tommieharris91]

I think I'd pay money just to watch some fatass pigs eat straight from the buffet. I sure as **** would never eat from said buffet though.

[olevetonahill]

My Last Ex said I embarrased Her !
WE went to Dinner , Ordered at the Table
I watched 2 Fatasses Walkin from the All Ya can eat .
With 2 Plates In each Hand !
they sit down at their Table , That already has about 10 Plates Piled up, Fer each HOG .
IM LOLOLOLOLOLOLMFAO
Ex say Hush , I say I cant .
As Im eating My SERVER served meal .
The Fatasses Get up and Go to the Deesert Bar .
Come wadlin back to the Table with 2 Plates and a Bowl of sompune. In each In hand .
Thats when I fell On the Floor !
I was Lauging so Hard I couldnt finish My meal .:cool:

[tommieharris91]

My Last Ex said I embarrased Her !
WE went to Dinner , Ordered at the Table
I watched 2 Fatasses Walkin from the All Ya can eat .
With 2 Plates In each Hand !
they sit down at their Table , That already has about 10 Plates Piled up, Fer each HOG .
IM LOLOLOLOLOLOLMFAO
Ex say Hush , I say I cant .
As Im eating My SERVER served meal .
The Fatasses Get up and Go to the Deesert Bar .
Come wadlin back to the Table with 2 Plates and a Bowl of sompune. In each In hand .
Thats when I fell On the Floor !
I was Lauging so Hard I couldnt finish My meal .:cool:

Kobayashi might have some competition...:pop:

just for emphasis :pop:

[Fraggle145]

buffets = teh lose

and seriously, you are worried about loogies? that floor and drain sees the effects of guys washing captain winky, the kiwi twins and the brown-eye. a snot rocket doesn't really concern me at that point.

heh. the kiwi twins and the brown-eye. hahahaha

Not to mention footfunk... FTL

[BudSooner]

Funniest thread ever. hands. down.

[C&CDean]

Let's see, a bunch of you primma donnas won't eat at a buffet - yet it's cool to blow your rhinovirus/HIV/TB/slime all over the floor where other people walk barefooted? That is some seriously flawed reasoning. Besides, everybody here eats at a buffet from time-to-time. Don't lie.

I hit a buffet about once every couple months. Usually chinese, and usually only the Panda Garden (Lai Lai). I go there for the mongolian bbq.

Also, I would like to ask the females on the board (if any of you are actually reading this thread since you're probably gagging thinking of the typhoid larrys who post here) if you ever hack a loogie or blow your nose all over the shower floor, and what do you think about guys who do?

[yermom]

do you really think what they wash out of the baby maker is any better?

[rufnek05]

Also, I would like to ask the females on the board (if any of you are actually reading this thread since you're probably gagging thinking of the typhoid larrys who post here) if you ever hack a loogie or blow your nose all over the shower floor, and what do you think about guys who do?

my girlfriend blows her nose in the shower in the morning during allergy season, and she's skinny. she's also one of those people who cleans the bathroom every other day. So it's all good.

[yermom]

i think Dean is one of those guys that carries around a bottle of Purell in his purse everywhere he goes

[C&CDean]

do you really think what they wash out of the baby maker is any better?

Huh? Do chicks blow disease-ridden slime out of their snatches in the shower? :confused:

No, I'm not a habitual hand washer. In fact, I pretty much only wash my hands in the shower, after pinching a loaf (but not always), and before I eat if there's a sink/soap somewhere close by. Never once have I rubbed that "purell" **** on my hands.

What I'm not getting here is some of you guys' total disregard.

It. Is. ****ing. Nasty. You can't explain/rationalize it away. If you do it, you're a nasty pig who ain't got a lick of home training. Your momma should have slapped the livin' dog**** outta you if you did it at home growing up. "It's my shower and I'll do what I damn well please in there." Yeah, it's your shower, but it doesn't make you any less a disgusting, revolting, nasty spewer of slimey bodily fluids. Stop it.

[sooner_born_1960]

I'm so glad we've moved on to a new pet peeve.

[C&CDean]

Dude, I tried. I can't help it if some of you guys are pigs and proud of it.

[soonermix]

the answer to all of the disgusting nasty on the shower floor.... SHOWER SHOES!!!

[yermom]

Huh? Do chicks blow disease-ridden slime out of their snatches in the shower? :confused:

No, I'm not a habitual hand washer. In fact, I pretty much only wash my hands in the shower, after pinching a loaf (but not always), and before I eat if there's a sink/soap somewhere close by. Never once have I rubbed that "purell" **** on my hands.

What I'm not getting here is some of you guys' total disregard.

It. Is. ****ing. Nasty. You can't explain/rationalize it away. If you do it, you're a nasty pig who ain't got a lick of home training. Your momma should have slapped the livin' dog**** outta you if you did it at home growing up. "It's my shower and I'll do what I damn well please in there." Yeah, it's your shower, but it doesn't make you any less a disgusting, revolting, nasty spewer of slimey bodily fluids. Stop it.

it might be rude, and gross, but the shower is the place to clean the nasty crap off of you. i mean hell, you wash sex off in there, that's way grosser than snot

[Oldnslo]

It has been my great pleasure and distinction to disagree with Brother Dean on a number of occasions, specifically in reference to blowing snot in the shower. Apparently, Dean-o swallows his snot to a maximum amount. Truly, I don't want to think about it.

As for vagina scratchers... smell your finger? Hey, quit bothering me. I'm trying to write something here.

There's a Thai buffet on about 33rd and Harvard that's pretty good. I'm not so much on pizza buffets, mostly due to said buffets generally featuring pizza which tastes not unlike *** on a cracker. For those who do not realize this simple fact, neither Cici's nor Mazzio's nor, for that matter, Hideaway serves "pizza". Instead, their offerings are best compared to a fire, after a flood, in a flour factory based near a government cheeze handout.

I just swallowed some snot. Help me, Dean.

[C&CDean]

I NEVER swallow snot. When I finish my shower, I dry off and then blow my nose into a kleenex. You know, like a human being? WTF is wrong with you people anyhow?

And like you, I don't do pizza buffets. Or Golden Corral type buffets. Or seafood calabashes when I'm in South Carolina. Asian buffets? Yup, sometimes. But while eating at any of these buffets, if you're sticking your nasties into the grub and chomping like a hog in the chow line, it is as nasty as spitting in somebody's face.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

*sticks head in*


*looks around*


*leaves real fast*



:kelvin:

[BigRedJed]

:les: TAKE YOUR VAGINA SCRATCHERS WITH YOU!!!

[The Maestro]

Did you say you only sometimes wash your hands after going poo?

If so, credibility on snot in shower issue is all but lost.

[BigRedJed]

Did you say you only sometimes wash your hands after going poo?

If so, credibility on snot in shower issue is all but lost.
Who said that? 'Cause I don't even want to post in the same threads in which their fecal chloroform bacteria infested stinkfingers are tapping out posts.

*shudder*

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

'Pork Danglers' is a good name for a band.

An old, stinky band. With long fingers.

Fingers, right?

[The Maestro]

No, I'm not a habitual hand washer. In fact, I pretty much only wash my hands in the shower, after pinching a loaf (but not always)

Discuss...

[sooner_born_1960]

I think Dean did that to see if anyone really read his posts. Either that or he's one filthy mofo.

[soonerloyal]

The comma stands for the word "and" in the post. Didn't you guys pay attention in English class? Someone who hates snot on the stall floor is certainly gonna wash his hands after, uh, pinching.

Wow, that was a shot of testosterone. Whew, ick.

This thread is bizarrely hypnotic...

[olevetonahill]

I dont eat from a Buffet, I will eat at the Tailgates tho. Im some kinda weird huh . Oh and I dont Honk in the shower either

[sooner_born_1960]

Now that you mention it, I did see Dean pick up a hotdog with his nasties at a tailgate once. Then he spat in my face.

OK. Not the second part.

[TMcGee86]

I gotta go with the snot rocketeers in this thread.

I cant see how a luge is any less gross than the funk you wash off your body into the shower on a daily basis.

I mean, if you worked outside all day, and you are covered in dirt, filth, grime, crap, and various other nastiness, are you going to come home and wipe off with a Kleenex because you dont want to dirty up the shower floor?

I can totally see in a gym situation, and I agree, that is gross and uncalled for, but in my shower at home? I never have guests shower in my shower, there are two others upstairs for them to use, so why would I worry about someone else using it?

And one could easily make an argument that disposing of said funk in the shower is far more hygienic than allowing said funk to sit in a trashcan and infect the air of the bathroom with any airborne particle that you happened to blow into said Kleenex.


Now granted, I dont do this often, but if I'm in the shower, and I have something in my throat (and this is different than a runny nose, which would obviously be something that I would use a Kleenex for) then I can't think of a better time or place for it's disposal.


But I'm with you on the rest. Fat morans at the buffet are a menace that must be dealt with.

[Mixer!]

This thread is bizarrely hypnotic...
Eh, it's got potential to end up in the Catacombs in the future.

[Fraggle145]

Huh? Do chicks blow disease-ridden slime out of their snatches in the shower? :confused:

yep... what do you think comes outta there once a month, roses and candy? :eek:


not to mention...
http://i1.ebayimg.com/03/i/08/f8/eb/a5_1.JPG


In fact, I pretty much only wash my hands in the shower, after pinching a loaf (but not always) :eek:

dude thats gross. deuce drop = hand wash.

My question is what do you do when a kleenex wont get it and a pick wont either? time to luge it up...

[frankensooner]

Yesterday a guy walks in the men's room and answers his phone whilst using the urinal. How is that for nasty? I flushed my terlit long and loud for his benefit. He walked out without washing.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Yesterday a guy walks in the men's room and answers his phone whilst using the urinal. How is that for nasty? I flushed my terlit long and loud for his benefit. He walked out without washing.

That happens here all the time; sometimes even when they're droppin' the deuce. I always try to rip a good fart for the benefit of the person on the other end of the line.

I only take my cell phone in so I can play Tetris while I'm sitting there.

[C&CDean]

Oh now look at all the filthy snotkateers talking about "always washing their nasties after dropping a deuce." Liars.

When I dump in a public turlet I wash my hands. Not because of my fecal offering, but because I've been touching the nasty-assed bathroom doors/walls/etc. that you nastymen have been touching. At home, I normally wash my hands, but sometimes forget. When you spend as much time as I do out in the woods/field/pasture/etc. and you have to take a good ol' country crap from time-to-time; well I don't carry around a sink and **** with me, so no, I don't wash my hands then. Same when hunting. And I'll pinch one out, and eat a sammich or a hunk of jerky simultaneously. But guess what? I ain't ****ting where you're gonna be walking in your bare feet.

Besides, this thread is about eating at the buffet line. Y'all nastyasses had your chance in the snotrocket thread.

[The Maestro]

The comma stands for the word "and" in the post. Didn't you guys pay attention in English class?

Nice try...go back and read it again. He uses another comma and the word "and" after it all. I can recommend some English classes for you, though! ;)

Man, this sounds like a Clinton interrogation! If this were a game of gossip someone would draw the following conclusions:

"Dean hates people who spit loogies in buffets after pooping and not washing their hands."

[The Maestro]

Oh now look at all the filthy snotkateers talking about "always washing their nasties after dropping a deuce." Liars.

When I dump in a public turlet I wash my hands. Not because of my fecal offering, but because I've been touching the nasty-assed bathroom doors/walls/etc. that you nastymen have been touching. At home, I normally wash my hands, but sometimes forget. When you spend as much time as I do out in the woods/field/pasture/etc. and you have to take a good ol' country crap from time-to-time; well I don't carry around a sink and **** with me, so no, I don't wash my hands then. Same when hunting. And I'll pinch one out, and eat a sammich or a hunk of jerky simultaneously. But guess what? I ain't ****ting where you're gonna be walking in your bare feet.

Besides, this thread is about eating at the buffet line. Y'all nastyasses had your chance in the snotrocket thread.

The problem is we all agree with your buffet take so no controversy!!

Got any religious or political pet peeves you wanna mention? :D

[yermom]

Besides, this thread is about eating at the buffet line. Y'all nastyasses had your chance in the snotrocket thread.

if i'm in that part of town, i go to Hunan. Panda Garden was better than i remembered the last time i was there, but still not great. if you haven't been to House of Hunan, check it out. the hot and sour soup is enough reason to go there

to be fair, i've never gotten the Mongorian BBQ, but when i've been there the ingredients looked kinda gwoss, like they had been sitting a while

[C&CDean]

if i'm in that part of town, i go to Hunan. Panda Garden was better than i remembered the last time i was there, but still not great. if you haven't been to House of Hunan, check it out. the hot and sour soup is enough reason to go there

to be fair, i've never gotten the Mongorian BBQ, but when i've been there the ingredients looked kinda gwoss, like they had been sitting a while

Are you talking about the place over by the cheap theaters? When I lived on the westside (yo) of Norman, I used to eat there all the time. We always got it to go, and it was very good. But I don't think they've got the whole lunch buffet, and I'm pretty sure they don't have the mongol.

[yermom]

yeah, i mean the Mongolian BBQ at Panda. House of Hunan is the place by the cheap theater, and just has a lunch deal, no buffet, no Mongolian BBQ

[Cooter Finger]

'Pork Danglers' is a good name for a band.

An old, stinky band. With long fingers.

Fingers, right?
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[BigRedJed]

if i'm in that part of town, i go to Hunan. Panda Garden was better than i remembered the last time i was there, but still not great. if you haven't been to House of Hunan, check it out. the hot and sour soup is enough reason to go there...
That place sucks. Especially the salsa. I was totally unimpressed.

:mad:

[yermom]

hey, i liked the salsa at Las Palomas

the service wasn't that great either though

[NormanPride]

I bet Jed eats in the buffet line at Las Palomas because he just can't wait. :D

[Sooner_Havok]

I am still waiting for the answer as to why you don't wear shower shoes when showering in public.

The buffet thing, if you eat at them, you better expect that there are going to be people like that. They are the people who use a toilet or urinal and don't flush, they are the people how try on shoes with no socks, they are the people who sneeze, cough and yawn without covering their mouthes, they are the people who pick their nose and eat their findings. These people are out there, and eating at a buffet increases the odds that they have touched everything you are about to eat. I do go to one every now and then, and I have seen my share of jerks do this kind of thing, but it goes with the territory. Doesn't make it right, but it is the truth.

[Oldnslo]

How the hell do you use kleenex in the shower?

You don't swallow or spit... what do you do if your nose runs? Gargle?


eww.

[C&CDean]

How the hell do you use kleenex in the shower?

You don't swallow or spit... what do you do if your nose runs? Gargle?


eww.


I'm not a snivelly little snot-nosed nasty boy.

I blow my nose before I get in the shower. I blow my nose after I get out of the shower. Is it really that ****ing hard to comprehend?

I am going to close this thread because it's obvious to me that we have a bunch of inconsiderate slime-shooters around these parts. I just have to say I'm glad I didn't open up the shower in the RV for public use during the tailgates. It's bad enough cleaning everybody's urine off the wall/floor, picking out the used tampons and pads, dumping the black water, etc. I sure as hell wouldn't want to be cleaning up everybody's boogers too.