I Got A Bonus Check Today

[VeeJay]

I've already sent gift cards to my daughters.

I think the remainder should go to :

- More Rebel Yell
- A pistol
- Exxon Mobil stock

I know Jerk will support me on #2.

[Tailwind]

must have been some check! Grats!

[TheHumanAlphabet]

I'd support XOM stock purchase.

[SoonerTerry]

#2

[olevetonahill]

Buy Natty Stock .:D

[soonerboomer93]

oil stock goood investment

i'm hoping to get a bonus in july

[shaun4411]

i get quarterly bonuses. or should i say, uncle sam gets a quarterly bonus from me. i only see 58% of it. so thats what it feels like to be anally penetrated...

[VeeJay]

They withheld 44% in the Great State of North Carolina.

The bonuses in Florida were much better.

But then, everyone in Florida is scammed sooner or later, so I was just claiming what was rightfully mine.

[mynameisjoe]

I'd blow it all on hookers and coke.


JK, but congrats on the bonus man! I can't wait until I finish school and my bonus doesn't consist entirely of a pizza party.

[Paperclip]

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[shaun4411]

mine went to credit card debt. and that useless, lame, no good rebate check in may will go towards cc debt too. im not giving it back to china dadgummit.

Note to self: in may when the first wave of rebate checks hit the pockets of the stupid, do invest in whatever company is selling blu ray players and discs.

[Curly Bill]

I want a new pistol too. I saw where there's a new cartridge: a .327 Magnum. Supposedly has near the power as the .357 mag, but with considerably less recoil. Federal created the cartridge and Ruger already is making a gun for it (SP101).

anyway, just sayin...

[yermom]

Mason Jars

[Chuck Bao]

Mine went to buy my new condo. I paid a pretty cute interior designer $5,000 upfront fee to give the place a dungeon look with red brick walls, concrete floor and cast iron light fixtures. I'm installing track lighting to highlight my glass objet d'art and my red leather harness. Oh, there is a urnial being installed in one of the bathrooms just for the master of the house and his concerns about water conservation. And, that's how I'm spending my bonus this year.

[VeeJay]

I don't think I've ever seen a red leather harness AND a urinal in the same pad. Do you have a retractable ball gag apparatus that can be used in emergency situations?

[Chuck Bao]

I don't think I've ever seen a red leather harness AND a urinal in the same pad. Do you have a retractable ball gag apparatus that can be used in emergency situations?

Well of course, you haven't. I didn't say I had good tastes. I know the red leather harness will clash with the red brick wall. My cute female designer told me that. She is also very much against the track lighting to shine on the harness. She is saying that the light is too hot and will dry out the harness. I should change my whole concept and just martial arts weapons on the walls. She'd be still like "oh that's not good for a samurai sword".

Besides that, she's a woman. She has no idea how much easier it is for a man to pee in a urinal. Case closed. I win.