The Gourmet Cokebook

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A Complete Guide to Cocaine.

For some reason my Mom was going through books at her House and thought many of the books she found might be mine.

Anyway this little gem was in there.

I'm thumbing through and it has a picture of Sigmund Freud.

The Caption: Freud found it necessary to undergo a Rhinoplasty (Nose Operation) on three separate occasions as a result of excessive in dulgence in Cocaine.

Evidently this stuff is a great pain killer. :D

There's even a picture of a Peruvian Fertilty Pipe. :eek:

Looks like you could chip a tooth on that! :D

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It also has a nice Graph.

"The Uses for Cocaine - Weight in metric tons"

Medical uses = 1/2 ton

Coca Leaf Chewing = 2500 tons

Uses Unaccountable = 12,000 tons

I wonder where it all went?

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Chapter 2:

See the girl. She is walking down the street. She is wearing a cocaine tee-shirt. She must be groovy. See the boy. He is sitting at a counter drinking coffee. He is mixing the coffee with the spoon around his neck. He must be groovy too. The groovy girl is going into the drug store. She is asking for Afrin. All cokies know about Afrin. Afrin keeps the nasal passages clear. The boy is finished with his coffee. He is ready to leave. As he stands, he takes a handfull of straws from the counter. He is going to a party. He will need the straws since his spoon is wet.

I'm not making this stuff up either...

Evidently using cocaine hinders your use of napkins to dry off your spoon.

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I bet my Brother owns a spoon.

I get blamed for everything...

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BTW...never snort Wasabi...

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