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SteelClip49
4/2/2008, 10:44 PM
Meant to have this on hoops board....didn't realize PSU had basketball, sorry.



Basketball player to be charged in library masturbation


By Lauren Boyer Collegian Staff Writer
Penn State Police confirmed today that they have filed charges against Nittany Lions basketball player Stanley Pringle in an incident involving public masturbation that occurred last Thursday in Pattee Library.

Police said Pringle, the team's point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating. Police have filed charges of public lewdness and disorderly conduct against him in connection to the incident, but Centre County District Judge Jonathan Grine, who is out of the office, was unable to sign the criminal complaint as of 2 p.m. today. Without the signed complaint, Pringle cannot be formally arrested.

Sports Information Director Brian Siegrist confirmed that charges were filed against Pringle yesterday, but denied Pringle's involvement in the masturbation incident. Siegrist said Pringle's status with the basketball team remains unchanged.

A similar incident occurred on March 21 on the second-floor landing of McElwain Hall's main stairwell between 8 and 8:15 p.m, when police said a man entered the building behind the woman and followed her to the stairwell landing where he began to masturbate. A similar description of the man was given in both incidents, police said. No charges have been filed for the McElwain Hall incident.

goingoneight
4/3/2008, 01:22 AM
Heh... some dood was polishing it off in a LIBRARY!?!

WHERE ARE WE AT IN SOCIETY!?![hairGel]

OU GENO
4/3/2008, 08:24 AM
Heh... some dood was polishing it off in a LIBRARY!?!

WHERE ARE WE AT IN SOCIETY!?![hairGel]

He was doing it by the BOOK!

NormanPride
4/3/2008, 09:55 AM
Heh.

Seamus
4/3/2008, 10:07 AM
The Book of "Love."

Animal Mother
4/3/2008, 12:05 PM
Hand book.

SouthFortySooner
4/3/2008, 01:41 PM
Book'em Dano

toast
4/3/2008, 02:22 PM
the library was the one place at osu where Byron Houston didn't do this.

bstuff1979
4/3/2008, 02:30 PM
Must be a Big Teneleven thing. Ohio State first, now Penn State. If I were living in the upper mid-west, I'd be wary of going to any Iowa, Michigan, or Minnesota libraries.

Paperclip
4/3/2008, 03:54 PM
It was in the pop-up book section.

RedstickSooner
4/3/2008, 04:12 PM
Good thing it wasn't a girl masturbating.

Otherwise some smart-*** might bring up the dewy decimal system.

shaun4411
4/3/2008, 05:58 PM
Heh... some dood was polishing it off in a LIBRARY!?!

WHERE ARE WE AT IN SOCIETY!?![hairGel]

just like the episode of married with children where bud was caught in a private room by the librarian.

Al Bundy: "So you got caught having sex in the library? thats my boy" ::shakes bud's hand::. "Who is the lucky girl?"

Bud: "You're shaking her."

::Al has a disgusted look on his face and pulls his hand away from Bud::

aero
4/8/2008, 10:41 AM
Sounds like he was just "boning" up on some school work. Or maybe he had a "bone" to pick with the woman. Probably not, because the word out there is he didn't have a bad "bone" in his body and was working his fingers to the "bone".






ok. I'll stop.

soonermix
4/8/2008, 12:03 PM
was he reading the national geographic?

SoonerTerry
4/8/2008, 12:28 PM
Caresing the cod killer

Poundin one-eyed Paul.

Priming the pressure release pump.

Harboring the fugitive.

soonerndn
4/8/2008, 03:39 PM
pringle and his dingle

birddog
4/8/2008, 03:44 PM
was he reading the national geographic?

ethnic nips!!

Charla
4/8/2008, 09:25 PM
the library was the one place at osu where Byron Houston didn't do this.

That's because they can't read at OSUX. At least that is what Dexter Manley said.

goingoneight
4/8/2008, 11:30 PM
Spank bank.

Blue
4/9/2008, 03:08 PM
What a whack-job.