Grounds for Divorce?

[Suerreal]

My husband told me Bob Stoops had resigned. Then he told me to look at the calendar.

Should I kill him or divorce him?

- Sue

[OUHOMER]

kill him, probably better insurance money

[C&CDean]

My husband told me Bob Stoops had resigned. Then he told me to look at the calendar.

Should I kill him or divorce him?

- Sue

Neither. You should tell him you're pregnant with Bob's baby.

[SoonerStormchaser]

OH SNAP!!!

[AlbqSooner]

DEATH - By Bunga Bunga!

[XingTheRubicon]

suspend the mouth sex



oh I forgot, you're married, just put laxative in his Raisin Nut Bran.

[SoonerTerry]

Hold his head under water... for just a little while

[Hot Rod]

Right before the football season starts, tell him that you know of someone who won't be able to use their season tickets this year and they are just giving them to you for free. That is unless you don't already have season tickets.