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royalfan5
3/24/2008, 05:05 PM
One of his office decorations is a University of Miami helmet. Perhaps, I've made a mistake.

proud gonzo
3/24/2008, 05:11 PM
Never trust a dentist with hairy knuckles.

TheUnnamedSooner
3/24/2008, 05:26 PM
My old dentist had a big university of texas banner in his office. My new dentist is from baylor. I feel better.

BigRedJed
3/24/2008, 05:27 PM
I've found it best to stay away from doctors who somehow perform prostate exams with BOTH hands on your shoulders, at the same time. This is especially true of dentists.

achiro
3/24/2008, 05:43 PM
If he recommend some "bling fo yo grill"...run!

LilSooner
3/24/2008, 05:46 PM
One of the guys that I grew up with is now a dentist. He played on the national championship team in 2000.

They call him Dr. Model. Seriously.

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3/24/2008, 05:55 PM
Never limit yourself to school affiliation when choosing medical professsionals, especially if said professionals are in your area.

That said, http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/sioncampus/11/15/campus.chronicles/p1_miamimascot.jpg

BajaOklahoma
3/24/2008, 08:27 PM
My current dentist is a UT grad who doesn't care for sports.
The hygenist is an OU grad. She loves football.

royalfan5
3/24/2008, 08:34 PM
It should be noted that the guy is a Creighton Alum, so I suppose he had to pick a team at random.

shaun4411
3/24/2008, 08:55 PM
last time i went to a dentist , it went a lil bit like this :

Dentist: "now shaun, this nitrous oxide will numb your mouth so you wont feel any pain. and when i start prodding around youre gonna feel a little prick in your mouth."

Shaun: "youre gonna have to give me a lot more nitrous before that starts happening!"




i now have a new dentist.

BillyBall
3/24/2008, 09:36 PM
It would be a lot worse if he had some sort of English Premiership swag laying around..

proud gonzo
3/24/2008, 10:21 PM
wait, i thought we were talking about dentists. what's a denist?

Frozen Sooner
3/24/2008, 10:38 PM
last time i went to a dentist , it went a lil bit like this :

Dentist: "now shaun, this nitrous oxide will numb your mouth so you wont feel any pain. and when i start prodding around youre gonna feel a little prick in your mouth."

Shaun: "youre gonna have to give me a lot more nitrous before that starts happening!"




i now have a new dentist.

That'd be a great story. If Nitrous Oxide was used to numb your mouth.