I swear I aint evar gonna figure folks Out

[olevetonahill]

My son was down at My shop the Other day . He called , Said Dad , Theres a a guy here wants to buy your Old 78 jeep PU .
I said Dont really want to sell it But I wont walk away from 5 100 $ bills .
Son said Hed tell the dude .
Son Gave him My # . The Dude Called me a little while ago said Hed give 300 Fer it . I said your Nuts , I dont really want to sell it . But Id Take 600 Fer it .
Dude says UhUhUhUh but yer son said you wanted 500 . I said Kids they always get stuff Mixed up .:D
Dude said Hed Give 500 fer it, said He was just trying to get it Cheaper . I said Id take 500 Fer it But was Just trying to get more .:D
Dumases

[shaun4411]

youd be surprised how much easier it is to sell if you had a case or two of beer in the back.

[yermom]

$500 bucks?

what's wrong with it?

[shaun4411]

no beer.

[olevetonahill]

$500 bucks?

what's wrong with it?

Its all rusted out. rats have eaten into the wiring , I just want it to Bust around out here in the Boonies in .

[olevetonahill]

youd be surprised how much easier it is to sell if you had a case or two of beer in the back.

What part Of "I dont really want to sell it " did you Miss
If It had 2 cases Of natty Id shoot the Mofo that tried to get it from me .

[fadada1]

do that alabama accent come with 'er???