Skee ball tournament

[BigRedJed]

Come get some, bitches! (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/arcade.php?&do=viewtourney&tid=25)

[BigRedJed]

Or, have a joke at my expense and leave me all by my pathetic self in the tourney bracket. Either way.

[BigRedJed]

Sweet. One down, six to go. Just to get things started, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ***, BLUE!!!

assuming enough other people register to allow us to play our way into the next bracket. oh, and assuming we both beat our undetermined first-round opponents.

[Blue]

Jed's Dead, baby. Jed's Dead.

[BigRedJed]

:les: BIG TALK, COMING FROM A LITTLE BLUE STATUE GUY THING WEARING A TURBAN OR WHATEVER!!!

[BigRedJed]

It works better when you keep the text all on one line, apparently.

[BigRedJed]

Only four slots left! They're going fast, ppl!

[BigRedJed]

ONLY TWO LEFT!!! LET'S GET THIS MOFO ON THE ROAD, PPL!

[Sooner Eclipse]

Alright, I'm in. Just go to the arcade?

[BigRedJed]

Hell, I don't know. It's my first tourney. I think you get a PM. We might have to have all of the slots filled before play begins. I might have to register a couple of my trolls. Wha..?

[Blue]

Hurry up. Idols coming on...whaaaaa?Ryan Seacrest is hot...I mean talented!

Hellz Kitchen premiere too Bitches!

[silverwheels]

Yeah, I don't have all night. There's a lot of beer at Buffalo Wild Wings that needs to be consumed.

[BigRedJed]

TWO MORE PEOPLE!! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK??!?!

[OU-HSV]

I'm in. You will hear no smack talk from me right now. I've only won one tourney out of at least the 5 or so I've been in.

[BigRedJed]

Well, considering I've never been in a tourney, smack talk away.

:kelvin:

[BigRedJed]

Too bad we didn't have a Sean Sutton smiley for that post.

[Blue]

The dynomites about to go BOOM!

[Blue]

One more leetle gurlrail!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Wattsamatter?...you guys scared of a little skee ball?

:chicken:

[BigRedJed]

Heh. Now the wheels are falling off. Silverwheels had to go watch his 7 PM TV. We might have this tourney strung out over a day or so. ONE MORE!! I choose Dean.

[BigRedJed]

:les: BOCK BOCK!!

:chicken:

[silverwheels]

What?

[BigRedJed]

Oh, sorry. You were showing to be offline.

[silverwheels]

I logged out for a minute because I was going to eat, but I'm not that hungry. Well, I should probably eat now since I'm going to drink later.

[BigRedJed]

NO FOOD!! SKEE BALL!!

[BigRedJed]

Geez. I'm even annoying myself.

[Sooner_Havok]

Prediction:

I will not go far

[BigRedJed]

All I know is that BSG has been practicing nonstop since signing up. I might be in trouble.

[Sooner_Havok]

I got to 880, not bad since I am usually down around 120

[BigRedJed]

Lordy. With all of the practice time you people are getting while I'm out trying to hustle ONE LOUSY PERSON into registering for the tourney, I'll prolly get an asskicking myself.

:mad:

[Blue]

I hustled Spray into it. LETS GET IT ON!

[Sooner_Havok]

I would offer mai troll, but he got squished...still don't know how they knew it was me???

[BigRedJed]

Up and running!

[Blue]

...and Jed leaves. PERFECT!:kelvin: :kelvin:

[Sooner_Havok]

Bwahahaha

[bri]

No fair! You started it while I was watching my free copy of the H.A.A.R.P. DVD!

Teh suck, Jed is it.

[silverwheels]

**** skee ball.

[Sooner_Havok]

Teh suck, Jed is it.

:D :D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

All I know is that BSG has been practicing nonstop since signing up. I might be in trouble.

Yeah. Not so much.

:kelvin:

[BigRedJed]

:(

:D

[Blue]

Sheeeeet!

[BigRedJed]

How in the H-E-double thoothpicks did Spray play a whole game without scoring a single point? :confused:

[bri]

Yeah. Not so much.

Aww, turn that frown upside down, Booty. Fail is teh new win!

[silverwheels]

How in the H-E-double thoothpicks did Spray play a whole game without scoring a single point? :confused:

And he still beat me. :(


deer skee ball:

mah bawls. let me show u them

[Blue]

How in the H-E-double thoothpicks did Spray play a whole game without scoring a single point? :confused:

The pesky green-negative ball.

[BigRedJed]

Now how did I beat Eclipse? It says I played 3, and I only played one. Makes sense if my one game high score was better than any of his three, but it only says that he played two. :confused:

[Sooner_Havok]

I just wish HSV would play already

[BigRedJed]

Yeah, we might have lost him for the night. :mad:

[Sooner Eclipse]

Now how did I beat Eclipse? It says I played 3, and I only played one. Makes sense if my one game high score was better than any of his three, but it only says that he played two. :confused:

I have no idea but i concede anyway. I is the sukks at this.

[Sooner_Havok]

Well, looks like I am in skee ball purgatory

[sooneron]

You got lucky, Jed. I won the last one.

[BigRedJed]

Did I win?

[BigRedJed]

No, we're still waiting on HSV to try to beat Havok's score, winner taking on my already put-up 950. Shouldn't be too hard for someone to beat that POS score.

[Sooner_Havok]

Did I win?

not yet boi! I still has game!

[Blue]

winner takes on Spray then winner takes on Jed. Wheres HIV boy?

[Sooner_Havok]

winner takes on Spray then winner takes on Jed. Wheres HIV boy?

He is skeered!

[bri]

Oh come on, don't be like that at HIV's expense. Think positive.

[OU-HSV]

1 and done. Them there skeeze ballz are tough

[Sooner_Havok]

You slowed mai game down!!! I was rocken it till I had to wait fer you!!!1

:D

[OU-HSV]

You had only played 2 out of 3 by the time I played. Turns out it probably only took one out of your 3 chances to beat my lousy arse anyways. Skee Ball is one of the many games I'm not very good at in the new arcade. :D

[bri]

1 and done. Them there skeeze ballz are tough

Dude, if your skeeze has ballz, you're frequenting the wrong street corner.

[Sooner98]

950 for BRJ? Yeah, this one's over.

[Sooner_Havok]

You had only played 2 out of 3 by the time I played. Turns out it probably only took one out of your 3 chances to beat my lousy arse anyways. Skee Ball is one of the many games I'm not very good at in the new arcade. :D

They need games that we can win th high score at and keep

[Fugue]

I miss everything. :(