For some reason, this makes me giggle

[bri]

Viking Kitten Scored 11 points playing Bri Presents Alcohol Test

Heh.

"Viking Kitten" + "Alcohol" = consistent comedy gold.

[Viking Kitten]

*snort*

[bri]

Dang, snort and drink? Holy hell, woman, it's only 9:30 in the morning!

Who do you think you are, Nickelback or something?

[Viking Kitten]

Don't make me angry, Bri. I'm a mean drunk.

[bri]

You don't scare me. I'm safe and sound all the way on the other side of the state. If you tried to reach me while you were drunk, one of three things would happen:

1) One of the nice men in the funny-looking hats pulls you over.
2) Ditch.
3) You make it, but have sobered up in the meantime.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3097/2371333314_bebb217ab9.jpg

So as you can see, young Jedi, I am quite safe from your friends here.

[Viking Kitten]

Speaking of being drunk... with that green skin, you know that dude never gets pinched on St. Patrick's Day.

[StoopTroup]

He looks like he has a bad hangover too.

[bri]

Speaking of being drunk... with that green skin, you know that dude never gets pinched on St. Patrick's Day.

Jaundice, FTW!

hMGvxhGWOFI

[BudSooner]

I've never seen that before, holy **** thats greatness!

[StoopTroup]

ROTFLMAO!