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VeeJay
4/1/2008, 10:38 AM
How much is too much?

And what line should one not cross?

Disclaimer: Viewing an assistant's cream colored thongs doesn't qualify.
SoonerInKCMO
4/1/2008, 10:42 AM
How much is too much?

Don't worry; HR will let you know.
bonkuba
4/1/2008, 10:53 AM
Don't worry; HR will let you know.

I worked for over 15 years for a large coporation.......and I hate to say this but HR is the most useless thing on this earth (well almost). Many examples I could give....but they would only tend to aggravate me to know end. :-)
soonermix
4/1/2008, 11:06 AM
its probably a good idea to not dip your pen in the company ink
SoonerInKCMO
4/1/2008, 11:10 AM
its probably a good idea to not dip your pen in the company ink

Unless she's hot. Really hot.
soonermix
4/1/2008, 11:14 AM
Unless she's hot. Really hot.

but make sure she is not f'in crazy... no amount of hotness can make up for crazy that close everyday at work.
VeeJay
4/1/2008, 11:25 AM
E-mails I am guessing are probably not a good idea.

As for HR, I once worked with an HR manager (female) who was much older than me and my 30-something counterparts. She slept with some of us (me excluded) and yapped about her conquests to other females in the office. This from the HR manager. How screwed up is that?
OUDoc
4/1/2008, 11:26 AM
3rd base.

That's just wrong.
VeeJay
4/1/2008, 11:27 AM
Um...so second base is OK?

How about a run-down between 2nd and 3rd?
OUDoc
4/1/2008, 11:46 AM
Um...so second base is OK?

How about a run-down between 2nd and 3rd?

Pickle?
soonermix
4/1/2008, 01:14 PM
3rd base should be ok as long as it is at the office, or under your desk, or during a meeting with your boss.....
tommieharris91
4/1/2008, 01:17 PM
E-mails I am guessing are probably not a good idea.

As for HR, I once worked with an HR manager (female) who was much older than me and my 30-something counterparts. She slept with some of us (me excluded) and yapped about her conquests to other females in the office. This from the HR manager. How screwed up is that?

I'm guessing these types of stories made you not want to have an imagination...
VeeJay
4/1/2008, 01:19 PM
I see and hear about a lot of stuff. Much of it ends up having tragically gone awry.
OKC-SLC
4/1/2008, 01:30 PM
Pickle?

I believe instrumentation is likely to result in an HR call.
Oldnslo
4/1/2008, 01:35 PM
Are you participating in the flirting or are you in HR? Completely different answers.
OUDoc
4/1/2008, 01:41 PM
Just show her your hair potato and move along.
BillyBall
4/1/2008, 01:50 PM
It depends on how ugly you are, "Sexual Harassment" is completely subjective.
fadada1
4/1/2008, 02:00 PM
3rd base.


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give her the gas face.
VeeJay
4/1/2008, 02:01 PM
I actually did have a thang with a girl in HR once (not the old broad). She acted like HR matters were guarded secrets handed down at the Sermon on the Mount. That didn't end well.
texas bandman
4/1/2008, 02:11 PM
I flirt with my assistant, just never in front of the students.
















Of course, she is my wife and after 18 years of living and working together we don't flirt much. :D
Fraggle145
4/1/2008, 02:33 PM
3rd base should be ok as long as it is at the office, or under your desk, or during a meeting with your boss.....

Screw it slide into home face first... :eek:
VeeJay
4/1/2008, 02:44 PM
Long as you end up on top of the plate I reckon that's OK
SeattleOUstudent
4/1/2008, 03:31 PM
I actually did have a thang with a girl in HR once (not the old broad). She acted like HR matters were guarded secrets handed down at the Sermon on the Mount. That didn't end well.

...dont make me go dig up the thong thread again :)
stoopified
4/1/2008, 04:09 PM
This thread is worthless w/o pics....of hawt women.
shaun4411
4/1/2008, 04:25 PM
dont get your office hookup pregnant.