Guess what events I judged at the Nebraska State FFA...

[royalfan5]

convention today?

[bri]

Um, which ones?

[royalfan5]

That's not a guess.

[olevetonahill]

Sheep humping with Style ?

[Sooner_Havok]

Sexiest pig?

[bri]

lolcats?

[royalfan5]

One was vegetable production. The other two should be somewhat amusing to imagine me judging in Nebraska. You have to put in a few years to get up to judging sheep humping.

[soonerbrat]

lint licking?

[royalfan5]

lint licking?

No, but one of the others was fruit production.

[Sooner_Havok]

Calf Fry taste tester?

[olevetonahill]

No, but one of the others was fruit production.

Is that like 2 boys ****in ?

[royalfan5]

Is that like 2 boys ****in ?
No, that's fruit ****ing, fruit production in Nebraska is having your own vineyard.

[Sooner_Havok]

2 girls, 1 cup?

[royalfan5]

2 girls, 1 cup?

Not quite, floriculture was the other.

[Sooner_Havok]

I was the closest!

[olevetonahill]

I was the closest!

you Do know your Fruits dont ya .

[Sooner_Havok]

you Do know your Fruits dont ya .

Look who's talking Mr. I run down mai hill naked in the middle of the night!

And He was a judging delicate flowers, like the 2 girls!

[royalfan5]

In all seriousness though, it was great experience to volunteer with one of the best youth organizations in the United States. The things I learned from FFA and to a lesser extent 4-H have kept me from being like Sic'em.

[olevetonahill]

I was being serious !

[M]

Now why doesn't the FFA have events like
Sexiest Man On Tractor
Who Can "Plow" the Hardest?
Best *** in Chaps
Show Me Your Farmer Tan

That's what I'm talkin about! :D

[royalfan5]

Now why doesn't the FFA have events like
Sexiest Man On Tractor
Who Can "Plow" the Hardest?
Best *** in Chaps
Show Me Your Farmer Tan

That's what I'm talkin about! :D

Official Dress Requirements eliminate the latter 3 off the bat.

[M]

How about "Best Roll in the Hay"

;)

[soonerboomer93]

he already said he didn't get to judge sheep ****ing...


(but is 4 times champ from high school)