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GottaHavePride
3/18/2008, 09:39 AM
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1439471720080314?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69&pageNumber=1&virtualBrandChannel=0

Heh.

frankensooner
3/18/2008, 09:49 AM
Up up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon!!

RFH Shakes
3/18/2008, 10:01 AM
"But I had to tell her the story -- she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring."

Yeah that's going to be a long and healthy marriage.:rolleyes:

BigRedJed
3/18/2008, 10:02 AM
What a dumbass.

OU4LIFE
3/18/2008, 10:14 AM
yes she is, Jed. Good call.

Oldnslo
3/18/2008, 10:57 AM
pop the question. wow. I'll bet that sounded good inside his head.

In real life, less so.

soonervegas
3/18/2008, 11:40 AM
There are at least 5-6 mistakes that he made in that short article. The balloon blowing away was just "the chickens coming home to roost".

crawfish
3/18/2008, 11:42 AM
They obviously deserve each other. :)

shaun4411
3/18/2008, 12:26 PM
well, that's better than flushing it down the toilet. maybe some cow will eat it.

Pricetag
3/18/2008, 02:16 PM
A $12,000 ring? How much do floor fitters make, anyway?

XingTheRubicon
3/18/2008, 02:40 PM
Grown men acting sappy deserve to lose 12K. I hope he gets caught in the middle of a jewelry heist when he buys the next one......and gets put in a rudimentary headlock and gets shot in the shin.

Widescreen
3/18/2008, 02:43 PM
A $12,000 ring? How much do floor fitters make, anyway?

These days, those only like £50.

Turd_Ferguson
3/18/2008, 02:50 PM
What a plonker!

shaun4411
3/18/2008, 03:58 PM
if he wasnt so cheap, he'd have gotten a heavy ring that wont disappear into the stratosphere.

LoyalFan
3/19/2008, 02:31 AM
If only he'd had a BB gun with him he could have...Oh, I forgot. The Brits disarmed themselves years ago. (And that's what a certain "minority" there plans to exploit.)

LF