Word combinations you don't want to hear from your Dr. [Archive]

Cam

3/25/2008, 09:28 PM

BigRedJed

3/25/2008, 09:29 PM

Jason?

colleyvillesooner

3/25/2008, 09:31 PM

"You have ruptured your ligaments. The MRI shows there's zero attachment to the bones."

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Slice and dice is scheduled to happen in 2 weeks. Oh well, I'll be better off in the long run for it. Plus, I'll get some damn good drugs out of it.

WOW. That sucks.

mine went pretty good. close to surgery for ligament damage, but PT should take care of it.

good luck man.

Blue

3/25/2008, 09:35 PM

Terminal Diarreah?

PrideTrombone

3/25/2008, 09:38 PM

Anal Fissure?

shaun4411

3/25/2008, 09:40 PM

" i only accept cash "

or

"what do you mean i need a license?"

VeeJay

3/25/2008, 09:45 PM

Inflamed anus

VeeJay

3/25/2008, 09:46 PM

Severe gout

VeeJay

3/25/2008, 09:47 PM

Aggravated tendonitis

VeeJay

3/25/2008, 09:47 PM

Brain malfunction

VeeJay

3/25/2008, 09:49 PM

Calcium deposits

VeeJay

3/25/2008, 09:49 PM

Insurance deductible

King Crimson

3/25/2008, 09:50 PM

the last guy i saw with this went by the name Nick Zeppelin.

Cam

3/25/2008, 09:52 PM

the last guy i saw with this went by the name Nick Zeppelin.

I hope to hell I've built up just a smidge more credibility around here than him. :eek:

Sooner_Havok

3/25/2008, 10:01 PM

Anal Leakage

crawfish

3/25/2008, 10:14 PM

*** foam.

Tailwind

3/25/2008, 10:24 PM

Man, that sucks. Hope you have a full and speedy recovery.

Frozen Sooner

3/25/2008, 10:33 PM

Impacted Anal Gland

BlondeSoonerGirl

3/25/2008, 10:38 PM

Leg lump.

:eddie:

Sooner_Havok

3/25/2008, 11:40 PM

testicular torsion

Frozen Sooner

3/25/2008, 11:42 PM

testicular torsion

^^

I've had that.

It's not fun. Like even less than it sounds.

Sooner_Havok

3/25/2008, 11:51 PM

^^

I've had that.

It's not fun. Like even less than it sounds.

http://gwally.com/avatars/images/ssc.jpg

Fixed!

I can't imagine that it feels good, what is the opposite of good?

Frozen Sooner

3/25/2008, 11:56 PM

Fixed!

I can't imagine that it feels good, what is the opposite of good?

Bad doesn't describe it.

Anti-good?

Sooner_Havok

3/25/2008, 11:57 PM

Bad doesn't describe it.

Anti-good?

Yeah, I think anti-good might encompass it nicely. :D

Frozen Sooner

3/25/2008, 11:59 PM

Yeah, it's not so much that you don't like it, it's that it takes pleasure out of your life that you had before.

Anti-good.

Due to a congenital deal, when I was 13-14 it happened to me several times. I talked about it on the IT a bit and how they fixed it.

This involved scissors, needle and thread, and my scrote.

More anti-good.

Sooner_Havok

3/26/2008, 12:08 AM

Well then, I guess you are validating my word combination you don't want to hear from your Dr. then huh.

several times...that my friend would suck most greatly.

Sooner_Bob

3/26/2008, 07:08 AM

"You have ruptured your ligaments. The MRI shows there's zero attachment to the bones."

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Slice and dice is scheduled to happen in 2 weeks. Oh well, I'll be better off in the long run for it. Plus, I'll get some damn good drugs out of it.

Dang dude . . . I hope you get all healed up and can go back to dunking and hitting homers. :D

crawfish

3/26/2008, 07:19 AM

This involved scissors, needle and thread, and my scrote.

Those are definitely words I don't want to hear from my doctor. :eek:

OUDoc

3/26/2008, 07:56 AM

Bend over.

SoonerInFla

3/26/2008, 08:04 AM

Penile amputation.

soonerinabilene

3/26/2008, 08:12 AM

"WTF?"

OUDoc

3/26/2008, 08:15 AM

"That's strange"

crawfish

3/26/2008, 08:22 AM

"You're going to feel a little prick"

stoops the eternal pimp

3/26/2008, 08:33 AM

"relax..I saw this in a movie once"

crawfish

3/26/2008, 08:58 AM

"No...but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night"

tommieharris91

3/26/2008, 09:05 AM

Calcium deposits

I actually had a doctor tell me he might have thought I had one of these growing in my chest when I was in high school. I still have it in my body today. This is actually a lot better than the alternative (tumor).

Mixer!

3/26/2008, 09:10 AM

:les: IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!

C&CDean

3/26/2008, 09:13 AM

Dude, you're ****ed.

Mixer!

3/26/2008, 09:14 AM

Oh, nearly forgot: "You're triglceryde level is over 400, so we'll see you next Tuesday for another blood fasting test".

Curly Bill

3/26/2008, 09:16 AM

Do you have a contact number for your next of kin?

C&CDean

3/26/2008, 09:17 AM

Oh, nearly forgot: "You're triglceryde level is over 400, so we'll see you next Tuesday for another blood fasting test".

Heh. Before I began my Maffetone fat jihad, my cholesterol was 278, and my triglycerides were 511. Now, they're at 116 and 90.

tidalmouse

3/26/2008, 09:39 AM

Doctor "You have rapidly progressing Elaphantitas(sp).We need to Amputate."
:(

BigRedJed

3/26/2008, 10:10 AM

"Why yes, I do have both of my hands on your shoulders..."

Mixer!

3/26/2008, 10:12 AM

Heh. Before I began my Maffetone fat jihad, my cholesterol was 278, and my triglycerides were 511. Now, they're at 116 and 90.
Well, that's the *isser: my cholesterol is at 140. I'm now on a near-Atkins diet, and was told no more sugared anything for awhile.

C&CDean

3/26/2008, 10:27 AM

Well, that's the *isser: my cholesterol is at 140. I'm now on a near-Atkins diet, and was told no more sugared anything for awhile.

Maffetone/South Beachy for me. That **** works man.