Glad I was only a Little drunk

[olevetonahill]

Im sitten here Sipping some of what Im brewing
I here this Big ole noise coming from the Olevet Kitchen .
Im thinkin Ole hell shats fixin to blow :eek:
I run to the Kitchen nekkad , Going Oh hell .
But God was good It wasnt My mash spewin It was just a water line Broke under My kitchen sink . So I say Hell this aint No step fer a stepper
I fall on my Fat gut and try to turn the Valve thingy off .
Uhuh aint happening :mad:
So I says
Olevet Ur tuff , Just Force that line back up in that fittenin and Tighten it back up
2 hr shower later I drive My self to the Bottem Of my hill and Turn the Water off
Ill fix that bitch tommorow .
Who da man ?

[Sooner_Havok]

Who da man ?

Well, you failed to actually fix the problem -15 man points
but, you are procrastinating so +25 man points

Hey, you come out 10 man points ahead :D

[olevetonahill]

Bygawd
So I do be the Man
;)

[bri]

You forgot the bonus man points for being nekkid while attempting amatuer home repairs.

[olevetonahill]

You forgot the bonus man points for being nekkid while attempting amatuer home repairs.

Plus Dont I get Mo Nekked points fer Drivin to the Bottom Of My hill Neked and Shuttin the water Off ?
Glad Ya got My Back (in a good way ) :cool:

[Sooner_Havok]

Plus Dont I get Mo Nekked points fer Drivin to the Bottom Of My hill Neked and Shuttin the water Off ?
Glad Ya got My Back (in a good way ) :cool:

You would have gotten a whole lot more man points had the popos been involved :D

[olevetonahill]

You would have gotten a whole lot more man points had the popos been involved :D

Then I should Bust the Scale Cause they Skeered Of me !:D

[Sooner_Havok]

Well ****, I can't blame em. Think about it ob-ject-tivly. If you knew about some crazy asred old coot living up on I hill with stock piles of munitions, who was distilling his own shine, and liked to run around nekked as a jay bird, wouldn't you be skeered of him?


Nah, he'd be yer best friend huh :D

[olevetonahill]

I gota think about that one
Ill get back to ya after I fix the Line or Not .

[Sooner_Havok]

Eh, no rush :D

[SleestakSooner]

You forgot the bonus man points for being nekkid while attempting amatuer home repairs.

Look who's calling the veteran an amateur! :eek:

I am sure it was the home brew that kept him from completing the task ;)

[olevetonahill]

Look who's calling the veteran an amateur! :eek:

I am sure it was the home brew that kept him from completing the task ;)

naw It was Drunk nekadass

[Sooner_Havok]

That counts fer something

[VeeJay]

Now. if you had a babe or two in the hot tub while your little crisis was ensuing, and they weren't distracted, you'd have some more bonus points on the man-scale..

[Sooner_Havok]

Hell, he always gots da babes with him, that should be a given!

[Collier11]

This is one of those legendary stories that should never be forgotten!

[Sooner_Havok]

Add it to your sig line!

[SleestakSooner]

well at least you got your yearly spring shower out of the way :D

[BigRedJed]

Back on the man points thing: what did you drive nekkid to the bottom of the hill? 'Cause if you drove a riding lawn mower, you just booted Dean to the SF manly man curb.

[StoopTroup]

Back on the man points thing: what did you drive nekkid to the bottom of the hill? 'Cause if you drove a riding lawn mower, you just booted Dean to the SF manly man curb.

Exactly....

Can you even calculate the amount of man points for that manly act?

Of course if you had on only a beer helmet while riding....

http://www.kegfun.com/images/beerhelmet.jpg

[olevetonahill]

I suck. It was My Pick up :O

[SleestakSooner]

how bad was the flooding, you still good to have visitors?

[olevetonahill]

If i evar get off My fat *** and fix it :eek:

[Tiptonsooner]

I suck. It was My Pick up :O

PSA: bring your own seat cover if riding olevets truck

[BigRedJed]

Eww. Sounds sticky...

[SleestakSooner]

yeah, somewhere in that whole fiasco it's a good bet he about shat himself:eek: