View Full Version : I Got A Boner Checked Today
SleestakSooner
3/21/2008, 11:40 PM
Priapism... Viagra is one helluva drug to OD on! :eek:
BigRedJed
3/21/2008, 11:44 PM
Have I ever told you about when I participated in a drug study and got paid a ton of money to spank it? Yeah...those were the days.
BigRedJed
3/21/2008, 11:46 PM
Too bad I don't still get paid, 'CAUSE I'D BE RICH, BITCH!!
olevetonahill
3/21/2008, 11:46 PM
Have I ever told you about when I participated in a drug study and got paid a ton of money to spank it? Yeah...those were the days.
You paid a ton of money to Spank Slestacks ?:eek:
I guess TNWWT if thats what yall want .:hot:
SoonerObsession
3/21/2008, 11:46 PM
I feel so bad for any dude that has to go to the clinic because his buddy won't relax. How do you even check in without making a scene? If you cover it up it's still going to be pretty obvious. I remember getting pitched tents in public when I was seventeen year old. Not good! :D
BigRedJed
3/21/2008, 11:47 PM
You paid a ton of money to Spank Slestacks ?:eek:
I guess TNWWT if thats what yall want .:hot:
Well, I don't call mine "sleestack," but if that's what you call yours, who's to judge?
olevetonahill
3/21/2008, 11:50 PM
Yall Just spank yer way Off into the sunset , riding Double On yer Moped .:D
BigRedJed
3/21/2008, 11:59 PM
Laugh it up, pal. Just remember which one of us got PAID. :D
BigRedJed
3/22/2008, 12:01 AM
i just realized this thread's title reads "i got a boner checked today," not i got a boner check today." please disregard all of my posting in this thread.
SleestakSooner
3/22/2008, 12:06 AM
i just realized this thread's title reads "i got a boner checked today," not i got a boner check today." please disregard all of my posting in this thread.
Was just a play on words from the I Got A Bonus Check Today thread... in case anyone thinks I was being serial:rolleyes:
BigRedJed
3/22/2008, 12:11 AM
unfortunately, i was being serial. :O
BigRedJed
3/22/2008, 12:11 AM
AND GETTING PAID, BITCHES!!
SleestakSooner
3/22/2008, 12:19 AM
So where does one go to donate? And do they take Drunkytown donors?
BigRedJed
3/22/2008, 12:21 AM
It wasn't a donation.
I GOT PAID, BEEYOTCH!!
SleestakSooner
3/22/2008, 12:25 AM
OK so where do you go to drop a load?
olevetonahill
3/22/2008, 12:32 AM
i just realized this thread's title reads "i got a boner checked today," not i got a boner check today." please disregard all of my posting in this thread.
And Just How Much did you get paid fer spankin yer Monkey . Did ya get extry fer spankin Slees to ?
:D :D :D :D :D :D
olevetonahill
3/22/2008, 12:37 AM
unfortunately, i was being serial. :O
Was you eatin Pizzed toasties ?
:D
BigRedJed
3/22/2008, 12:40 AM
Ah, it was like 15 years ago. The doc did FDA testing for pharma companies. OU Health Center. Easiest money I ever made.
BigRedJed
3/22/2008, 12:41 AM
I WAS JUST A KID!!!
olevetonahill
3/22/2008, 12:42 AM
It wasn't a donation.
I GOT PAID, BEEYOTCH!!
You Paid fer leaving a deposit ?:confused:
then you rode Off on your Moped ?
olevetonahill
3/22/2008, 12:43 AM
I WAS JUST A KID!!!
So was that lol
But Ok , ill be Good :D
BigRedJed
3/22/2008, 12:43 AM
No scooter back then. But I could have bought one with all the cash I made!!!
olevetonahill
3/22/2008, 12:46 AM
No scooter back then. But I could have bought one with all the cash I made!!!
By choking that chicken .:rolleyes:
Bro If I coulda made Money By being Horney and stuff . Ida been rich .:D
SleestakSooner
3/22/2008, 12:46 AM
the things you learn in the SO!
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/22/2008, 12:47 AM
Was just a play on words from the I Got A Bonus Check Today thread... in case anyone thinks I was being serial:rolleyes:I was thinking of starting "I got a Bogus check today", but got lazy.
SleestakSooner
3/22/2008, 12:47 AM
And Just How Much did you get paid fer spankin yer Monkey . Did ya get extry fer spankin Slees to ?
:D :D :D :D :D :D
If it ain't female it don't touch Slee's tallywhacker!:texan:
SleestakSooner
3/22/2008, 12:49 AM
I was thinking of starting "I got a Bogus check today", but got lazy.
Yeah I sent you that check for the republican "vote for Hillary" campaign:rolleyes:
Please wait til `09 to cash that will ya?
olevetonahill
3/22/2008, 12:52 AM
If it ain't female it don't touch Slee's tallywhacker!:texan:
Yea you say that when the Lights are on !
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
3/22/2008, 12:56 AM
Yeah I sent you that check for the republican "vote for Hillary" campaign:rolleyes:
Please wait til `09 to cash that will ya?The bank took it. Better check your account.
olevetonahill
3/22/2008, 12:59 AM
The bank took it. Better check your account.
I think Jed Made the Deposit .
goingoneight
3/22/2008, 02:07 AM
Ah, it was like 15 years ago. The doc did FDA testing for pharma companies. OU Health Center. Easiest money I ever made.
Did your boss ever tell you to quit ****in' around? :D
BigRedJed
3/22/2008, 09:52 AM
For YEARS. But it didn't have anything to do with my professional drug testing services.
soonerboomer93
3/22/2008, 01:02 PM
No scooter back then. But I could have bought one with all the cash I made!!!
So what, they paid you a whole $5.00?
BigRedJed
3/22/2008, 01:44 PM
A couple of grand. TO DO SOMETHING YOU'VE DONE FOR FREE ALL OF YOUR LIFE!!!
:mack:
BigRedJed
3/22/2008, 01:52 PM
Just to be clear, that wasn't one visit. It required a lot of visits, over a number of months. I had to put in quite a bit of work, yo.
VeeJay
3/22/2008, 02:44 PM
I ain't never heard of getting paid to run a batch. For research.
Wonder if David Crosby got paid for his donation?
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