If VK was Queen of the Universe...

[GottaHavePride]

All men would ride Vespas and say "ciao" a lot.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Pumpkins would be in season all year long.

[Viking Kitten]

Oh wait, there's more.

You're all in for servitude. A LOT of servitude.

[GottaHavePride]

kinky.... [/Hedley Lamar]

[Sooner_Havok]

so, how much servitude are we talking here?

[Viking Kitten]

GHP's job will be to provide for me singers of lullabyes. And lets's make sure these fellas are easy on the eyes this time, shall we?

You will be promoted to snack chip procurement when you have proven your competence.

[GottaHavePride]

Hang on; there's a dude in Norway. You may have to fight PG for him, though.

[Viking Kitten]

I am Queen. PG will relinquish him at once. She will be honored to do so.

[Viking Kitten]

When I have grown tired of this Strapping Norwegian Dude, I may reward her loyalty by flinging his broken, bloody shell of his former self back to her. Only if it pleases me to do this.

[Sooner_Havok]

I think I can handle chip duty

[olevetonahill]

Ill bring the drinks !:D

[Viking Kitten]

Sooner Havoc, while I admire your forthright ambition, your impudence in addressing me so familiarly must be met with an agonizing death.

[Viking Kitten]

Olevet can stay.

[Sooner_Havok]

Why, cause he can make 199 proof alcohol? Forget that, I am starting my own world empire and you guys aren't invited!

[olevetonahill]

Then we will Breath Fire On you and your ****ant world !

[GottaHavePride]

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[Viking Kitten]

Yes, yes. Dance for me little Monkeys! Dance!

*rubs hands together gleefully*

[tommieharris91]

So how large would you like your *ahem* shoe collection to be?

[GottaHavePride]

I think you're about to be promoted to First Minister of Sorting by Heel Height and Color.

[Viking Kitten]

Oh hell no. That job is an important appointment and political carrot. I ain't givin' it to just some guy off the Internet. I mean, dang,

[GottaHavePride]

True. He might even forget to subcategory into open toe and closed toe.

[proud gonzo]

When I have grown tired of this Strapping Norwegian Dude, I may reward her loyalty by flinging his broken, bloody shell of his former self back to her. Only if it pleases me to do this.he's not strapping. He's kinda...petite. And if I relinquish him and manage to not get thrown in Norwegian jail, i'm definitely NOT giving him to you. But I might be willing to negotiate a trade of some sort.

[tommieharris91]

All I was askin was how large...

[Sooner_Havok]

Yeah well, I hope you forget and wear white shoes after labor day and everyone laughs at you!

[olevetonahill]

True. He might even forget to subcategory into open toe and closed toe.

Sure am glad you didnt mention Camel toe !

[tommieharris91]

Sure am glad you didnt mention Camel toe !

Well, since it's VK were talkin about...:texan:

[Frozen Sooner]

Can I be the Baron of Gravy? Or the Count of Bacon?

I'm not picky. Either would be fine.

[GottaHavePride]

How about Sir Loin of Beef?

[yermom]

don't we already have one of those?

[SoonerStormchaser]

Does this mean.....?

[SoonerTerry]

When I have grown tired of this Strapping Norwegian Dude, I may reward her loyalty by flinging his broken, bloody shell of his former self back to her. Only if it pleases me to do this.


You jumped into this role pretty easily didnt ya?:D

[Soonrboy]

I want to be the door guard that gets to say, "No one gets in to see the Queen. Not no one. Not no how. *unless you're a strapping norwegian"

[NormanPride]

Ike - Head of Shoe Science and Technology Divison
Dean - Chairman of Pump Defense
Homey - Secretary of Historical Footwear Archives

Sic'Em - Court Jester

[Viking Kitten]

I want to be the door guard that gets to say, "No one gets in to see the Queen. Not no one. Not no how. *unless you're a strapping norwegian"

His Excellency the Queen's Bouncer.

[SoonerInKCMO]

WHAT DO I GET TO BE??!1/!!?1/

[Viking Kitten]

Mmmm. Let's see... I don't have any henchmen yet. You wanna be a henchman?

[C&CDean]

I wanna be the queen's concubine.

[Chuck Bao]

Ahem...Not to put a fine distinction on the gender issue, but, Dean, shouldn't that be consort?

[C&CDean]

Ahem...Not to put a fine distinction on the gender issue, but, Dean, shouldn't that be consort?

Whoever. I ain't all up on my royal who gets to **** the queen/king and spends the rest of the time laying around getting baths from lesser peasants lingo.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

WHAT DO I GET TO BE??!1/!!?1/Dude, check your email. You have me all LinkedIn then nada.

[frankensooner]

Your Highness, could I please be your official poll administrator? ;)

[SoonerInKCMO]

I don't see any e-mail from a 'SoonerBornSoonerBred'. :confused:


;)

[Viking Kitten]

Did I mention that in my universe, it often pleases me to feed thread jackers to tigers? Big, cranky, ferocious tigers.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Sorry, I thought it was a PEEM.

[SoonerInKCMO]

SBSB started it. :O

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

SBSB started it. :ONo, you started it with your LinkedIn bidness.

Back on topic, can I be the token midget? Every queen needs a Little Person to boss around.

[SoonerInKCMO]

I wish VK was on LinkedIn. :sigh:

[SoonerStormchaser]

Am I going to be the resident elderly caretaker?

[BudSooner]

Heh, Dean as the queens sex toy.....ruh roh...that ain't right.

[Fugue]

any openings for Village Idiot? I'm qualified. :(

[Oldnslo]

You jumped into this role pretty easily didnt ya?:D

She's used to being a Czarina.

How, I shudder to ask, may I serve the Queen? Fanning and grapes?

[proud gonzo]

I'm pretty sure this is VK:

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[Viking Kitten]

OMG, PG. If I were Queen of the Universe, I would reincarnate Madeline Kahn and make her the Queen Mum just so I could hang out with her everyday. Seriously, how unbelievably awesome was she? Beautiful, talented and funny as hell.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Eh, she wasn't all that.

[Viking Kitten]

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[M]

Your Royal Highness, what about moi? :D

[Viking Kitten]

Her M-inence, Puller Backer of Royal Hair (if something has made the Queen... ill.:D)

[proud gonzo]

OMG, PG. If I were Queen of the Universe, I would reincarnate Madeline Kahn and make her the Queen Mum just so I could hang out with her everyday. Seriously, how unbelievably awesome was she? Beautiful, talented and funny as hell.she is my hero!

[M]

Her M-inence, Puller Backer of Royal Hair (if something has made the Queen... ill.:D)

Why yes, Your Majesty, I assure you I am quite skilled at this and will serve you dutifully! ;)