A question about a "Hypothetical" situation involving what may be a one night stand.

[dolemitesooner]

Ok I am not going to get into all the details, but lets say there is this guy, and this beyonce

Said guy really likes said beyonce. Said guy and Beyonce and guy have never been on a "date", but have hung out multiple times and their has always been sort of an odd sexual tension between them. Neither one ever makes a move because the Beyonce has a Boyfriend, and a kid. Then one day said Guy keeps hearing how much said beyonce likes him. So he makes a move. The two talk a lot and finally decided to go out one night. Said guy gets drunk, and asks the beyonce for ride home. She gives one and then they wind up in his place. they drunkly disscus their lives, beyonce tells guy she has been with her boyfriend for over 5 years but she does not love him and they have only had sex once in the past year. Then they decided to have sex that night. Said beyonce says tommorw she has to hang out with her child, and here boyfriend who is at home watching the kid is probably ****ed.

So the next day not wanting this to be looked at as a one night thing the guy texts said beyonce she causly asking her how she is doing at about 7pm.

12:49pm the next day he has still not heard form beyonce.

Does this mean he got played and she was a one night stand, How long now should guy wait to try to contact beyonce again?

Thanks in advace:)

[Pricetag]

She's probably thinking once a year is okay, after all.

[JohnnyMack]

Hope her boyfriend isn't a Mexican. If he is, you're gonna get cut.

[Mjcpr]

I'm thinking any kind of sexual tension with you involved would be odd.

[dolemitesooner]

I'm thinking any kind of sexual tension with you involved would be odd.

Where in the above did it say this was me:cool:

[rufnek05]

sounds like said guy is going to get hit in the mouth by said beyonce's current boyfriend.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

SAS is so going to be ****ed

[dolemitesooner]

sounds like said guy is going to get hit in the mouth by said beyonce's current boyfriend.

This guy is not worried about beyonce's boyfreind. He is a d-bag

[sooner_born_1960]

Does said beyonce have big tits?

[rufnek05]

This guy is not worried about beyonce's boyfreind. He is a d-bag

well then i'd keep hittin it. even though she does have a lot of baggage.

[OKLA21FAN]

Sicem's hypotheticals are better



just sayin

[dolemitesooner]

Does said beyonce have big tits?

No........ medium

[dolemitesooner]

well then i'd keep hittin it. even though she does have a lot of baggage.
Listen. Thats the thing she has not responded. Did the GUY get played?

[SoonerStormchaser]

Where's SicEm when ya need him?

[dolemitesooner]

Where's SicEm when ya need him?
Come on guys.

Am I going to get no seriuos answers. if not I guess I will not post this **** again

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Naughty girls need love too.

Seriously though, maybe she is not answering because she feels guilty for hitting it. Sometimes a one night stand is just that.

[tommieharris91]

A SicEm hypothetical would involve the dude not tappin dat azz and dat azz still not callin back.

[M]

Listen. Thats the thing she has not responded. Did the GUY get played?

My guess is
- she's just not that into him.
- this is not the first time she's done something like this.

He should cut his losses and bow out now.

[tommieharris91]

Naughty girls need love too.

Seriously though, maybe she is not answering because she feels guilty for hitting it. Sometimes a one night stand is just that.

Naughty girls usually get a lot of love, though. For reals, said guy should take M's advice and move on. The earlier the better.

[SoonerStormchaser]

srsly though,
This should be raising some major red flags for that dude. I gotta agree with M, cut and run now.

[dolemitesooner]

My guess is
- she's just not that into him.
- this is not the first time she's done something like this.

He should cut his losses and bow out now.Thanks M

[bri]

Listen. Thats the thing she has not responded. Did the GUY get played?

Yep.

Trust me on this one. :D

[dolemitesooner]

Yep.

Trust me on this one. :D
:D

[dolemitesooner]

Yep.

Trust me on this one. :D
:D

[sooner_born_1960]

Because she didn't respond to one text message? You gotta give her more of a chance than that. Hell, I almost never respond to text messages.

[sooner_born_1960]

And what up with the subject? Every time I try to quick respond, it tells me I need to shorten my subject line from 88 to 85.

[rufnek05]

Listen. Thats the thing she has not responded. Did the GUY get played?

sounds like he did. he sent her the one text, but is he sure she gets text messages? if she does then she'll respond if she wants to. maybe your friend sucked in bed

[dolemitesooner]

sounds like he did. he sent her the one text, but is he sure she gets text messages? if she does then she'll respond if she wants to. maybe your friend sucked in bed
Dude she gets texts....Lol. Thats how they do most of their talking. 25-30 texts a day.

[frankensooner]

I think she wants the guy to send flowers. Yeah, thats the ticket.


Seriously though, tell the guy to not contact the gal for about a couple of more days. Then text her again, if he is still interested.

[Taxman71]

Consider this a freebie. As Charlie Sheen says, you pay them to leave.....

[M]

Because she didn't respond to one text message? You gotta give her more of a chance than that. Hell, I almost never respond to text messages.

Yeah, but it's almost been 48 hours and no response. It just has all the markings of a drunken one-nighter. And since she's not with him, you have to assume she's back with the BF.

[sooner_born_1960]

For all we know, she somehow missed that one text message, and is sitting around wondering why Doleo hasn't called.

and I'm getting tired of having to "go advanced" evertime I try to respond in this damn thread.

[dolemitesooner]

I think she wants the guy to send flowers. Yeah, thats the ticket.

Thats pretty funny because I know some guys that would do that. :D

[dolemitesooner]

For all we know, she somehow missed that one text message, and is sitting around wondering why Doleo hasn't called.

This is not Doleo, and thats what I was thinking, but **** it Guys thinks its in beyonce court.

[sooner_born_1960]

This is not Doleo, and thats what I was thinking, but **** it Guys thinks its in beyonce court.
Oh, well. Guy either got played or is missing out because of a misunderstanding. I'll still sleep tonight.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Is Guy with a pronunciation like "eye" or the French like "pea"?

[TexasLidig8r]

Boyfriend of 5 years.... sex ONCE a year? uh... That statement casts some... doubt on the veracity of said vixen.

She said she doesn't love boyfriend? Why stay with him? For an alleged "stable" household for the sake of the urchin? Bah.. children know when there's tension.. and.. if boyfriend is not getting it at home, he is getting it elsewhere.

Assume Beyonce and Hypothetiboy had a strong, "friendship" relationship (from the revelation of 25 - 30 texts a day) we can certainly assume that... In all likelihood, Beyonce confided in Hypothetiboy, shared her thoughts, feelings and felt.. safe with said Hypothetiboy.

NOW, after that unexpected night of dilatation, she feels vulnerable, guilty and confused.. did she betray her boyfriend, even though she doesn't love him.. did she betray her friendship with Hypothetiboy because of her sexual dalliance.. did she betray herself, her morals, her judgment?

Any immediate response would be more the superficial after-affect without time for careful contemplation.

The friendship will either be lost for good or... after the initial awkwardness is over, and communication about why it can, or can't happen again, will remain strong (if Hypothetiboy is up to this).. or she will use this as the foundation upon which to build her exit strategy from Boyfriend.

[JohnnyMack]

She's a whore.

So is he.

All of 'em. Whores. Shakin' their booties for the men folk.

[fadada1]

She's a whore.

So is he.

All of 'em. Whores. Shakin' their booties for the men folk.

one time... during the war.... i visit a prostitute.

[OUHOMER]

Said Guy got played, Said guy was lousy in bed. Said guys next text from her will be. "OH, I was drunk and made a mistake, i should have never done that, I really like you as a friend."

[olevetonahill]

Did said GUY get His ??????
Whats the Prob ?:confused:

[C&CDean]

If you were worth a **** she'd have called back a long time ago.

And texting is gayer than Lid's flower pots.

[Jimminy Crimson]

We can move to the tropics
Sip pina coladas
Shorty I could take you there
Or we can move to the slums
Where killers get hung
Shorty I could take you there
You know I could take you (I could take you...)
I could take you (I could take you...)
Shorty I could take you there
You know I could take you (I could take you...)
I could take you (I could take you...)
Shorty I could take you there

:texan:

[bri]

I hate that song with the fire of infinite suns. :mad:

[SoonerTerry]

If you were worth a **** she'd have called back a long time ago.

And texting is gayer than Lid's flower pots.

2nd that...

if you were a sectual tyrannosaurus this thread would be titled "how do I get rid of bagage chick"

[TexasLidig8r]

And texting is gayer than Lid's flower pots.

It's an URN dammit!!!

[soonermix]

did said guy get to "Superman that hoe"?
thats what the kids are sayin these days right?

[bri]

Back when I was in college, Sega had all these commercials for the Genesis that would always end with someone yelling "SEGA!" My roommate and I always joked about yelling "SEGA!" while with one of the ladies. Never did, tho.

Oh god, I hope he realized that was a joke.

[BigRedJed]

Back when I was in college, the Atari 5200 ruled all. 'Cause I'm old.

[bri]

Heh.

"PONG!!!"

That actually works somehow. :D

[Collier11]

Listen. Thats the thing she has not responded. Did the GUY get played?

Seriously doubt it...she is probably thinking long and hard about what she really wants...whether that is said guy or to not be with old guy

[dolemitesooner]

2nd that...

if you were a sectual tyrannosaurus this thread would be titled "how do I get rid of bagage chick"

Its not ME

[dolemitesooner]

2nd that...

if you were a sectual tyrannosaurus this thread would be titled "how do I get rid of bagage chick"

**** I am a sexual tyranasauruas. This is not about me....its abotu a GUY

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

**** I am a sexual tyranasauruas. This is not about me....its abotu a GUY
You're a chick?

[bri]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1009/762012019_ce8243fe34.jpg

[dolemitesooner]

You're a chick?
:rolleyes: :D I am not the Beyonce either

[Ash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jpa6wti1zs&feature=related

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1009/762012019_ce8243fe34.jpg
:confused:

[mdklatt]

PIITB.


Three pages, people. Three pages!

[SouthFortySooner]

"The Lie", (only once in a year), and the alcohol make every answer we/she/ or he give, suspect. He should try her again sober for the true test.

[dolemitesooner]

UPDATE

The Beyonce left her phone in said guys room when she was over and it was dead from her boyfreind blowing it up the prevoius night. Said Beyonce showed up at this guys house and was all over him, she got her phone back and they talked again that night. She said she had a great time and wants to go out again and talk about things.

So Maybe the guy did lay it down well HAHA

[sooner_born_1960]

See. There was another explanation other than Guy getting played. I win.

[proud gonzo]

http://www.usatunes.com/uploads/EB67ACAD-4402-972E-4620-3CF4C8D65998/photos/D6DFE2BB-D59A-6C94-E8F4-36E1975A5B93.jpg + http://im.rediff.com/movies/2008/jan/18look4.jpg

???

[dolemitesooner]

http://www.usatunes.com/uploads/EB67ACAD-4402-972E-4620-3CF4C8D65998/photos/D6DFE2BB-D59A-6C94-E8F4-36E1975A5B93.jpg + http://im.rediff.com/movies/2008/jan/18look4.jpg

???
Jay-z would kick said guy's ***

[bri]

HYPOTHETICAL HIGH-FIVE, GUY!

You know, wherever you are.

Heh.