Worst....Surgery....Ever

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html


A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

Let the punny comments commence.

[BigRedJed]

OK, before we start the comments, why would a person with incontinence require surgery on their anus? :confused:

[olevetonahill]

Its a female
Thay was Installing a zipper front to back

[yermom]

she's complaining?

who wouldn't want a 2nd anus?

[M]

What a pain in the ***.

[JohnnyMack]

Maybe it hung like sleeve of wizard?

[olevetonahill]

she's complaining?

who wouldn't want a 2nd anus?

Dont Married wimmens already have 2?

[nmsoonergirl]

OK, before we start the comments, why would a person with incontinence require surgery on their anus? :confused:

FECAL incontinence....they were going to tighten it up......:eek:

[crawfish]

errr...I'm gonna have to decline to comment because of the new posting policies. :O

[JohnnyMack]

FECAL incontinence

Those are two words I didn't need to see combined. Kinda like, "Plunger Rape".

[BigRedJed]

FECAL incontinence? Eww. You learn something new everyday. Sometimes, it's something you didn't want to learn.

[yermom]

you had to ask though, didn't you?

[Taxman71]

I would prefer the old fashion method over a tightening of something that should already be tight.

Oops I Crapped My Pants (http://hillison.com/snl/oops.mpg)

[walkoffsooner]

Duel exhaust is always a good thing.

[XingTheRubicon]

DV/DA/DA

[fadada1]

now she can have "oily discharge" and "anal leakage" at the same time.

[soonerinabilene]

Best. Shocker. Evar.