I Got A Boner Checked Today

[SleestakSooner]

Priapism... Viagra is one helluva drug to OD on! :eek:

[BigRedJed]

Have I ever told you about when I participated in a drug study and got paid a ton of money to spank it? Yeah...those were the days.

[BigRedJed]

Too bad I don't still get paid, 'CAUSE I'D BE RICH, BITCH!!

[olevetonahill]

Have I ever told you about when I participated in a drug study and got paid a ton of money to spank it? Yeah...those were the days.

You paid a ton of money to Spank Slestacks ?:eek:
I guess TNWWT if thats what yall want .:hot:

[SoonerObsession]

I feel so bad for any dude that has to go to the clinic because his buddy won't relax. How do you even check in without making a scene? If you cover it up it's still going to be pretty obvious. I remember getting pitched tents in public when I was seventeen year old. Not good! :D

[BigRedJed]

You paid a ton of money to Spank Slestacks ?:eek:
I guess TNWWT if thats what yall want .:hot:
Well, I don't call mine "sleestack," but if that's what you call yours, who's to judge?

[olevetonahill]

Yall Just spank yer way Off into the sunset , riding Double On yer Moped .:D

[BigRedJed]

Laugh it up, pal. Just remember which one of us got PAID. :D

[BigRedJed]

i just realized this thread's title reads "i got a boner checked today," not i got a boner check today." please disregard all of my posting in this thread.

[SleestakSooner]

i just realized this thread's title reads "i got a boner checked today," not i got a boner check today." please disregard all of my posting in this thread.

Was just a play on words from the I Got A Bonus Check Today thread... in case anyone thinks I was being serial:rolleyes:

[BigRedJed]

unfortunately, i was being serial. :O

[BigRedJed]

AND GETTING PAID, BITCHES!!

[SleestakSooner]

So where does one go to donate? And do they take Drunkytown donors?

[BigRedJed]

It wasn't a donation.

I GOT PAID, BEEYOTCH!!

[SleestakSooner]

OK so where do you go to drop a load?

[olevetonahill]

i just realized this thread's title reads "i got a boner checked today," not i got a boner check today." please disregard all of my posting in this thread.

And Just How Much did you get paid fer spankin yer Monkey . Did ya get extry fer spankin Slees to ?
:D :D :D :D :D :D

[olevetonahill]

unfortunately, i was being serial. :O

Was you eatin Pizzed toasties ?
:D

[BigRedJed]

Ah, it was like 15 years ago. The doc did FDA testing for pharma companies. OU Health Center. Easiest money I ever made.

[BigRedJed]

I WAS JUST A KID!!!

[olevetonahill]

It wasn't a donation.

I GOT PAID, BEEYOTCH!!

You Paid fer leaving a deposit ?:confused:
then you rode Off on your Moped ?

[olevetonahill]

I WAS JUST A KID!!!

So was that lol
But Ok , ill be Good :D

[BigRedJed]

No scooter back then. But I could have bought one with all the cash I made!!!

[olevetonahill]

No scooter back then. But I could have bought one with all the cash I made!!!

By choking that chicken .:rolleyes:
Bro If I coulda made Money By being Horney and stuff . Ida been rich .:D

[SleestakSooner]

the things you learn in the SO!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Was just a play on words from the I Got A Bonus Check Today thread... in case anyone thinks I was being serial:rolleyes:I was thinking of starting "I got a Bogus check today", but got lazy.

[SleestakSooner]

And Just How Much did you get paid fer spankin yer Monkey . Did ya get extry fer spankin Slees to ?
:D :D :D :D :D :D

If it ain't female it don't touch Slee's tallywhacker!:texan:

[SleestakSooner]

I was thinking of starting "I got a Bogus check today", but got lazy.

Yeah I sent you that check for the republican "vote for Hillary" campaign:rolleyes:

Please wait til `09 to cash that will ya?

[olevetonahill]

If it ain't female it don't touch Slee's tallywhacker!:texan:

Yea you say that when the Lights are on !

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Yeah I sent you that check for the republican "vote for Hillary" campaign:rolleyes:

Please wait til `09 to cash that will ya?The bank took it. Better check your account.

[olevetonahill]

The bank took it. Better check your account.

I think Jed Made the Deposit .

[goingoneight]

Ah, it was like 15 years ago. The doc did FDA testing for pharma companies. OU Health Center. Easiest money I ever made.

Did your boss ever tell you to quit ****in' around? :D

[BigRedJed]

For YEARS. But it didn't have anything to do with my professional drug testing services.

[soonerboomer93]

No scooter back then. But I could have bought one with all the cash I made!!!

So what, they paid you a whole $5.00?

[BigRedJed]

A couple of grand. TO DO SOMETHING YOU'VE DONE FOR FREE ALL OF YOUR LIFE!!!

:mack:

[BigRedJed]

Just to be clear, that wasn't one visit. It required a lot of visits, over a number of months. I had to put in quite a bit of work, yo.

[VeeJay]

I ain't never heard of getting paid to run a batch. For research.

Wonder if David Crosby got paid for his donation?