"Punny" TV show names

[Frozen Sooner]

So, yeah, I'm sure everyone knows what I'm talking about. TV shows with names that are meant to pun with something the show is about and the main character's name. Grey's Anatomy. New Amsterdam. Etc.

Come up with your own pitch for a punny show.

Gresham's Law: Join Secret Service agent John Gresham as he attempts to crack down on counterfeiters.

[StoopTroup]

Hillary's Duff. Join Hillary on the Campaign trail as she tries to figure out how to get rid of that pain in her ***.

[Viking Kitten]

"Jermaine to the Subject"

A young English teacher, fresh out of college, takes a job an the inner-city high school where he was once a problem student.

[Viking Kitten]

"Occam's Razr"

NYC messenger Mike Occam travels the city on his razr scooter, perpetually getting himself entangled into a series of complicated messes involving the personal lives of those to whom he is making deliveries. Hilarity ensues.

At the end of each episode, Occam's simple, folksy wisdom often saves marriages and mends friendships.

[Viking Kitten]

"Baio Wolf"

With the new wife home raising his child, Scott Baio, now 47 and a wearing thin on pretty much everybody, starts trolling tranny bars... on the prowl for new conquests to feed his unquenchable narcissism.

[Viking Kitten]

"The Bell Curve"

Brillant and beautiful mathematical theoretician Helen Bell struggles to find herself taken seriously in academia because her tits are so big. Moonlights as an exotic dancer, where she actually finds men more accepting, and she is able to help the other strippers balance their checkbooks.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Bush League

This is the true story... of six strangers... picked to live in a house with a lame duck President...work together and have their lives taped... to find out what happens when people stop being polite... and start getting real

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

VK's gonna pwn at this game.

I'm just gonna sit back and be dazzled.

[frankensooner]

The Mod Squad: The SF Generation

Mods on a message board work tirelessly to root out evildoers and keep the board family friendly.


;)

Well, mine wasn't that good.

[frankensooner]

"Reader's Digest" It is set in the snack bar of the public library.

[frankensooner]

"Tainted Evidence" Dean stars in this crime drama/thiller about a no nonsense PI.

[frankensooner]

"The Supremes Court" This is a reality show starring the former nine members of the MoTown Group the Supremes:

Florence Ballard
Mary Wilson
Diana Ross
Barbara Martin
Cindy Birdsong
Jean Terrell
Lynda Laurence
Scherrie Payne
Susaye Greene

They sit in judgment of young ladies trying to break into show business in this american idol clone.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Heh.

[GottaHavePride]

"The Supremes Court" This is a reality show starring the former nine members of the MoTown Group the Supremes:

Florence Ballard
Mary Wilson
Diana Ross
Barbara Martin
Cindy Birdsong
Jean Terrell
Lynda Laurence
Scherrie Payne
Susaye Greene

They sit in judgment of young ladies trying to break into show business in this american idol clone.


Nicely played. Heh.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Frankly Speaking

Frank, a hot shot lawyer with a photographic memory, introduces himself to the random women whose pictures he recognizes from the internet.

;)

[frankensooner]

"Boughs of Holley" A lady with keen eyesight fends off creepy dudes with a big stick. It is a lot like American Gladiators but with more blood. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

Juicy's Booty:

Blonde pirate quests all over the world slaying horsepigs and searching for treasure.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Frozen Assets

A credit union manager in Alaska coordinates an elaborate get-rich scheme in the style of Office Space and Oceans 11, 12 and 13 only with a lot more snow.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Granny Get Your Guns

Personal trainers visit nursing homes in quest of America's next top body builders.

[crawfish]

Tough Nutt to Crack

Private detective Tony Nutt often finds himself in tough situations. But when the pressure is on, the bad guys find out that they may be in for a lot more than they expected.

[crawfish]

Ann B. Dextrous

The beautiful and lithe Ann works as a supermodel by day, ninja assasin by night.

[frankensooner]

Please tell me it stars Ann B. Davis.

[crawfish]

Stone Cold

John Stone is a cop who enforces his own brand of justice. He'll burn you cold.

[frankensooner]

Only if they can dig her up.

She is a young 81 and still kicking. I could see her as a ninja assasin.

[Frozen Sooner]

Calvin's Destination: Host Robert Calvin travels to a new exoctic locale every week.

[soonerinabilene]

HERPES

9 hoes from FLAVA OF LOVE are destined to save a cheerleader, and then save the world.

[shaun4411]

Bossed

On an uncharted island in the middle of the south pacific, a company retreat gone wrong has survivors of a horrific plane crash fighting for survival. The only problem....the office manager survived, and wont stop bossing the survivors around. Hoping to make it off the island alive and get a large bonus when they return home, the survivors reluctantly obey the office manager's orders and antics all the while finding love and forging new friendships on this mysterious island.

Huckleberry- The bad boy salesman with long hair and a constant 5 o'clock shadow. He thinks Amanda is hot.
Shep Heard- The IT guy, a natural leader, and secretly loves Amanda and doesnt trust Huckleberry.
Amanda Dallas- Assistant to the manager, secretly a fugitive on the run for killing her last office manager, has a crush on Huck and the IT guy.
Bono Charles- The annoying english salesman who used to be in a band. He dies in season 3.
Hugeo Burley- The obese, but kind hearted mailroom guy who tries to make friends with everyone.
Clarise- The pregnant and scared secretary, constantly worried about being raped by Bono Charles again.
Jun and Sin- The married North Korean couple. They were on the same plane with the employees of the company, but are secret North Korean agents sent to spy on everyone else. Sin is pregnant because she was raped by Bono Charles.
John Rocke- The cruel office manager. The employees are scared of him because he used to be in a wheelchair...but can now walk.

[frankensooner]

This used to be a fun thread. ;)

[Frozen Sooner]

This used to be a fun thread. ;)

Instructions are Hard: A message board poster named Bill Instructions jumps in a thread where people are posting by particular rules which are spelled out in the first post and posts whatever. :D

[crawfish]

The Czech is in the Mail

Follow the hijinks of a man and his long-lost, immigrant cousin as they work together in the mail room of a large, New York architectural firm.

[crawfish]

Buck Naked

Buck, a quiet, shy and sexually repressed young man, gets the wrong address from his employment agency and ends up as the star in a porn movie.

[crawfish]

Light House

Judith Light stars as Emmy, the head of a home for troubled boys, bestowing her wisdom as she guides them through life, love and heartache.

[frankensooner]

"Post Reported"

Follow the antics of a reporter assigned to cover the post office. How far will this buck reporter go to get the inside scoop? Did Mrs. Smith try to send a liquid? Did Mr. Jones apply enough postage? TV-MA V S L

[crawfish]

Post Reply

A twelve-hour miniseries documenting the life of Emily Post as she dispenses her wit and wisdom to the uncouth masses.

[crawfish]

Adam's Rib

Follow the adventures of Eve, wise mother of humanity; Adam, her doltish husband; Cain and Abel, their two precocious sons; and their friendly pet T-Rex "Nimrod", as they navigate through those tricky first years of life outside the garden of Eden.

Brought to you by the folks from "Answers in Genesis".

;)

[shaun4411]

Scrotums

A documentary about Michael Scro and Terry Scro, and the process by which they inventend the popular antacid Tums.

[shaun4411]

White Bread

The story of Alan Simpson growing up as the only white kid in a South Central Los Angeles neighborhood. His father is a bread maker, his mother is dead.

Next fall, as a spinoff of White Bread, Crackers

the life of a suburban black kid from detroit who is transplanted into a posh connecticut suburban neighborhood after his daddy wins the lotto.

Promotional poster: http://zerg.100megs42.com/images/stolenfish.jpg

[frankensooner]

Might as well lock this one up. It has gone down the crapper.

[crawfish]

Down the Crapper

Based on the life and times of Thomas Crapper, the famous toilet bowl inventor. It focuses on his long-time love affair with the haughty heiress Melissa Glade.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Gene's Pool

While digging a hole for a swimming pool in his suburban backyard, Gene discovers millions in buried treasure.

[SouthFortySooner]

The Governor's Girls - Now Showing

[shaun4411]

Thats my Bush

the new comedy staring jenna bush, the hot slutty daughter of the president, and her boyfriend herbert. we follow her hilarious antics as she constantly losing her underwear and herbert is embarassed by his girlfriend's inability to use a razor because the secret service things its too dangerous.

[goingoneight]

**** off Dip ****

The story of I got nuthin.'

[Viking Kitten]

"373 Degrees Kelvin"

A plucky basketball coach just wants the best for his team, but he keeps finding himself in hot water. In fact, it's boiling.

Sponsored by Motorola.

[goingoneight]

"Little Brother"

"Big Brother" spinoff filmed in Stoolwater.

[Frozen Sooner]

"373 Degrees Kelvin"

A plucky basketball coach just wants the best for his team, but he keeps finding himself in hot water. In fact, it's boiling.

Sponsored by Motorola.

And Degree anti-perspirant.

Or am I the only one who remembers that commercial?

[shaun4411]

Boston Regal

Arizona wide receiver David Boston does an ad for Buick and is contractually obligated to drive around a 10 year old Buick Regal during the offseason. It's going to be a long spring.

[SoonerInKCMO]

"The Bell Curve"

Brillant and beautiful mathematical theoretician Helen Bell struggles to find herself taken seriously in academia because her tits are so big. Moonlights as an exotic dancer, where she actually finds men more accepting, and she is able to help the other strippers balance their checkbooks.

I'd watch that.

It needs to be on HBO so that you can see the boo... so that you can properly maintain your artistic vision.

[Viking Kitten]

The more I look at it, the more I am convinced I could actually sell that concept to a network. Holy crap. I may go home and write the pilot.

[crawfish]

The more I look at it, the more I am convinced I could actually sell that concept to a network. Holy crap. I may go home and write the pilot.

Starring Kirsten Bell?

Grrrrrrrrr.

[frankensooner]

"Helen Wheels"

Helen Anderson isn't your everyday paraplegic. She is a speed demon and loves her souped up electric wheelchair. Watch her as she opens eyes to what a woman can do with a fast set of wheels.

[Viking Kitten]

Starring Kirsten Bell?

Grrrrrrrrr.
She's cute, but the key word is "big boobs."

Anyway, I'm the producer and I'm casting Scarlett Johannsen.

[crawfish]

She's cute, but the key word is "big boobs."

Anyway, I'm the producer and I'm casting Scarlett Johannsen.

I'm fly with that.

[shaun4411]

Complete Bitch

Snuggles, the family dog wasnt always a complete happy family dog. When she was younger, she was an orphan, and she was beaten and raped by her owner. There was nothing left of her self esteem but bits and pieces. When she met the Wilsons, they brought her in, fed her, gave her a warm dog house, and a boyfriend. Her life is good. She felt more complete...she is finally a complete bitch. This is her story.

http://k53.pbase.com/u42/laurent_laveder/large/34316930.DCP_6576.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

"Creeping Jenny"

Shy and reserved horticulturalist Jenny Swanson seems content to commune with her foliage, but little do her greenhouse peers know that Jenny's alter ego is actually jlSMACK678, a regular on an Internet message board devoted to hot plushie action. What Jenny doesn't know is that sometimes, her fellows in the online community think she goes a little overboard. In fact, her constant attention is starting to make GRooVYPanda404 feel a little uncomfortable.